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Elizabeth

@lightlyredacted.bsky.social

1.2K followers 2.3K following 4.4K posts

I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 12h

Some sandwiches might be worth a couple plagues.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 12h

Wait. What kind of sandwich?

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 13h

I don't know, he could be working on the railroad. All the live long day.

I hope he's his happiest.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 13h

Stop having all the plagues, please.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 13h

I feel like "country artist" is a VERY generous description.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 13h

Nothing summarizes our insane society quite like the Speaker of the House suggesting an 82 year-old country artist for the Super Bowl halftime show.

Mike Johnson suggests Lee Greenwood over Bad Bunny for Super Bowl halftime

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson suggests that Lee Greenwood, not Bad Bunny, should perform at the Super Bowl halftime show this season.

dlvr.it

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 13h

"With her baby in her placenta" is the creepiest possible way to say pregnant.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 13h

I felt like I had a tinfoil hat on when I thought the same thing. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 17h

Counterpoint: Stop playing God Bless America at baseball games.

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 23h

Donald Trump’s MAGA supporters are freaking out after photos emerged of Super Bowl singer Bad Bunny sitting during “God Bless America” at a New York Yankees playoff game.

MAGA Melts Down as Bad Bunny Sits for ‘God Bless America’

The singer is causing anger among Republicans for his actions during a baseball game.

trib.al

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 17h

Look, they paid me to do it. Times are tough.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 17h

There's a lot of bad going on right now. I needed all that schadenfreude.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 18h

They’re menaces, but I love them.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 18h

That sounds right.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 19h

It's been at least 20 years, right @jakelupardus.bsky.social?

✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 22h

God damn, some of yall been following each other online for a decade?!!

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 19h

I don't know why but the thought of re-casting Jesus makes me laugh so hard.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 19h

This sparks joy.

James G @orth.ca · 1d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

Who wants to get a little fucked up and take this list far too seriously? thttps://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/best-songs-of-the-21st-century-1235410452/train-drops-of-jupiter-1235414778/

The 250 Greatest Songs of the 21st Century So Far

The 250 greatest songs of the 21st century so far -- from all over the musical map and every corner of the globe

www.rollingstone.com

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

If the world doesn’t quit kicking me in the fucking teeth I’m gonna cry about it and not much else, but I’ll cry hard and it will be ugly.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

Shocked! 😳

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

I'm somehow proud of and disappointed in your self-control

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

I've found some people I really like that I probably wouldn't have met any other way.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

Wisconsin, but grew up in Illinois

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

Daddy thighs are definitely a big mood.

Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

I do too, well I don't know if more than anything, but I like it a lot. Dad always said it was because I was born here and jokingly lamented not having me before they moved to KC.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

My dad would have sworn it's a Missouri thing. He hated it and cursed it every time he ordered anything with white gravy.

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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 1d

EXACTLY! The tits are given by the genetic lottery, I WORK for my arms.