sarahquaint
@sarahquaint.bsky.social
Forensic scientist, fangirl, & trivia magnet. Spouse of rahaeli. Baltimore has two syllables. She/her.
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During opening arguments: "Three out of the four people in this room are Eldest Daughters, so tread carefully!"
Legal concepts we have introduced to the niblings today while seated as the judges for the Sibling Court:
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
During opening arguments: "Three out of the four people in this room are Eldest Daughters, so tread carefully!"
Let the record show I love my nieces more than I love all my worldly possessions (which are no doubt about to be peed on by an angry dilute tortie)
The nieces are staying over for two nights and the piss terrorist cat has already hissed at them. Now taking bets on how much piss terrorism there will be when she realizes they're staying in Sarah's usual bedroom
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Let the record show I love my nieces more than I love all my worldly possessions (which are no doubt about to be peed on by an angry dilute tortie)
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Does anyone in Baltimore need (or could use) a 20 lb turkey? Because reasons, we have acquired one, and while we can come up with uses for it, it's A Problem for my allergy issues and if someone needs it more, Sarah is happy to deliver anywhere in Baltimore
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Does anyone in Baltimore need (or could use) a 20 lb turkey? Because reasons, we have acquired one, and while we can come up with uses for it, it's A Problem for my allergy issues and if someone needs it more, Sarah is happy to deliver anywhere in Baltimore
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Q+D, graphic design is my passion, etc etc
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Q+D, graphic design is my passion, etc etc
ty, my friend, for already finding this clip so I didn't have to
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
ty, my friend, for already finding this clip so I didn't have to
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Penny has a rough life
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Penny has a rough life
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Please share: I have an Etsy shop! I also accept crochet commissions. Please check it out. Thank you! greenowlcrochet.etsy.com
March 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Please share: I have an Etsy shop! I also accept crochet commissions. Please check it out. Thank you! greenowlcrochet.etsy.com
It's 1999. 2nd semester of a PhD in very theoretical chemistry program at an ivy. Was so depressed I emailed an acquaintance who graduated two years ahead of me, who was the most academically brilliant scientist I knew
She said she had felt the same way, but had kept going. She regretted it.
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She said she had felt the same way, but had kept going. She regretted it.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's 1999. 2nd semester of a PhD in very theoretical chemistry program at an ivy. Was so depressed I emailed an acquaintance who graduated two years ahead of me, who was the most academically brilliant scientist I knew
She said she had felt the same way, but had kept going. She regretted it.
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She said she had felt the same way, but had kept going. She regretted it.
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"This bag will fix me: A memoir"
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"This bag will fix me: A memoir"
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Happy Saturday everyone! I'm a fused glass artist specializing in jewelry. This winter I'm branching into wreaths that make great decorations for walls, windows & Christmas trees.
I sell at nora.jewelry.
I'm donating 10% of this weekend's sales to Distribute Aid's harm reduction toolkit program.
I sell at nora.jewelry.
I'm donating 10% of this weekend's sales to Distribute Aid's harm reduction toolkit program.
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Happy Saturday everyone! I'm a fused glass artist specializing in jewelry. This winter I'm branching into wreaths that make great decorations for walls, windows & Christmas trees.
I sell at nora.jewelry.
I'm donating 10% of this weekend's sales to Distribute Aid's harm reduction toolkit program.
I sell at nora.jewelry.
I'm donating 10% of this weekend's sales to Distribute Aid's harm reduction toolkit program.
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I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone.
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries IMLS
librarytechnology.org/pr/31973
librarytechnology.org/pr/31973
Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries
Press Release: Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries. The U.S. District Court for the District of Rhode Island struck down the Trump Adm...
librarytechnology.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I used to handle interlibrary loans for a public library. ILL is a magnificent expression of the idea that readers deserve books, and books deserve readers. It’s libraries everywhere pooling their resources for the benefit of everyone.
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
Killing IMLS could have killed ILL.
This is great news. 📚
the people in this car also play "Every Breath You Take" at weddings
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the people in this car also play "Every Breath You Take" at weddings
Absolutely the fuck not, but I made it through yet another week without a screaming crying hysterical breakdown, so give me my paycheck and shut the fuck up you ableist douchebag
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Absolutely the fuck not, but I made it through yet another week without a screaming crying hysterical breakdown, so give me my paycheck and shut the fuck up you ableist douchebag
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please donate if you can and share if youre able, I appreciate it more than you know
Every dollar helps, every share is wonderful, please help if you can, this is going to help us pay for moving 800 miles and keep us housed and fed while I find work as well.
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November 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
please donate if you can and share if youre able, I appreciate it more than you know
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We all know by now the idea that whether or not you return the shopping cart to the corral says something about the type of person you are.
I'd like to offer an addendum:
Do you return a library eBook as soon as you're done reading it, so the next person gets to start?
I'd like to offer an addendum:
Do you return a library eBook as soon as you're done reading it, so the next person gets to start?
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
We all know by now the idea that whether or not you return the shopping cart to the corral says something about the type of person you are.
I'd like to offer an addendum:
Do you return a library eBook as soon as you're done reading it, so the next person gets to start?
I'd like to offer an addendum:
Do you return a library eBook as soon as you're done reading it, so the next person gets to start?
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listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
found a mouse in my bed and this time it's definitely not a cat's fault
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
found a mouse in my bed and this time it's definitely not a cat's fault
I didn't see one that described my gender, but given how fast I put my face in this sandwich, it describes my sexuality
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I didn't see one that described my gender, but given how fast I put my face in this sandwich, it describes my sexuality
Keep losing your body piercing jewelry?
Problematic gauge gap.
Problematic gauge gap.
Forgot exactly where in the book you found the details you’ve cited?
Problematic page gap.
Problematic page gap.
Your Thanksgiving stuffing is bland? Problematic sage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Keep losing your body piercing jewelry?
Problematic gauge gap.
Problematic gauge gap.
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SINCE THIS HAS COME UP AGAIN...
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
two men in suits and ties with a fbi badge on their jacket
Alt: you should be so lucky to meet Agents Winchester and Winchester
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
SINCE THIS HAS COME UP AGAIN...
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
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People who say "we're wolves not sheep" have never seen two ewes trying to murder each other over relative status in the flock before they give birth, and then all their friends and family picking sides because being friends with the winner will raise THEIR status, until there is a massive brawl
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
People who say "we're wolves not sheep" have never seen two ewes trying to murder each other over relative status in the flock before they give birth, and then all their friends and family picking sides because being friends with the winner will raise THEIR status, until there is a massive brawl
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one of my "counterintuitive facts that explains everything" facts is that without new construction cities get less dense as they gentrify, bc wealthier households have fewer kids and fewer people per bedroom
Almost everywhere in the City of Toronto has fewer people that it did 50 years ago
November 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
one of my "counterintuitive facts that explains everything" facts is that without new construction cities get less dense as they gentrify, bc wealthier households have fewer kids and fewer people per bedroom
am I using a $4 bag from a Too Good to Go bakery as motivation to get showered and dressed? yes
is this an effective ploy? also yes
is this an effective ploy? also yes
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
am I using a $4 bag from a Too Good to Go bakery as motivation to get showered and dressed? yes
is this an effective ploy? also yes
is this an effective ploy? also yes
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.