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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · 2d

Because that's literally what it i!

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · 3d

You're a good man, David. 🫂

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · 16d

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and the word same written on his face .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and the word same written on his face .

media.tenor.com

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · 22d

I know your pain. I had to step back from consuming all the dystopian crap that keeps happening and mostly keep somewhat up-to-date via late night TV, such as Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel.

Sean @levantis.bsky.social · 23d

What's going on?
Do you have anyone to talk to?

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Sep 20

Wasn't that his idea?

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Aug 30

I honestly wonder what would happen if creationists were taught critical thinking skills.

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Aug 30

That man's hair looks like he styles it by giving himself a swirlie!

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Aug 25

I know how you feel. Northern Utah once had real winters, with lots of snow and everything! Now when it snows, it's only around for two weeks, tops.

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Aug 21

Been playing Death Stranding, and I just want to say the following: BABIES CAN'T WHISTLE! When BB whistles its fucking creepy!
Ill forgive the clapping, and him swimming in circles with his pod is kinda cute, but the creepy whistling is creepy!

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Aug 21

Hey! I live down there! 😂

Did I ever tell you about my grandmother's store room? It scared the shit out of me when I was little!

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Aug 7

My hot-as-hell next door neighbor with a silky voice:
If there's anything you need, let me know!

Me: will do, waving. (How about a back rub, I think to myself)

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jul 30

Wonder how many Floridians voted for Trump?

Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jul 24

I fucking hate Faux News.
That is all.

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jul 24

He's dead!

Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jul 24

Yaaay!

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jul 15

Most likely because
1: they're on it, or
2: their rich donors are on it.

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jul 13

For shits and giggles, I decided to stream Tales of Symphonia.
Twitch.tv/levantis.

Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jul 1

Betcha it's freakishly expensive and smells like Trump's ass.

Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jun 30

Wait, is she still a thing? I thought she dropped off the planet!

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jun 29

The L and the K are right next to each other. This could be a simple mistake that I'm sure that everybody has made. (But not necessarily your name...)

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jun 26

That's surprising, actually.
The more you learn...

Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jun 13

Careful, they might use it to take over!l

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jun 13

Yup! And promptly made fun of on several late-night shows.

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Sean @levantis.bsky.social · Jun 13

This made me laugh.

Scribbler Johnny He/him @scribblerjohnny.bsky.social · Jun 13

We could all use a smile. youtu.be/tL_zvi0ltzI?...

How to make a song with your neighbour's cat (Let Me In)

YouTube video by The Kiffness

youtu.be

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