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#RetainJane A litigator; those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Personal injury, work comp, some light civil rights. #Idaho. Cool mom. Ill fight you IRL. I’m the funniest person I know. she/her 🚑 🏃‍♀️

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say what you will about bo burnham but there’s some tracks from inside that still slap like all eyes on me

“you say the ocean’s rising
like i give a shit
you say the whole world’s ending
honey it already did”

goes as hard as it did over four years ago
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I DO CARE ABOUT YOUR SPOTIFY WRAPS AND OTHER END OF YEAR SUMMARIES OF THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Y'all, Im gonna have to add some language to my retainer agreement that says "if you go to the insurance company in person to try and 'help the process,' STRAIGHT TO JAIL.
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Boise: we have an office available in our building. 10*11, conference room, internet, printers/office supplies, fancy coffee, reception area (staffed 50% of the time).

10th and Fort.
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Went and saw Zootopia 2 on iMax. ACAB, even bunny cops, but it’s so cute.
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Trying to add some art to the office and all these online shops just use what’s in the public domain and charge a ton of money for it and that is ridiculous
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My friends daughters face when we explained the “all ages” dance nights at Bogies 🤮 was absolutely hilarious.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Celebrated a friends birthday today. We’ve been friends since 1997. It’s amazing that connection where we can pick right back up.
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I was absolutely fighting for my life in Pilates today.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Says Noem Made Final Decision on El Salvador Removals in Breach of Court Order
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Bought a new robot vacuum for the office and I am SO EXCITED
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Perfectly normal stuff, this.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
PRESIDENT ASTRONAUT MIKE KELLY
Re: Kelly

They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Re: Kelly

They're about to give a man who would be an unbeatable presidential nominee a huge moral platform and I don't think they've thought this through.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“THERE WAS A LEAF TORNADO AND IT ALMOST GAVE ME A LITTLE TWIST.” - Ollie, 5 1/2
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
MAYBE MEN CAN FIX THEMSELVES
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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The bill last numbered H.R. 9495 would empower the Treasury Secretary to designate any nonprofit the Secretary wishes to kill a “terrorist supporting organization” and revoke the tax-exempt status on which it depends for survival. Unconstitutional but lethal in the harm it would do while in force.
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Trying to figure out the deal with Bluffside Provisions. Are they maga? They are closed on sundays. Owner is retired LEO from CA.
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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If I wanted to speed run a dystopian dark age, I would:

- close public libraries
- enshittify the internet to the point of unusability
- end childhood vaccinations
- reserve healthcare for the rich
- cut humanities programs at universities
- pour the nation's wealth into AI companies

ODDLY ENOUGH
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Welcome to Idaho, may I interest you in the highest debt to income ratio in the continental US?
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I randomly applied to a personal injury firm because I needed a job. They hired me. Turns out I love it and am quite good at it.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Got my annual mammogram today. As I was leaving the office, it basically became a very loud game of telephone on why I was leaving. HEY EVERYONE, JANES GONNA GO GIVE EM THE OL RAZZLE DAZZLE.
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 AM
OMG Idaho Trust Bank misplaced *A LOT OF MONEY* worth of checks I deposited. Then the response was some lady explaining to me how deposits work.

Turns out, they never processed the checks and filed them away somewhere? Still not sure what happened.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Taught El about Dennis Rodman tonight.
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM