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paulpro
@mariopro.bsky.social
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I’m fabulous. I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot-and-a-half and I’ve got a killer rack.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · Nov 26
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 6m
I love this image.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 3m
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 2h
Genuinely Poor

Reposting because I've added a kicker panel. Thanks to @schraubd.bsky.social for the suggestion!

Read more cartoons! #PoliCartoon
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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has four panels. Each panel shows two men: A not-wealthy looking man with shaggy hair and some stubble, and a bald man in glasses, wearing a business suit and tie. Each panel shows them at a sidewalk with grass growing in the background. PANEL 1 Shaggy is wearing a wrinkled collared shirt and jeans. Necktie is wearing a gray suit with a tie with a dot pattern. It’s bright daytime. Shaggy, with his back turned to Necktie, is looking at and poking a smartphone, and, in the helpful way people so often do in the first panel of my cartoons, talking aloud to himself. Necktie is turning to look at, and yell at, Shaggy. SHAGGY: I can’t find a job and I’m out of money… Time to google “food stamps.” NECKTIE: Food stamps are for people who are genuinely poor. If you were poor, you wouldn’t own a smartphone, would you? PANEL 2 A caption says “one week later.” From the light, it appears to be early evening. Shaggy is wearing a plaid shirt and Black pants, and has a backpack; Necktie is wearing a pinstripe suit and a tie with horizontal stripes. Shaggy is looking worried and has a hand on his chest; Necktie is sternly talking to, and pointing at, Shaggy. SHAGGY: I sold my phone, but now I’m out of money again. NECKTIE: So sell your car. No one who owns a car is poor. PANEL 3 A caption says “one month later.” The same two men, on a similar patch of sidewalk. Shaggy is sitting on the curb, slumping. Necktie looks very cheerful. SHAGGY: Now I’ve got no money for food, no phone for job hunting, and no car to get to a job! NECKTIE: Excellent! Now you’re genuinely poor! PANEL 4 The same scene, a moment later. Shaggy, looking hopeful. Necktie grins. SHAGGY: So now you’re okay with me getting food stamps? NECKTIE: Nope! TINY KICKER PANEL UNDER THE CARTOON Shaggy is talking to Barry the Cartoonist. SHAGGY: So how do I get food stamps, anyway? BARRY: Call them for an appointment, then drive to their office to apply.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 23m
MAGA is crashing out harder over Trump putting a Qatari military base in the US than they ever did over him being all over the Epstein files
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 16m
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 18m
Homeland Security’s tweets are starting to get DMCA’d
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 35m
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 48m
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 7h
Can’t believe the guy whose love language is hate speech didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 51m
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Garthtoons by Garth German @garthtoons.bsky.social · 56m
Seriously. He’s just babbling out of his ass at this point.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 1h
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Adam Selzer @adamchicago.bsky.social · 4h
And he’s a dancing machine. Passersby are either delighted or just move on like they see dancing frogs on Clark Street every day.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 1h
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 3d
Enforcing the law?
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist @andertoon.bsky.social · 2d
The Trump Coin
For @rawstory.com

Beat the algorithms. Follow my work on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com
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