SAINT SLUGGO: SHIP HISSER
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Texas, yall. Discordian pope, certified god-botherer, cannabis connoisseur, journeyman gunsmith, Always Armed Anarchist. Hello again for the first time. #SLUGGO2028
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Hi Internet, it’s me. Saint Sluggo.
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Long story short? It’s time for me to change industries. The Feds and the state of Texas keep vaping and THC in absolute chaos. And so, I bend to the will of society. I’ll go where there’s less regulation, more stability. I’ll be a gunsmith. youtube.com/shorts/LZAvT...
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
A-yup.
WTF DO YOU MEAN THE SHAMWOW GUY BECAME A RIGHT WING GRIFTER, AND IS NOW RUNNING FOR TEXAS CONGRESS, AND LITERALLY MADE A VIDEO PROMOTING HIS RUN TALKING ABOUT HOW WE SHOULD CHECK KIDS GENITALS!?
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A-yup.
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@saintsluggo.bsky.social and @reverendjesus.com may be interested in this.
@saintsluggo.bsky.social and @reverendjesus.com may be interested in this.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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@saintsluggo.bsky.social and @reverendjesus.com may be interested in this.
@saintsluggo.bsky.social and @reverendjesus.com may be interested in this.
I mean I thought what was in there did in fact come out of a living chicken, I’m not sure I was convinced that it was BETTER than lab grown meat. It’s all the parts of the chicken just a LITTLE too good to render down into pink slime and make nuggets with. I’ll eat the lab grown chicken soup idgaf
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I mean I thought what was in there did in fact come out of a living chicken, I’m not sure I was convinced that it was BETTER than lab grown meat. It’s all the parts of the chicken just a LITTLE too good to render down into pink slime and make nuggets with. I’ll eat the lab grown chicken soup idgaf
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going broke buying ea sports is like barry lyndon buying all those paintings 😂
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
going broke buying ea sports is like barry lyndon buying all those paintings 😂
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Oh no the UAE is about to introduce micro transactions.
Following its $55 billion deal to take over EA, Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund is reportedly running low on cash for new investments, due to several projects that are said to be in financial distress.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/saudi-a...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/saudi-a...
Saudi Arabia is reportedly running low on cash for investments following EA deal | VGC
Several of the PIF’s investments are in financial distress; EA agreed $55bn deal to go private…
www.videogameschronicle.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Oh no the UAE is about to introduce micro transactions.
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With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
September 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
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No worries if not! I’ll be cocooned shortly anyhow. Just like, totally encased in my own silk. So it’s fine either way. Noooo problem.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
No worries if not! I’ll be cocooned shortly anyhow. Just like, totally encased in my own silk. So it’s fine either way. Noooo problem.
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And someone out there on the internet has cut it down to a trailer for a sitcom called “My Beloved Harutan”
Adulterous Baby-Making Trip With A Barely Legal Girl Who Is 17 Years Younger Than Me. With My Beloved Harutan, The Girl With The Big, H-Cup Tits
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
And someone out there on the internet has cut it down to a trailer for a sitcom called “My Beloved Harutan”
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There are 50,000 food insecure children in Maine and 2 trans athletes. Every single candidate running for office who can drum up concern about the latter but has nothing to say about the former is telling on themselves. They don’t care about children. Only power. And they’ll hurt kids for it.
25 Nov 2025 @rikiwilchins.bsky.social -- In unusual move, Sen Susan Collins (R-ME) signs petition for referendum on the 2026 ballot that would bar trans students from sports teams, locker-rooms and bathrooms. She's in a hotly contested election & this is pbly one way to increase Rep turnout.
Sen. Collins signs Maine petition for initiative to restrict transgender rights
The proposed referendum aims to enforce President Donald Trump’s <a href="https://themainemonitor.org/maine-title-ix-battle-national-consequences/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">stance on ...
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November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
There are 50,000 food insecure children in Maine and 2 trans athletes. Every single candidate running for office who can drum up concern about the latter but has nothing to say about the former is telling on themselves. They don’t care about children. Only power. And they’ll hurt kids for it.
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A good thing about the napkin holder is it lets you take out your preferred number of napkins so long as you want either 800 napkins or a 3cm shard of one napkin.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
A good thing about the napkin holder is it lets you take out your preferred number of napkins so long as you want either 800 napkins or a 3cm shard of one napkin.
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TIL that thousands of German teens facing conscription into the Hitler Youth/League of German Girls, said fuck it, I'll be a pirate instead, and the Edelweiss Pirates were born. Their slogan was "Eternal War on the Hitler Youth".
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
TIL that thousands of German teens facing conscription into the Hitler Youth/League of German Girls, said fuck it, I'll be a pirate instead, and the Edelweiss Pirates were born. Their slogan was "Eternal War on the Hitler Youth".
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
Fuck yeah. When the world tries to make you a fascist, be a pirate.
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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Chunkiest Soup and its just a wet potato in a can
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Chunkiest Soup and its just a wet potato in a can
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CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF DIDSAPOINTMENT
Saw a clip from the Guinness people about the smallest dog in the world meeting the tallest dog in the world and to be honest both dogs kind of let me down
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF DIDSAPOINTMENT
Friend
Crabs
New Carla
Well that story writes itself.
Crabs
New Carla
Well that story writes itself.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Friend
Crabs
New Carla
Well that story writes itself.
Crabs
New Carla
Well that story writes itself.
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“You know people don’t appreciate Brian Dennehy enough…”
“Who’s he”
“Shh shh shh”
“Who’s he”
“Shh shh shh”
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
“You know people don’t appreciate Brian Dennehy enough…”
“Who’s he”
“Shh shh shh”
“Who’s he”
“Shh shh shh”
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“Hey kids who wants to watch a cowboy movie”
“TOY STORY”
“Silverado? Well yeah that sounds like a grand time”
“TOY STORY TOY STORY”
“Sure you got it, Silverado. All the kids love Silverado…”
“TOY STORY”
“Silverado? Well yeah that sounds like a grand time”
“TOY STORY TOY STORY”
“Sure you got it, Silverado. All the kids love Silverado…”
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
“Hey kids who wants to watch a cowboy movie”
“TOY STORY”
“Silverado? Well yeah that sounds like a grand time”
“TOY STORY TOY STORY”
“Sure you got it, Silverado. All the kids love Silverado…”
“TOY STORY”
“Silverado? Well yeah that sounds like a grand time”
“TOY STORY TOY STORY”
“Sure you got it, Silverado. All the kids love Silverado…”
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The Atlantic & Vanity Fair only ever assign RFK Jr profiles to people who want to fuck him because nobody else can stomach the idea of lying to help him. He's an elderly nepobaby on a mission to kill as many children as possible before he dies, to leave the world more plague-ridden than he found it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Atlantic & Vanity Fair only ever assign RFK Jr profiles to people who want to fuck him because nobody else can stomach the idea of lying to help him. He's an elderly nepobaby on a mission to kill as many children as possible before he dies, to leave the world more plague-ridden than he found it.
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This is such a nice thing to do, I want to do a transgiving in my town too!
I do not believe I am going because I’m just too tired and I’ve been doing a lot the last few weeks but ya boi Sluggo put together a KILLER pot of rice pudding for transgiving at a local community center
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
This is such a nice thing to do, I want to do a transgiving in my town too!
As requested by @dollypilled.bsky.social and for anyone else that wants it, here is if not my recipe, my process for making rice pudding. Most measurements are based on how much cooked rice you started with.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
As requested by @dollypilled.bsky.social and for anyone else that wants it, here is if not my recipe, my process for making rice pudding. Most measurements are based on how much cooked rice you started with.