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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them)

@sarahndipity.bsky.social

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•lazy doomsday cult leader •winner of the 2024 church chili cook-off •spooky vibes •Professional Traveling Midwesterner™️ •Cryptid enthusiast •Genderqueer enby they/them •Old enough to be your mom •Nurse (LPN), mama, partner

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 19d

bitches to the left of me, bitches to the right, and here i am, stuck in the middle with bitches

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 4h

stop using Ai, stop using it for memes, stop using it for ideas, stop using it to correct your grammar, stop it!
it does it badly, and it sucks up more resources than every asthmatic person who has ever existed.

STOP IT, IT MAKES YOU EVEN MORE PATHETIC

ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 7h

The only correct take on a fundamentally anti-human technology.

Screenshot of David Simon interview
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 4h

good for them! stay safe everyone

Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 5h

Michigan Avenue right now.

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 5h

how do I pick a server?!

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 6h

she wants to talk to you about your cars extended warranty

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 6h

coooooool cool cool

umm hi @canada our president is threatening to murder us please help

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 9h

My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 6h

do I use the Mastodon app? or something else?

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 6h

im a little jealous ngl. someday when I get my knees replaced, I will have this same peace of mind lol

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 6h

she still does every time she can, she sucks forever and always

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 6h

watching you do that makes MY core hurt. im very impressed.

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 6h

im just way too stupid to use it, ppl keep talking about instances and different .apps and im clueless

ill die here alone, like I expected all along

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 6h

once they put us in meat farm cages we will be tender and juicy like veal

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 12h

anyways this song has been stuck in my head for like 8 months and I finally remembered what it is, please enjoy.

pretty sure this song is in the how-to-raise-a-hippie-kid guidebook, my dad played it 24/7 in the car

youtu.be/7QujpC_oSwE?...

Dancing on the ruins of multinational corporations.

YouTube video by undercurrentspaulo

youtu.be

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 13h

#birdbutt *

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 13h

I didnt do anything mom, gosh.

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 13h

awww shes so cute!

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 13h

I reconnected with a high school crush on Facebook and tricked him into marrying me, so that was cool

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 13h

oooh thats me!

thank YOU for tolerating my babble and making ME feel less alone 💜

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 13h

I thought it said "comey is expected to kill himself first" and I was like wtf lol

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 14h

I can teach you how to apply old person stage makeup but it might be a bit jarring upclose. you'll have to work from a stage from now on.

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 14h

well this doesn't seem great.

everyone keeps saying a civil war is going to happen but methinks it has already started

Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 16h

The President of the United States is calling for the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois to be jailed.

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 15h

sorry you're so wrong but I cant change it, only you can change that.

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 15h

nice.

ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 16h

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

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Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 15h

when we get them transgender windmills running hes going to implode

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 15h

anyone in the military or national guard who is accepting assignments to american cities, to fight american citizens in the streets,is a traitor
you should be willing to go to jail for your beliefs in protecting american citizens if youre willing to sign up to kill foreign citizens, dont be a pussy.

Spooky Scary Sarahtons 🎃 (they/them) @sarahndipity.bsky.social · 15h

they signed up and they arent refusing to go, so fuck them, fuck their families, fuck their accounting jobs.