Sarahtonin norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor (they/them)
@sarahndipity.bsky.social
•lazy doomsday cult leader
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes
•Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•Old enough to be your mom
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
•winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off
•spooky vibes
•Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️
•Cryptid enthusiast
•Genderqueer enby they/them
•Old enough to be your mom
•Nurse (LPN), mama, partner
Pinned
bitches to the left of me, bitches to the right, and here i am, stuck in the middle with bitches
pie IS a soup,correct.
the rest is very wrong.
top tier:
Blueberry
French Silk
Key Lime Pie
middle tier:
cherry
pecan
apple
bottom:
pumpkin
coconut cream
hotpockets
the rest is very wrong.
top tier:
Blueberry
French Silk
Key Lime Pie
middle tier:
cherry
pecan
apple
bottom:
pumpkin
coconut cream
hotpockets
Ok so we are apparently doing pie takes so here are mine:
- Pie is soup
- Best pies are as follows (in order):
Cherry
Pumpkin
Apple
It gets pretty fuzzy after the top 2
- Bad pies are as follows:
Shit
Piss
- All pies should have a little poison to bring out the flavor
- Pie is soup
- Best pies are as follows (in order):
Cherry
Pumpkin
Apple
It gets pretty fuzzy after the top 2
- Bad pies are as follows:
Shit
Piss
- All pies should have a little poison to bring out the flavor
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
pie IS a soup,correct.
the rest is very wrong.
top tier:
Blueberry
French Silk
Key Lime Pie
middle tier:
cherry
pecan
apple
bottom:
pumpkin
coconut cream
hotpockets
the rest is very wrong.
top tier:
Blueberry
French Silk
Key Lime Pie
middle tier:
cherry
pecan
apple
bottom:
pumpkin
coconut cream
hotpockets
Titanic 2: Jack is Back
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Titanic 2: Jack is Back
40% of my life is complaining about technology being confusing now.
just put me down, its time.
just put me down, its time.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
40% of my life is complaining about technology being confusing now.
just put me down, its time.
just put me down, its time.
I also support the monster-fuckers but cannot support the rfkjr fuckers
I fully support monster-fuckers but that's a bridge too far
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I also support the monster-fuckers but cannot support the rfkjr fuckers
unghhh look at that quiver *bites lip*
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
unghhh look at that quiver *bites lip*
I wish that was me
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I wish that was me
you're not actually done unpacking until you hang the larger, heavier duty 'good' plastic bag, stuffed with its flimsier siblings, on a hook in a weird corner somewhere
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
you're not actually done unpacking until you hang the larger, heavier duty 'good' plastic bag, stuffed with its flimsier siblings, on a hook in a weird corner somewhere
PEETS AND BEANS
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
PEETS AND BEANS
February 13th, 1998.
I was 13, and called my mom a bitch.
she slapped me.
I slapped her back.
we both cried and ran to our rooms.
that night she told me to come watch x-files, she ordered pizza and ice cream.
it was the Stephen King doll ep, I was terrified of dolls, it was my punishment.
I was 13, and called my mom a bitch.
she slapped me.
I slapped her back.
we both cried and ran to our rooms.
that night she told me to come watch x-files, she ordered pizza and ice cream.
it was the Stephen King doll ep, I was terrified of dolls, it was my punishment.
how old were you the first time you said fuck to an adult?
while we're at it: got any stories about cussing as a very young person?
while we're at it: got any stories about cussing as a very young person?
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
February 13th, 1998.
I was 13, and called my mom a bitch.
she slapped me.
I slapped her back.
we both cried and ran to our rooms.
that night she told me to come watch x-files, she ordered pizza and ice cream.
it was the Stephen King doll ep, I was terrified of dolls, it was my punishment.
I was 13, and called my mom a bitch.
she slapped me.
I slapped her back.
we both cried and ran to our rooms.
that night she told me to come watch x-files, she ordered pizza and ice cream.
it was the Stephen King doll ep, I was terrified of dolls, it was my punishment.
wait where did this come from they mean today
A powerful snowstorm is expected to hit Minnesota on Tuesday, bringing up to 6 inches of snow and strong winds to the Twin Cities and heftier amounts to the north.
Winter storm poised to drop up to 6 inches of snow, wind gusts in Twin Cities, more to the north
A winter storm warning is in effect for parts of Minnesota from late Tuesday afternoon through Wednesday morning, and travel is not advised.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
wait where did this come from they mean today
feeling inspired and empowered by this today
eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
feeling inspired and empowered by this today
growing up one side of the family did Christmas ham, one side did various fancy meals.
we change yearly, a few years ago we did individual beef wellingtons, sometimes we do prime rib, sometimes we do apps and snacks.
we change yearly, a few years ago we did individual beef wellingtons, sometimes we do prime rib, sometimes we do apps and snacks.
it fascinates me how most everyone in the U.S. does turkey for Thanksgiving, but we are all over the map as to what we eat for Christmas (as is proper for a hugely diverse nation).
