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DataAngel

@dataangel.net

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Part-time wolf. Full-time Columbo. They/Them. Asexual, Agender, ADHD, hopelessly monolingual, member of the dead spouse club, older than I act. 1971 Bawlamer Murrlan Sr Advisor at the Department of Malicious Compliance

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DataAngel @dataangel.net · Mar 7

I'm adorable

profanity.accountant @profanity.accountant · Mar 7

@dataangel.space has swears! They've used 23 profanities in their last 862 posts.

🥇 "poo" (4 times)
🥈 "butt" (2 times)
🥉 "dammit" (2 times)

DataAngel @dataangel.net · 9h

More unironic music love.

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO

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DataAngel @dataangel.net · 12h

Or they are and people lack critical thinking skills and the ability to extract meaning from context

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DataAngel @dataangel.net · 13h

Unironically listening to Neil Diamond

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Paul Cohen @paulecohen.bsky.social · 16h

compassionate conservatism

a photograph taken earlier today in the Oval Office in the White House, while someone during a press event fainted. We see to the right of the presidential desk a man, lying down, in distress, attended to by three aids/cabinet officials, one on his knees elevating the legs of the man in distress, all looking concerned, concentrated, attentive. Behind the desk, we see Trump, standing, in his trademark blue suit white collared shirt and blood red tie, staring vacantly into space in front of him, unconcerned by the scene unfolding to his left and just behind him

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Patrixmyth @patri.xyz · 16h

Chief Inspector: It is simple. To identify the killer, we must simply determine which of them is actually older than 50
Assistant: How will we do that though? Why would they tell us?
...

Chief Inspector *clears throat*: That parrots not dead. He's just resting.

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Patrixmyth @patri.xyz · 15h

Excited exclamations across courtroom as verdict is read

Judge: Order in the court!

*defense attorney tackles sandwich guy before he can ask for a Reuben*

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Arvo the Lakeland @arvolakeland.bsky.social · 19h

#ThrowbackThursday This time in 2023: My turn to drive?!?

#dogs #tbthursday #dogsky

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Andie Sophia 💛🤍💜🖤 @andiesophia.is · 23h

one of my favorite icelandic words is "óveður" ("storm") because its literal translation is "unweather" which absolutely fits the vibe of your typical icelandic storm

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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 18h

Listening to Florence and the Machine’s “Everybody Scream” and thinking of Lucille Clifton’s “It was a Dream”

Poems are spells, songs are spells, screams are the most primal of spells

What should you do about the nightmare we find ourselves in?

This

This

This

Poets.org
it was a dream
Lucille Clifton 1936 - 2010
in which my greater self rose up before me accusing me of my life with her extra finger whirling in a gyre of rage at what my days had come to. what,
i pleaded with her, could i do, oh what could i have done? and she twisted her wild hair and sparked her wild eyes and screamed as long as i could hear her This. This. This.

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 18h

The Priceless Habsburg Jewels Are Found - In a Canadian Safe Deposit Box.
www.spiegel.de/internationa...

Florentine Diamond: The Priceless Habsburg Jewels Are Found - In a Safe Deposit Box in Canada

When the Austro-Hungarian Empire collapsed, the priceless jewels belonging to the Habsburg family vanished as well, including the fabled "Florentine Diamond." Now, much of the treasure has reappeared ...

www.spiegel.de

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DataAngel @dataangel.net · 17h

You could get another, bigger kiln! Then you'd never have the problem again! /superhelpful

DataAngel @dataangel.net · 17h

If that were grandpa after a few beers I would be talking with grandma about how maybe they should consider a care home

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DataAngel @dataangel.net · 19h

It took me months to get my insurance to approve a cgm. If they start handing them out to people for funzies I will be pissed.

DataAngel @dataangel.net · 19h

How about not using up all the things diabetics actually need?

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 1d

Some experts claim that reducing fluctuations throughout the day can help protect against heart disease, even for people who don't have diabetes.

How tracking blood sugar with continuous glucose monitoring may be helpful

Some experts claim that reducing fluctuations throughout the day can help protect against heart disease, even for people who don't have diabetes.

nbcnews.to

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DataAngel @dataangel.net · 1d

AND I AM STILL SO UNAFFECTED. I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVERYONE WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT

DataAngel @dataangel.net · 1d

YEAH I'M OUTSIDE UNDER THE LIGHT OF THE FULL MOON. IT'S FINE.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 1d

"Ich askid ChatGPT." Well *Ich* askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.

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DataAngel @dataangel.net · 1d

Not without a plastic dinosaur

DataAngel @dataangel.net · 1d

It's the only way he can find it

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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 1d

If you missed this, there is a recording now

stoopstorytelling.com/event/signs-...

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misheleneous Handmade Gifts | Home & Hound @misheleneous.bsky.social · 1d

#90sTop30

Day 5. One Way, #Levellers

Crusties Assemble!

Never a big enough fan to buy a whole Album I did enjoy a folky festival or 2 and kicking my Clogs up to this song, plus "15 years" by the New Age Traveller's favourites 🎻🎸

m.youtube.com/watch?v=u0S8...

#MusicChallenge #90sMusic #MusicSky

Levellers - One Way (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by RHINO

m.youtube.com

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Michael Wriston @mwriston.bsky.social · 2d

www.wypr.org/wypr-news/20...

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DataAngel @dataangel.net · 2d

I'd rent it out for a very affordable price so other people could do it too

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DataAngel @dataangel.net · 2d

<3 I have a t-shirt with the TARDIS in the Stargate that I've had for like a decade. There are dozens of us!

DataAngel @dataangel.net · 2d

They don't actually see women, no. Not as people.