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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 7h
THE FINAL SWING IS NOT A DRILL, IT’S HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN KILL!
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 17h
I’m going
1. Mariners
2. Blue Jays
3. Brewers
4. Time travel to make the Pirates good
5. Dodgers
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 19h
I think most horror films could be improved if Laurence Fishburne’s character from “Event Horizon” was in them. Like nobody would try to summon the devil or investigate a haunted house because he’d tell the others “no” and then they’d solve the mystery.
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, you’re gonna love it. It’s very silly with lots of fun songs and cool musical cameos.
liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 1d
Oh hell yeah, Rockula! What a silly good film.
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 1d
Even the guys in the truck are losing their minds.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 1d
having fun watching the Mariners and Tigers go to the 13th inning
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 1d
Nice! Gonna repost asap.
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 1d
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 1d
The more I hear about his “exceptional health”, the more I’m convinced he’s going to suddenly drop by the end of the year.
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 3d
Trump thinks Escape from New York was a documentary
liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 3d
Im telling myself that they want to win the series at home.
liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 4d
I think Trump is weeks away from dissolving into a puddle of goo like that racist senator from the first X-men movie
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 4d
Gonna start my own right-wing conspiracy that the Mariners are Satan worshipers because the trident kinda looks like a devil pitchfork
liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 4d
Looks like they expected it to tank and were course correcting too early. More proof that these Gamergate freaks are loud but very small.
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 4d
I’m still calling that they’re gonna win it all in 6 games, on Halloween, to prove that the Etsy witches have real magic.
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 4d
We need more skinheads that want to start ska bands and less skinheads that want to start race wars
liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 5d
They really need like a contempt of court for congress.
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 5d
youtu.be/o8jdzfHvCI8?...
Barnaby Jones - Kill The President (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Barnaby Jones
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 5d
Been seeing a lot more tv ads for Tylenol being very safe and trusted by doctors.
liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 6d
Appropriate for Halloween, the president is a shambling corpse; slowly rotting away and barely clinging to life.
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 7d
Would be fucking sick as hell if Trump was making a speech and his head does a Scanners.
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 7d
a group of cartoon characters are sitting at desks and one of them is wearing a hat that says canada
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting at desks and one of them is wearing a hat that says canada
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liarlyre.bsky.social
друг @liarlyre.bsky.social · 8d
Yeah! Fuck the Yankees!