Vanillannie, That One Girl You’ve Seen Around
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@vanillannie on other stuff, “The Girl with the Red Glasses” from my pole studio. My personality is: Sailor Moon, pole dance, and green.
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Telling people I can't get pregnant because I opted to forgo the guest room in favor of an open plan vagina
Does anyone have any good solo journaling ttrpg recommendations?
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Does anyone have any good solo journaling ttrpg recommendations?
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I fully support monster-fuckers but that's a bridge too far
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I fully support monster-fuckers but that's a bridge too far
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Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
I'm basically The Grinch of Thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm basically The Grinch of Thanksgiving
I would eliminate all of them. There is nothing of value here; even the Thanksgiving pie selection is mid (pumpkin is only redeemed by way of copious whipped cream). Mac and Cheese, while fine, has never felt like a Thanksgiving dish, and the rest is all trash.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I would eliminate all of them. There is nothing of value here; even the Thanksgiving pie selection is mid (pumpkin is only redeemed by way of copious whipped cream). Mac and Cheese, while fine, has never felt like a Thanksgiving dish, and the rest is all trash.
I got a marketing email from a toy company, and part of the ad copy for one of their products read "experience fingering 2.0!" and like, I didn't realize we had version control on that
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I got a marketing email from a toy company, and part of the ad copy for one of their products read "experience fingering 2.0!" and like, I didn't realize we had version control on that
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“Femmes have to hit on mascs” yeah no shit how else do you lock her down before she transitions?
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“Femmes have to hit on mascs” yeah no shit how else do you lock her down before she transitions?
One cool thing about having boobs is being able to look at boobs whenever you want
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
One cool thing about having boobs is being able to look at boobs whenever you want
Okay, I can finally clear the majority of my mute list now that there’s no more Hazbin to spoil
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Okay, I can finally clear the majority of my mute list now that there’s no more Hazbin to spoil
Today is International Men's Day. Taking a page from the storied traditions of International Women's Day, I will be celebrating today by asking when International Men's Day is.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Today is International Men's Day. Taking a page from the storied traditions of International Women's Day, I will be celebrating today by asking when International Men's Day is.
I'm asked if I'm okay on a less frequent basis than one would think
Not a single soul checked on Annie, they just loved Michael Jackson singing about Annie
Everyone was obsessed with Annie when Michael Jackson asked if she was ok, but nobody actually went to check on Annie to see if she was ok. 🤔🤔🤔
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm asked if I'm okay on a less frequent basis than one would think
One cool thing about RTO is now I have to come into the office but I can't find my boss to get him to sign or review anything
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
One cool thing about RTO is now I have to come into the office but I can't find my boss to get him to sign or review anything
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Trans women are biologically female and our medical needs make a lot more sense if we are conceptualized as having essentially an extreme form of hyperandrogenism
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Trans women are biologically female and our medical needs make a lot more sense if we are conceptualized as having essentially an extreme form of hyperandrogenism
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Good Morning, World.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Good Morning, World.
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These men grew up with The Secretary™ whose job was:
• Be sexually desirable
• Be sexually available
• Look after them like children
• DO THE TYPING.
Not being able to email is a status symbol:
• Be sexually desirable
• Be sexually available
• Look after them like children
• DO THE TYPING.
Not being able to email is a status symbol:
Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
These men grew up with The Secretary™ whose job was:
• Be sexually desirable
• Be sexually available
• Look after them like children
• DO THE TYPING.
Not being able to email is a status symbol:
• Be sexually desirable
• Be sexually available
• Look after them like children
• DO THE TYPING.
Not being able to email is a status symbol:
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I need to get back to hair posting
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I need to get back to hair posting
I need to get back to hair posting
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I need to get back to hair posting
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
It’s so funny to me when a delivery order comes with a menu. Like, dude, I clearly figured it out on my own; I’ve got it covered
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s so funny to me when a delivery order comes with a menu. Like, dude, I clearly figured it out on my own; I’ve got it covered
Preorder now, but they won't ship until next October 😭
Mattel K-Pop Demon Hunters HUNTR/X: Rumi, Mira, & Zoey “What it Sounds Like” 3-Pack goes up for preorder next Wednesday (11/12) at noon EST on Mattel Creations ($150.00) - bit.ly/47M6QRy
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Preorder now, but they won't ship until next October 😭
It’s never too late to become a magical girl
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s never too late to become a magical girl
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STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There are no words for how evil this is
Every time we finish watching the latest episodes of Hazbin Hotel, I'm annoyed that I have to wait another week for more. I'm gonna be super annoyed when we get to the end and there's no more for months/years.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Every time we finish watching the latest episodes of Hazbin Hotel, I'm annoyed that I have to wait another week for more. I'm gonna be super annoyed when we get to the end and there's no more for months/years.
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“Maya Hawke shares advice mom Uma Thurman gave her for working with Quentin Tarantino”
Is it “don’t show him your feet”?
*reads*
Oh my god.
Is it “don’t show him your feet”?
*reads*
Oh my god.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Maya Hawke shares advice mom Uma Thurman gave her for working with Quentin Tarantino”
Is it “don’t show him your feet”?
*reads*
Oh my god.
Is it “don’t show him your feet”?
*reads*
Oh my god.