D.M. Schmeyer
@dmschmeyer.bsky.social
He/him. Attorney at Law and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out.
www.kusklaw.com
www.kusklaw.com
My partners, who are very professional individuals, leave such things to me to deploy on a case by case basis.
January 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
My partners, who are very professional individuals, leave such things to me to deploy on a case by case basis.
"When I Superfly Splash you in the face, that means wake the hell up."
I threw a pillow at her. She is unbothered.
I threw a pillow at her. She is unbothered.
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"When I Superfly Splash you in the face, that means wake the hell up."
I threw a pillow at her. She is unbothered.
I threw a pillow at her. She is unbothered.
Oh well. This doesn't suck.
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh well. This doesn't suck.
You could be here. Ijs.
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You could be here. Ijs.
Here's a guy whose defense allows first downs without any third downs, I mean, that's, haha, that's bad, Pat.
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Here's a guy whose defense allows first downs without any third downs, I mean, that's, haha, that's bad, Pat.
Making.
You.
Dumber.
You.
Dumber.
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Making.
You.
Dumber.
You.
Dumber.
I'm not one of those "you better wear a suit to the office" type of guys.
But my ass was hanging out I'd expect some folks to have a very serious talk with me.
Kim K's fits in her new lawyer show are...not screaming verisimilitude.
But my ass was hanging out I'd expect some folks to have a very serious talk with me.
Kim K's fits in her new lawyer show are...not screaming verisimilitude.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I'm not one of those "you better wear a suit to the office" type of guys.
But my ass was hanging out I'd expect some folks to have a very serious talk with me.
Kim K's fits in her new lawyer show are...not screaming verisimilitude.
But my ass was hanging out I'd expect some folks to have a very serious talk with me.
Kim K's fits in her new lawyer show are...not screaming verisimilitude.
She appreciates the praise. All praise, really.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
She appreciates the praise. All praise, really.
I am a lawyer, and lawyers need to work, so I moved her off my lap for the laptop.
She decided to stay close another way.
She decided to stay close another way.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I am a lawyer, and lawyers need to work, so I moved her off my lap for the laptop.
She decided to stay close another way.
She decided to stay close another way.
I'm a *bit* of a dog person.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm a *bit* of a dog person.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
Whenever somebody in my family gets a puppy, they always ask ne to come be around it for a few days. Train em a bit, mellow em out.
My parents new puppy is perhaps my, uh, most successful project ever.
What Democratic voters are getting: ^
What Democratic voters want:
What Democratic voters want:
October 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What Democratic voters are getting: ^
What Democratic voters want:
What Democratic voters want:
This form is usually filed with an 8b, which is a type of notice. As in, the type I like getting.
August 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This form is usually filed with an 8b, which is a type of notice. As in, the type I like getting.
*sigh*
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THE FORMS
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THE FORMS
August 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
*sigh*
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THE FORMS
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THE FORMS
Also, it sure looks like she was blogging about it, so I'm thinking we can also go ahead and treat all these "I didn't know" protests with a serious grain of salt.
July 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Also, it sure looks like she was blogging about it, so I'm thinking we can also go ahead and treat all these "I didn't know" protests with a serious grain of salt.
Every lawyer I've seen harping on this is doing it because we don't want vulnerable people making mistakes like this.
They're not sympathetic. Promise.
They're not sympathetic. Promise.
May 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Every lawyer I've seen harping on this is doing it because we don't want vulnerable people making mistakes like this.
They're not sympathetic. Promise.
They're not sympathetic. Promise.
I put in the effort on this I feel it deserved
May 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I put in the effort on this I feel it deserved