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I also use the bacon method. Although turkey is Christmas dinner where I come from.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
growing up one side of the family did Christmas ham, one side did various fancy meals.
we change yearly, a few years ago we did individual beef wellingtons, sometimes we do prime rib, sometimes we do apps and snacks.
we change yearly, a few years ago we did individual beef wellingtons, sometimes we do prime rib, sometimes we do apps and snacks.
there is a long string attached to the light in my closet and the cats have learned how to turn the light on to wake me up
I am not pleased. the string shall be shortened.
I am not pleased. the string shall be shortened.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
there is a long string attached to the light in my closet and the cats have learned how to turn the light on to wake me up
I am not pleased. the string shall be shortened.
I am not pleased. the string shall be shortened.
me and nance agree today
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
me and nance agree today
this is why I am so glad my mom knows nothing and doesnt follow anything
Staying at my parents house, I have recently learned my mother is a fan of both Candace Owens and Cenk Uygur
your median voter, America!
your median voter, America!
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
this is why I am so glad my mom knows nothing and doesnt follow anything
no thank you
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
no thank you
"It's all for youuuuu Charlie Brown!"
“Keep fucking that chicken, Charlie Brown!”
"Soylent Green is people, Charlie Brown!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"It's all for youuuuu Charlie Brown!"
giving B notes on how to really romance me
Gyoza tonite? 👀
Gyoza tonite, queen??
Gyoza tonite? 👀
Gyoza tonite, queen??
Gyoza tonite? 👀
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
giving B notes on how to really romance me
scrolling though posts to find my fundraiser, singing pope, singing pope, felching, singing pope, more horrors, singing pope...
im funny and poor please help us try to catch up, its been a horrible 6 months,besides the singing pope meme of course
im funny and poor please help us try to catch up, its been a horrible 6 months,besides the singing pope meme of course
Every dollar helps, every share is wonderful, please help if you can, this is going to help us pay for moving 800 miles and keep us housed and fed while I find work as well.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
scrolling though posts to find my fundraiser, singing pope, singing pope, felching, singing pope, more horrors, singing pope...
im funny and poor please help us try to catch up, its been a horrible 6 months,besides the singing pope meme of course
im funny and poor please help us try to catch up, its been a horrible 6 months,besides the singing pope meme of course
help sluggo if you can, and share too!
HOLIDAYS IN THE SLUGGO HOUSE ARE NO TIME TO REST! I work retail and @majima.club primarily brings home the bacon as a pet sitter so til the end of the year we will both be kicking people until money comes out. AND THAT MEANS YOU TOO BUDDY! THE EBEGGING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Donate to Tools for Sluggo's Career Revival, organized by Eli Burton
Hey folks I’m Sluggo and once again I must change careers. After a back injury put me out… Eli Burton needs your support for Tools for Sluggo's Career Revival
gofund.me
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
help sluggo if you can, and share too!
the best part of living 1000 miles away from our families for the last 10 years was minimal holidays i was forced to just rawdog my way through
wish me luck this year
wish me luck this year
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the best part of living 1000 miles away from our families for the last 10 years was minimal holidays i was forced to just rawdog my way through
wish me luck this year
wish me luck this year
poor but innovative*!
so ha!
*desperate
so ha!
*desperate
so I got this vape like 6 mos ago, battery didnt work so I went to exchange it and they gave me a new one and let me keep this.
I had to do surgery to get the distillate out so I can put that into a DIFFERENT vape, which I also took apart so I could refill it w this.
1st world weed probs, im poor
I had to do surgery to get the distillate out so I can put that into a DIFFERENT vape, which I also took apart so I could refill it w this.
1st world weed probs, im poor
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
poor but innovative*!
so ha!
*desperate
so ha!
*desperate
so I got this vape like 6 mos ago, battery didnt work so I went to exchange it and they gave me a new one and let me keep this.
I had to do surgery to get the distillate out so I can put that into a DIFFERENT vape, which I also took apart so I could refill it w this.
1st world weed probs, im poor
I had to do surgery to get the distillate out so I can put that into a DIFFERENT vape, which I also took apart so I could refill it w this.
1st world weed probs, im poor
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
so I got this vape like 6 mos ago, battery didnt work so I went to exchange it and they gave me a new one and let me keep this.
I had to do surgery to get the distillate out so I can put that into a DIFFERENT vape, which I also took apart so I could refill it w this.
1st world weed probs, im poor
I had to do surgery to get the distillate out so I can put that into a DIFFERENT vape, which I also took apart so I could refill it w this.
1st world weed probs, im poor
we can get rid of the ham and the turkey, I only want sides and gravy
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
we can get rid of the ham and the turkey, I only want sides and gravy
the real heroes we dont acknowledge enough
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November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
the real heroes we dont acknowledge enough