D.M. Schmeyer
@dmschmeyer.bsky.social
He/him. Attorney at Law and the inflection point between fucking around and finding out.
www.kusklaw.com
www.kusklaw.com
One of the better playwrights of all time telling him "fuck you".
If only he had the education to be impressed.
If only he had the education to be impressed.
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 AM
One of the better playwrights of all time telling him "fuck you".
If only he had the education to be impressed.
If only he had the education to be impressed.
Nobody who'd take a job with this administration has any principles. And its on us to remember that about them forever.
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Nobody who'd take a job with this administration has any principles. And its on us to remember that about them forever.
How fucking weird.
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 AM
How fucking weird.
It works if you're 6 ft 4 or up.
Marvis's height, you're better off just keep your hands home, especially if you're a bit fragile like he was.
Marvis's height, you're better off just keep your hands home, especially if you're a bit fragile like he was.
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
It works if you're 6 ft 4 or up.
Marvis's height, you're better off just keep your hands home, especially if you're a bit fragile like he was.
Marvis's height, you're better off just keep your hands home, especially if you're a bit fragile like he was.
If you're not bigger, he's breaking the clinch down, not out, and getting space to punch in the doing, so the way most of the guys who took him rounds did so would backfire, and quickly.
January 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
If you're not bigger, he's breaking the clinch down, not out, and getting space to punch in the doing, so the way most of the guys who took him rounds did so would backfire, and quickly.
The best way to survive against a guy like that is to tie him up at the elbow and lean down. It shut down his game and forced him to pick shots on entry and exit. Plenty of bad fighters took him rounds doing essentially that. It's pure survival.
But you need to be bigger, period.
But you need to be bigger, period.
January 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The best way to survive against a guy like that is to tie him up at the elbow and lean down. It shut down his game and forced him to pick shots on entry and exit. Plenty of bad fighters took him rounds doing essentially that. It's pure survival.
But you need to be bigger, period.
But you need to be bigger, period.
Fight a prime Mike for 100 million? Sure. Right now.
Last 3 minutes? I know I couldn't, so it wouldn't be worth trying and taking the wound.
If I was Six ft five, sure, but I'm not.
Last 3 minutes? I know I couldn't, so it wouldn't be worth trying and taking the wound.
If I was Six ft five, sure, but I'm not.
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Fight a prime Mike for 100 million? Sure. Right now.
Last 3 minutes? I know I couldn't, so it wouldn't be worth trying and taking the wound.
If I was Six ft five, sure, but I'm not.
Last 3 minutes? I know I couldn't, so it wouldn't be worth trying and taking the wound.
If I was Six ft five, sure, but I'm not.
Big to mid-big firms and very cushy salaries is where the vast majority will go, and it will not take said majority long to secure those positions.
January 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Big to mid-big firms and very cushy salaries is where the vast majority will go, and it will not take said majority long to secure those positions.
I've never met a dude who both made his perceived intellect his entire personality who didn't ever really demonstrate much intellect.
His comic was also overrated as any that seems to trigger nostalgia, but I suppose that's a matter of taste.
His comic was also overrated as any that seems to trigger nostalgia, but I suppose that's a matter of taste.
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I've never met a dude who both made his perceived intellect his entire personality who didn't ever really demonstrate much intellect.
His comic was also overrated as any that seems to trigger nostalgia, but I suppose that's a matter of taste.
His comic was also overrated as any that seems to trigger nostalgia, but I suppose that's a matter of taste.
Or defend itself against literally anything. The bombs were the dispositive part. A blimp could have done the deed.
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Or defend itself against literally anything. The bombs were the dispositive part. A blimp could have done the deed.
I don't either, because I'm not actually sure *why* it would.
Doesn't make the act itself less heinous.
Doesn't make the act itself less heinous.
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I don't either, because I'm not actually sure *why* it would.
Doesn't make the act itself less heinous.
Doesn't make the act itself less heinous.
He's read many leather-bound justice books and has done quite a few societies in his day, trust him.
January 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
He's read many leather-bound justice books and has done quite a few societies in his day, trust him.
Bots, teenage communists, salt of the earth types. The classics.
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Bots, teenage communists, salt of the earth types. The classics.
He is not the rando to whom I am referring. I am mocking the notion he has done rhe reading, or really that there is reading to have done
January 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
He is not the rando to whom I am referring. I am mocking the notion he has done rhe reading, or really that there is reading to have done
Anybody telling you to refrain from lawyering up if you feel you might be served by lawyering up isn't your ally.
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Anybody telling you to refrain from lawyering up if you feel you might be served by lawyering up isn't your ally.
"If they havent done the reading"
Yeah dude, the seminal text of "This Rando's Fever Dream Timeline" is really a gateway tome for the topic of the 2026 and 2028 campaign posture, you need to come correct
Yeah dude, the seminal text of "This Rando's Fever Dream Timeline" is really a gateway tome for the topic of the 2026 and 2028 campaign posture, you need to come correct
January 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
"If they havent done the reading"
Yeah dude, the seminal text of "This Rando's Fever Dream Timeline" is really a gateway tome for the topic of the 2026 and 2028 campaign posture, you need to come correct
Yeah dude, the seminal text of "This Rando's Fever Dream Timeline" is really a gateway tome for the topic of the 2026 and 2028 campaign posture, you need to come correct
Unreasoned hatred of that guy has become a great litmus test for who isnt really worth any time or attention tbh.
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Unreasoned hatred of that guy has become a great litmus test for who isnt really worth any time or attention tbh.
A lot of people do not, in fact, truly care about stopping this vs. being right, but fortunately, *plenty* of people do.
January 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
A lot of people do not, in fact, truly care about stopping this vs. being right, but fortunately, *plenty* of people do.
Texted you so spoilers are avoided, I guess?
January 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Texted you so spoilers are avoided, I guess?
Also I don't even have to see his reasoning to say he's right. Ross should be prosecuted. If he is, its likely to be unsuccessful.
January 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Also I don't even have to see his reasoning to say he's right. Ross should be prosecuted. If he is, its likely to be unsuccessful.
No, but now I'm gonna look at that post and feel affirmed in my decision
January 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
No, but now I'm gonna look at that post and feel affirmed in my decision
Many will be pardoned but not all will be and that'll be pretty important one day.
January 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Many will be pardoned but not all will be and that'll be pretty important one day.