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Elizabeth

@lightlyredacted.bsky.social

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I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 57m

Where's Mom's spaghetti?

This is an Eminem post.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 59m

YES! The cynic in me thinks it's because the companies know there is no reason to follow regulations that won't be enforced. I expect telemarketing and collections to go wild soon.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1h

I love you too.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1h

You're not. I promise.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 5h

It's rude of my weed battery to die when I'm trying to have a nice little Saturday wake and bake.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 5h

I slept better last night than I have in a month. I feel like I have superpowers now.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 5h

That's an awful, isolating place you're being put in. It's stealing your life. I'm so sorry, Danielle.

You've given them all you can, and you've done it with your whole heart. It's ok to acknowledge you don't have anything left. Reclaim your life. Love you 🫂💙 Let me know how I can support you.

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 3d

LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 6h

I don't know, but I used to have a boss who would say "It's Brooks & DUNN" or "It's Tony DUNgy" to communicate that something was completed. It was obnoxious. I think of it every time I hear either name.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 16h

Unsolicited Rick pic

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 16h

If you’re in need…

Free Community Laundry Day
Sat 10/11/25 10am-4pm
Splash Laundry, 6036 N.E. Antioch Rd, Gladstone

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21h

This would be great news if legality actually mattered in the outcome.

Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 22h

This arrest appears to be in direct violation of a temporary restraining order prohibiting DHS officers from arresting journalists. The officers here may well be subject to contempt of court. protectdemocracy.org/wp-content/u...

It is hereby ORDERED that Defendants,' their officers, agents, assigns, and all
persons acting in concert with them (hereafter referred to as "Federal Agents"), are temporarily
ENJOINED in this judicial district from:
a.
Dispersing, arresting, threatening to arrest, threatening or using physical
force against any person whom they know or reasonably should know is a Journalist, unless Defendants have probable cause to believe that the individual has committed a crime.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

That’d be cool, but THESE democrats? They’re not doing shit.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

It’s really gonna suck when it gets too cold and gross for this

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

I remember when Sugar Smacks became Honey Smacks.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

It’s absolutely one of my favorites.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

Some rules are important for the safety and well-being of us all.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

Rules are rules.

👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 1d

As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

youtu.be

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

Synergy

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

Some sandwiches might be worth a couple plagues.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

Wait. What kind of sandwich?

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know, he could be working on the railroad. All the live long day.

I hope he's his happiest.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

Stop having all the plagues, please.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like "country artist" is a VERY generous description.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing summarizes our insane society quite like the Speaker of the House suggesting an 82 year-old country artist for the Super Bowl halftime show.

Mike Johnson suggests Lee Greenwood over Bad Bunny for Super Bowl halftime

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson suggests that Lee Greenwood, not Bad Bunny, should perform at the Super Bowl halftime show this season.

dlvr.it

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

"With her baby in her placenta" is the creepiest possible way to say pregnant.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."