The Scamperbeasts
@scamperbeasts.bsky.social
Sugar, Spice, Smudge and Saja, and occasionally guest animals and humans.
Sugar is here to provide the most annoyed of mlems
January 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Sugar is here to provide the most annoyed of mlems
Smudge has doubts about whatever the hell it is you are about to do
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Smudge has doubts about whatever the hell it is you are about to do
Saja has spotted the birds in the bushes outside and wants to go hug them with his teeth
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Saja has spotted the birds in the bushes outside and wants to go hug them with his teeth
When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up
Smudge wishes you a happy 2026 and also wants you to cover him with that comforter you're about to put on the bed because he likes him a cozy enclosed space
January 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Smudge wishes you a happy 2026 and also wants you to cover him with that comforter you're about to put on the bed because he likes him a cozy enclosed space
When you have a super cool secret hangout but then your STUPID YOUNGER BROTHER finds it and RUINS IT FOREVER
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
When you have a super cool secret hangout but then your STUPID YOUNGER BROTHER finds it and RUINS IT FOREVER
"Santa WAS HERE?!?!"
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"Santa WAS HERE?!?!"
Sometimes they just pose. For no reason!
December 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sometimes they just pose. For no reason!
"Yes, the human was sitting in this seat mere seconds before I claimed it, if he wanted to keep it, he should have stayed in it."
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Yes, the human was sitting in this seat mere seconds before I claimed it, if he wanted to keep it, he should have stayed in it."
It's over, Saja! Smudge has the high ground!
December 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's over, Saja! Smudge has the high ground!
Saja thought he would surprise a snoozing Spice with a friendly pounce. It did not go as he expected.
(PS: They are both fine now)
(PS: They are both fine now)
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Saja thought he would surprise a snoozing Spice with a friendly pounce. It did not go as he expected.
(PS: They are both fine now)
(PS: They are both fine now)
Sugar wishes to know whomst has disturbed her slumber (it was Saja)
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Sugar wishes to know whomst has disturbed her slumber (it was Saja)
Saja denies he is a real chaos demon and lies in wait to ambush all those who would say otherwise
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Saja denies he is a real chaos demon and lies in wait to ambush all those who would say otherwise
This just in: for the first time, Saja has discovered the catnip toys.
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This just in: for the first time, Saja has discovered the catnip toys.
Have you ever seen a kitten more embarrassed to be seen with his human, no, no you have not
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Have you ever seen a kitten more embarrassed to be seen with his human, no, no you have not
"Damn it, she KNOWS the top bunk is mine! This aggression will not stand, man!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"Damn it, she KNOWS the top bunk is mine! This aggression will not stand, man!"
THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE OF BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER
"When I woke this up this afternoon I could tell that a couple of very important things of mine were missing. And when I find out who took them... I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE."
(Get your pets fixed, folks)
(Get your pets fixed, folks)
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"When I woke this up this afternoon I could tell that a couple of very important things of mine were missing. And when I find out who took them... I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE."
(Get your pets fixed, folks)
(Get your pets fixed, folks)
Happy Gotcha Day to Sugar and Spice, who were adopted ten years ago today. Their human gives an appreciation of them (complete with video of the two of them tusslin' as kittens) on his personal site:
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/01/a...
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/01/a...
November 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Happy Gotcha Day to Sugar and Spice, who were adopted ten years ago today. Their human gives an appreciation of them (complete with video of the two of them tusslin' as kittens) on his personal site:
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/01/a...
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/01/a...
NEWS FLASH: We have achieved the rare and coveted Cat Tree Triple Decker
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
NEWS FLASH: We have achieved the rare and coveted Cat Tree Triple Decker
Saja in the morning glow.
October 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Saja in the morning glow.
Give us this day our daily mlem
October 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Give us this day our daily mlem
"Only this thin plane of glass keeps you from being smacked SO HARD"
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"Only this thin plane of glass keeps you from being smacked SO HARD"
Hello, Bluesky, it is time for your recommended daily allowance of Void Loaf
October 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Hello, Bluesky, it is time for your recommended daily allowance of Void Loaf
Spice wishes to inform you that she has chosen this yarn octopus as her new favorite toy. Please alert the media.
October 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Spice wishes to inform you that she has chosen this yarn octopus as her new favorite toy. Please alert the media.