D.M. Schmeyer
@dmschmeyer.bsky.social
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He/him. Attorney at Law and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out. www.kusklaw.com
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dmschmeyer.bsky.social
The first people to ever lie to em, and that's why it stuck.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
This is a biiiig reason they're covering up.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
US declared war on Germany 6 months before the Battle of Stalingrad, dude.

Aka, when the Eastern Front was mostly just German boots to Soviet ass sunup to sundown, with some in the dark too.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
The people who talk like this never do jackshit
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
Unreasoned opinions that break with precedent are indeed a dire crisis.

I'm waiting for somebody to have the guys to bring this up at one of the cushy speaking gigs the Justices love.

Watch it be some plucky 2L.
leahlitman.bsky.social
More judges speak to the press (the NYT) about what a disaster the Supreme Court (specifically the shadow docket) has been - “incredibly demoralizing & troubling”; a “judicial crisis”; a “slap in the face to district courts.” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
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dmschmeyer.bsky.social
I think I've played in one campaign worthy of those adjectives and have basically been searching for it ever since, so your players shluld get with the program they dont know how good they got it
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
Possible, sure. Hell, it's theoretically possible now
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
That a machine can't replace a lawyer for most of a lawyer's functions is obvious to people who know the industry.

But also? If AI ever really becomes a danger to the profession, we'll just disallow its use and start hitting the people making these products with misdemeanors.

Guild, baby.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
Not really, actually. The district split is overwhelmingly in favor of them not applying in federal court.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
This was arguably frivolous and probably should have been sanctioned for the attempt.
uebey.bsky.social
NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
...I am already writing 2 white papers and a CLE and this is a third thing I need to write about.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
Shit like this has me concerned we've crossed the same event horizon colleges did, in that we now have lawyers, whole firms, that cannot use their brains without LLMs.

Disbarment is the remedy for multiple violations like this. Its dangerous to leave this dude with his bar card.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
I'm not anti-gatekeeping in certain fields, and stuff like this is why.
lawzag.bsky.social
Yo dog, I heard you like hallucinated citations, so we put hallucinated citations in your response regarding hallucinated citations so you can show cause while you show cause.
iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewD...
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
This type of thing might weed out some of the lawyers who never had any business being lawyers.

That might be harsh of me, but goddamn.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
My whole life as it exists now, pretty much.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
An LLM should not handle your divorce, Will. Not a good use for it.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
Its going to be years before I can talk about specifics but I've seen up close what this mindset can do in a legal context and it is potentially life ruining, it legitimately saddens me.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
Most of these tools arent ready because the people who make them don't know what ready looks like.
kathryntewson.bsky.social
The bros are at it again! and make no mistake, they are LITERALLY calling it "Vibe Lawyering"
GitLaw Alpha - Vibe Lawyering
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
"Vibe Lawyering" was gonna be the title of my memoir and they ruined it.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
I'll have you know my hairline is heroically holding its ground
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
Dere's gonna be a million ICEs at da Superbowl.
dmschmeyer.bsky.social
I mean, c'mon, you don't have em shave the Bill Swerski staches before you ship them out?