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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 16h

Playing speakerphone Waylon Jennings on the train platform til somebody gets mad at me

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 22h

I’m honestly kind of beast for peaking in 2021

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 2d

Enjoy Obama like you’ve never used him before. ”Hawaii Spice: The President’s Body,” available now on iTunes.

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 2d

Discover Obama’s enlightening new memoir, based on true Obama facts. “Memories of Barack: The Obama Story” available June 2026.

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 3d

Old ass baby

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 3d

#KillForZohran

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 3d

Bernie Sanders going on Tim Dillon just shows there is no politician immune to the gravitational pull of a fat red pedophile

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Apr 20

Two ships in the night

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Feb 24

Straight chillin open.spotify.com/track/0UFC1o...

Kelly Green (feat. Juicy J)

Project Pat, Juicy J · Loud Pack · Song · 2011

open.spotify.com

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Jan 19

Furuous beyond belief.

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Jan 4

We need more bitterness on Bluesky. More evil. A land of anguish

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Jan 4

It’s good people aren’t trying too hard to be funny over here. Wouldn’t want things to accidentally get interesting

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Jan 4

Hendrix died doing what he loved: trying to swallow a guitar

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Dec 22

The new apprentice has no respect for sorcery fundamentals. “What are we preparing today, Great Wizard? Another poultice?” I wish ill upon him daily

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Nov 28

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Nov 25

[Sweeping shot of a guy who was bitten clean in half]
Sci fi coroner: Whatever did this…wasn’t human

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Nov 20

Finally, a Cormac McCarthy story we can all actually relate to.

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Nov 18

Watching the light leave a victim’s eyes can be so hard on empaths

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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · Nov 18

Son, you’ve hardly touched your piece of poop. Could you at least drink a glass of pee before bed?

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