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@lethargicbat.bsky.social
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heeheehoohoo | 22 | disabled | it/xe | 18+ please! currently liveblogging TOS! each episode is its own thread, feel free to block #ransomrambles to avoid the spam :)
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Jan 1
s1, e28 & 29

"Let me help. A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He'll recommend those three words even over 'I love you.'"
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 15d
its shatners fault for playing in so many movies (at least two) about him having an affair with a younger woman but love infidelity fics soooo much......
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 15d
help the escort spock wip where jim cheats on his wife for spock and gets such a rush out of this secret....
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 16d
MY JIM CHEATING/BREAKING UP BRAINROT ISNT KIRK DRIFT!!! ITS IN FACT GONE ALL THE WAY AROUND BACK INTO NOT KIRK DRIFT!!!! You get it.
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 16d
"Jim is the emotionally mature one and has to help Spock work through his issues 🥺 He wouldn't make a lot of relationship mistakes or need a lot of help with opening up" If you say so...
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 16d
"Jim is either a sweet golden retriever that just wants love or a traumatized in a way that makes him super open and craving traditional romantic attachments 🥺" If you say so..
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · 16d
Jim Kirk would like refuse to go to therapy because he'd be convinced he didn't need it because he "doesn't have anything wrong with him its just other people" and also because he doesn't cry which means he doesn't have issues
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probabbea.bsky.social @probabbea.bsky.social · 16d
He looks like a bride in this gear
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · Jan 15
(rambles cont.) Mirror Kirk definitely also desperately wants to turn him into a pain slut. It's the easiest sensation for them both to process, and Mirror Kirk likes testing his loyalty this way. A more efficient way to deal with AOS Kirk's Spock insecurities IS to just leash him.

+ Lineart ver.
The same drawing as above except without rendering or speech bubbles.
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Grem 🖋️🔞 @realgremlintime.bsky.social · Jan 15
@bottomspockweek.bsky.social #bottomspockweek2025 Day 4: Mirrorverse
//CW: (green) blood//

Still think it's a shame we never got to see bearded Quinto Spock. I never really see prime Spock as into pain but I can imagine Mirror Spock being a bit of a sadomasochist.
A colored digital illustration page of Mirror Universe Kirk and Spock based off the reboot movies. Kirk looks mostly the same, but Spock has a full beard, a mullet, and is wearing an earring and a collar with an o-ring. In the first panel Jim bites into Spock while embracing him, saying "Best first officer in the empire - and you're mine. Don't forget it." Below, Kirk anally penetrates Spock, who is bleeding, blood trickling down from his hole and smearing green on Kirk's cock. In the final panel a bust of Spock looks up with his mouth open, and off-panel Kirk says "Open," and "Good dog."
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kat @spirk-trek.bsky.social · 15d
We love a good IDIC symbol around here... 🖖🏼

Golden Oldies & New Delights #fanzine, uncredited artist, 1985 #spirk #k/s #ZineAppreciation
Fan art of (presumably) Kirk's ass being grabbed by Spock's hands with a little IDIC symbol tattoo on one cheek.
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · 15d
this would be such a good pickup line.... otw now so we can make reference photos o7
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Sep 25
this is just making me want to go back to my ghostbat wip i started over that piece of art you did of bruce riding khoa while holding his heart... has lots of your favorites (necro, gore & wound fucking, gaslighting, etc etc) since we're hand in hand in being freaks....
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Dec 10
me anytime they have kirk act so bitchily to anyone with equal/higher authority than his
edited black text against a white background that reads, ‘A 5'8 MAN WITH HATE IN HIS HEART IS TALKING. listen and learn.' underneath it is two drawings of a person's profile in silhouette, both enclosed in a red circle. theres a line across one that shows the person is talking while the other drawing, the person holding up a finger to hush someone, is left normal.
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Sep 19
wahh... this is so sweet, i always fear im being too annoying or stupid HDOFHF but it genuinely makes me feel so much better knowing other people also got an enjoyment from my string of conscious liveblogs! i pinky promise im going to at least spam my way entirely through s2 before the year ends!
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Sep 19
not to body shame him and/or his body double but afflecks acting wasnt the only thing that was pretty flat.....
two photos from Gone Girl, showing a man entering the shower. You can start to see his flat ass and a bit of dick. He's circumcized, if that detail matters.
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Sep 19
and thank you! im just having a normal immunocompromised moment in my body cant handle any head cold without escalating it but i promise im okay! hopefully it and some increased anxiety eases up soon & ill get better at posting again since i have missed talking to all of you so dearly <33
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Sep 19
GDJFHF coming three weeks late with a 'i have been feeling quite under the weather due to yet another fight with pneumonia but i believe i shall make a swift enough recovery to write in a more timely manner soon!' just to never receive another letter 😭😭
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Sep 19
also wondering if ben affleck had a penis double for that one shower shot. wondering also if he can act with any strong emotions too since this is the first thing i seen him in but mostly just pondeirng the penis thing
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Sep 19
i recently watched gone girl while knitting randomly and all it confirmed was how much i hated the book back when i read it :/
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Sep 19
do you think hes naturally ass hairless or is he breaking out the wax every two weeks....
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Sep 19
i have been coughing up sooo much blood and phlegm with a resting pulse of 140+ but fuck it we ball. how are all my favorite freaks (you all <3) doing since the last time i posted...
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Aug 20
honestly trying to just get enough to afford an eye exam to see if it'll help with my chronic migraines since i been getting worse and worse symptoms lol. i doubt it will but i haven't had one in 3 years so maybe itll help? maybe. if i dont pass out in a kitchen before that.
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Aug 20
if you get 30 hours a week you get a full 100 dollar health insurance and you cant request any time off for any holiday
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Aug 20
bonus points to "showing up on time is showing late, arrive at least twenty minutes early to your scheduled shift" and you get unpaid medical leave for 6 weeks but only if you have the doctor note to show it was needed/paperwork in case of adoption/birth
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ransom! @lethargicbat.bsky.social · Aug 20
was given a digital employee handbook today and brother this is straight up illegal lol
text that has a header that reads: ”Pay Conversations". underneath it is two bullet points: 1. Discussion of pay rates between employees is not allowed. 2. If you have questions or concerns, see a manager or the owner directly.
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