LepsLair
@lepslair.com
I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.
Patient: Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.
Doctor: What do you mean by that?
Doctor: What do you mean by that?
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Patient: Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.
Doctor: What do you mean by that?
Doctor: What do you mean by that?
Why am I getting all these ads for liver problems? Am I drinking and don't know it?
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Why am I getting all these ads for liver problems? Am I drinking and don't know it?
I'm glad the code still works
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'm glad the code still works
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
I can clean the downstairs quickly. Upstairs is another story.
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I can clean the downstairs quickly. Upstairs is another story.
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs
Snowballs
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
Snowballs
Snowballs
Even if you did have a team, there's a possibility you also had a Hornets jacket
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Even if you did have a team, there's a possibility you also had a Hornets jacket
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says ribbit
A rabbit that says ribbit
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says ribbit
A rabbit that says ribbit
It was the first vacation video someone actually wanted to watch
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It was the first vacation video someone actually wanted to watch
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Joe: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Joe: Three, a police officer, the owner of the watch, and me.
Joe: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Joe: Three, a police officer, the owner of the watch, and me.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Joe: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Joe: Three, a police officer, the owner of the watch, and me.
Joe: I won it in a race.
Bill: How many people participated in it?
Joe: Three, a police officer, the owner of the watch, and me.
No matter what happens when skiing, the snow must go on
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
No matter what happens when skiing, the snow must go on
I'd name them Snow White!
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I'd name them Snow White!
I just read the new book on radioactive waste.
It received glowing reviews.
It received glowing reviews.
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I just read the new book on radioactive waste.
It received glowing reviews.
It received glowing reviews.
What dog is always tired in London?
An English sleep dog
An English sleep dog
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What dog is always tired in London?
An English sleep dog
An English sleep dog
Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward.
It's because two Eds are better than one
It's because two Eds are better than one
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward.
It's because two Eds are better than one
It's because two Eds are better than one
Just spent 10 minutes searching for my phone under my bed, using my phone as a
flashlight.
flashlight.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just spent 10 minutes searching for my phone under my bed, using my phone as a
flashlight.
flashlight.
Why else would he be there, to lay some pipe?
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why else would he be there, to lay some pipe?
Making a cake look like a pizza is a pizza cake!
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Making a cake look like a pizza is a pizza cake!
That little guy is really trying to save this man money on his motorcycle insurance
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
That little guy is really trying to save this man money on his motorcycle insurance