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Taylor (Not Swift)

@lawyerrabbit.bsky.social

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Rabbits, chickens and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills. Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 11h

Phillies fans stay mad.

A sign for a strip mall that says BRUH W T PH in moveable letters.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

Went to the grocery store this morning, assumed we had tomato paste, didn’t buy any.
Went back to the store to buy tomato paste, bought a 4 pack so “this doesn’t happen again” get home and realized it was SAUCE. This is my 13th reason why.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

My conclusion is that he was stoned and was really enjoying himself and honestly good for him.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

It’s been HOURS. The cats can’t even believe it.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

It’s been 2.5 hours. HES STILL GOING ON THE SIDEWALK. I’m worried he’s had some sort of psychotic break?

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

Our neighbor is currently standing in the rain, power washing his sidewalk.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

Our neighbor is currently standing in the rain, power washing his sidewalk.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

Gotta say, the technical this week on bake-off seems like a made up thing.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 2d

Finally got to go to dinner, each in a hand knit (by me) sweater!

A selfie of a man and a woman. He’s wearing a hand knit yellow green and red hand knit sweater and she’s wearing a black and purple hand knit sweater. Also her Invisalign was worth it - her teeth are STRAIGHT.

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 3d

Bryce Harper should buy Orion Kerkering a house, he’s gonna absorb a lot of fire for him this winter

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Alyssa @lyssben.bsky.social · 3d

Honestly, as annoyed as I am at Kerk I'm more pissed at the offense who yet again failed to show up.

Let's be real, even if he threw to first and got out of it it would've been a continuous cycle until someone blew it because no one was hitting.