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LepsLair
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I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 10h
I knew we couldn't trust him!
I knew we couldn't trust him!
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 11h
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 14h
Oh sure, he's impressive
Oh sure, he's impressive
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 15h
I hate those things
I hate those things
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 17h
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?
An acrocat
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 18h
At what point do we send in a team to figure out what is in the Florida water?
At what point do we send in a team to figure out what is in the Florida water?
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 19h
What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 21h
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
A party line!
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 23h
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d
I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off. #PunIntended #BadJoke
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d
Teacher: If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?
Student: A fight
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d
There will never be a better salesman
There will never be a better salesman
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d
Kia vs Nokia
Kia vs Nokia
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d
It's me... I'm that person
It's me... I'm that person
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d
Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?
Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.
Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.
Tommy: Blows 'em to fucking pieces, Vicar!
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d
What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle?
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 1d
Cynthia walked so Barbie could run!
Cynthia walked so Barbie could run!
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d
Yesterday I asked my high school sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful person in the world to marry me. All three said no.
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d
Nurse asked me if I was in continent. I said "yes. North America."
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d
What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
A centipede with athlete's foot
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d
They always want it for cheap
They always want it for cheap
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d
I love going outdoors. I am not flexible enough to go out windows.
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d
So that's who did it!
So that's who did it!
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LepsLair @lepslair.com · 2d
What looks just like half a loaf of bread?
The other half.
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