Thomas White
len0killer.bsky.social
Thomas White
@len0killer.bsky.social
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Sheriff of this here town
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Enjoy Obama like you’ve never used him before. ”Hawaii Spice: The President’s Body,” available now on iTunes.
Discover Obama’s enlightening new memoir, based on true Obama facts. “Memories of Barack: The Obama Story” available June 2026.
Bernie Sanders going on Tim Dillon just shows there is no politician immune to the gravitational pull of a fat red pedophile
We need more bitterness on Bluesky. More evil. A land of anguish
It’s good people aren’t trying too hard to be funny over here. Wouldn’t want things to accidentally get interesting
Hendrix died doing what he loved: trying to swallow a guitar
The new apprentice has no respect for sorcery fundamentals. “What are we preparing today, Great Wizard? Another poultice?” I wish ill upon him daily
Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster
[Sweeping shot of a guy who was bitten clean in half]
Sci fi coroner: Whatever did this…wasn’t human
Finally, a Cormac McCarthy story we can all actually relate to.
Watching the light leave a victim’s eyes can be so hard on empaths
Son, you’ve hardly touched your piece of poop. Could you at least drink a glass of pee before bed?
Sometimes I like to prank my butler with beef wellington
Encountering a lot of toxicity on here, wondering if it’s the lack of strength in numbers. Anybody know of a bigger app we could move to?
I wanted to write a book under the pen name Maxwell Aubergine recently thanks to a briefly sub-80 IQ
Every place of business should have saloon doors
Instant oatmeal time for the boss man
If I ran a Truman Show style simulation I would give the guy up to thirty new rashes per day