PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO
@saintsluggo.bsky.social
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Texas, yall. Discordian pope, certified god-botherer, cannabis connoisseur, journeyman gunsmith, Always Armed Anarchist. Hello again for the first time. #SLUGGO2028
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saintsluggo.bsky.social
Long story short? It’s time for me to change industries. The Feds and the state of Texas keep vaping and THC in absolute chaos. And so, I bend to the will of society. I’ll go where there’s less regulation, more stability. I’ll be a gunsmith. youtube.com/shorts/LZAvT...
Hi Internet, it’s me. Saint Sluggo.
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saintsluggo.bsky.social
All those girls named Daenerys and Khaleesi are about to hit their teen years if they haven’t already.
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katrafiy.bsky.social
I think it is important for people to understand that the UK in 2025 is more transphobic now than they were in 1394 (700 years ago) when they arrested and subsequently released Eleanor Rykener in a similar case as this one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John/El...
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saintsluggo.bsky.social
I like him because he speaks his mind
brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
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thecorodon.bsky.social
Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."
reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
saintsluggo.bsky.social
When it goes the extra endings, they should fire the ball out of one of those American gladiators cannons instead of having pitchers
vonhonkington.bsky.social
They should let fans have a turn at bat
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insatiableone.bsky.social
Everyone say thank you

Now at 427/5000 birthmonth goal
Nude photograph of a Curvaceous slut, one massive breast resting on the mattress and the other valiantly upraised by her ribcage. She rests her hand, fingers splayed, on her hip, twisted temptingly and to accentuate the soft curve of her belly where it meets her round thighs
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jimmytwohands.bsky.social
This fucking radio app decided to interrupt the middle of extra in innings with ads for shit that I hate on principle fuck you i willl never buy your product ever, in fact i will hunt you down like a boar
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thatbgdork.bsky.social
this motherfucker over here stealing redneck valor. bitch. my blue hair would run circles around his ass on a racetrack with a car I rebuilt my fucking self.

loser.
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
saintsluggo.bsky.social
Like, these dudes did NOT install apps and link shit because one of them was jorkin it to weird egirls or milf porn or whatever. It absolutely is shouldering the blame for something much more fucked up.
saintsluggo.bsky.social
It’s like in the old days when couples would go from having separate Facebook pages to a couples Facebook page and it’s like oh I don’t know what happened but most definitely some bullshit went down
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rava.bsky.social
The anti porn app convicted pedophile josh duggar and speaker mike johnson both used
mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
churchleaders.com
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peezkyweezky.bsky.social
Honestly, seeking power is a red flag. We should be doing this by drawing straws or some shit, why is there a professional class of “leadership” that gets to decide who and what we’re allowed to vote for?

These people are psychopaths. Pure and simple.
saintsluggo.bsky.social
There is a reason every one of these freaks is obsessed with purity & thinks about this kind of shit all the time and it is very very obvious what it is if you take one step aside and look at the patterns of behavior. They are looking to externalize their own failings or the failings of loved ones.
mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
saintsluggo.bsky.social
Okay yall waited long enough here’s the real punchline: you have to get fingerprinted to get one of these. AND THEY TAKE YOUR PICTURE WHEN YOU GET FINGERPRINTED. BUT NOT ONE THEY CAN USE FOR THIS. JUST ONE TO FILE SOMEWHERE.

Ah, Discordia! Bureaucracy surely is one of your seasons…
saintsluggo.bsky.social
Hey y’all wanna see something absolutely bat shit insane about Texas. Take a look at the license to carry that I just received in the mail today which makes me essentially unstoppable in the state able to carry my gun almost anywhere except inside a school or post office. Notice anything about it?
A brand new Texas issued licensed to carry a handgun bearing a picture that looks absolutely nothing like me taken about 12 years ago
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andylevy.net
happy third bday to this delightful weirdo
nyx (black cat) doing her batman “i’m vengeance” pose pensive nyx in a cat tree ghibli nyx on the back of a chair nyx with her front paws draped over a chair
saintsluggo.bsky.social
Failings or “failings” real or perceived.
saintsluggo.bsky.social
There is a reason every one of these freaks is obsessed with purity & thinks about this kind of shit all the time and it is very very obvious what it is if you take one step aside and look at the patterns of behavior. They are looking to externalize their own failings or the failings of loved ones.
mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
churchleaders.com
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swop-usa.bsky.social
The focus on pornography and blaming it for every social problem has led to actual predators flying under the radar until it's too late.

Stop blaming porn and start finding actual solutions.
mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
churchleaders.com
saintsluggo.bsky.social
Awww thank you! I think you’re pretty dang cool myself.