Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
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"LOL, women think they're people"
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
"LOL, women think they're people"
Damn.
Grammy-nominated musician John Forté found dead at 50 in Massachusetts home
Grammy-nominated musician John Forté found dead at 50 in Massachusetts home
John Forté, the Grammy-nominated musician known for his work with the Fugees, has died at age 50. He was found dead Monday afternoon in his home in Chilmark, Massachusetts, according to police.
apnews.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Damn.
This is a direct threat, he is going to imprison Ilhan Omar
Trump: "We intend to imprison any fraudster, politician, or public official involved in these sick plots to loot and pillage our country. Think of that Ilhan Omar. She lives in Somalia. All they have is murder and robbing. Pirates. That stopped. Same missile. Ping! That's the end of them."
January 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
This is a direct threat, he is going to imprison Ilhan Omar
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Looking into the Kauffman Stadium changes, you'll see something interesting with Vinnie P and Salvy P.
Both have very high pulled-air rates (~25%), but it sure looks like there's a lot more juice to squeeze from a shortened fence for Salvy. Not every player will benefit equally from this.
Both have very high pulled-air rates (~25%), but it sure looks like there's a lot more juice to squeeze from a shortened fence for Salvy. Not every player will benefit equally from this.
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Looking into the Kauffman Stadium changes, you'll see something interesting with Vinnie P and Salvy P.
Both have very high pulled-air rates (~25%), but it sure looks like there's a lot more juice to squeeze from a shortened fence for Salvy. Not every player will benefit equally from this.
Both have very high pulled-air rates (~25%), but it sure looks like there's a lot more juice to squeeze from a shortened fence for Salvy. Not every player will benefit equally from this.
Does Travis know?
Apparently, it is now acceptable to attain a new status in life, simply by proclamation.
I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.
Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
I hereby declare I am a 6' 2", 27 yr-old EGOT winner who is currently dating Taylor Swift.
Thank you for your attention to our delusions.
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Does Travis know?
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how it feels following the news in 2026-
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January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
how it feels following the news in 2026-
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Burn it all down.
Breaking News: Three Minnesota federal prosecutors resigned over the Justice Department’s push to investigate the wife of Renee Good, the woman killed by an ICE agent. The Justice Department sought to examine her supposed ties to activist groups.
3 Prosecutors Quit After Push to Investigate ICE Shooting Victim’s Widow
Joseph H. Thompson, a career federal prosecutor who was the acting U.S. attorney for Minnesota last year, quit after the Justice Department sought to examine the woman’s supposed ties to activist groups.
nyti.ms
January 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Burn it all down.
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Men complain about being friend-zoned, but no one talks about how shit it is to discover someone you thought was your friend is just an ambush predator waiting for the right opportunity to strike.
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Men complain about being friend-zoned, but no one talks about how shit it is to discover someone you thought was your friend is just an ambush predator waiting for the right opportunity to strike.
Thanks to the belt leash, the man* can’t keep us inside today.
*my stupid shoulder
*my stupid shoulder
January 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Thanks to the belt leash, the man* can’t keep us inside today.
*my stupid shoulder
*my stupid shoulder
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The Royals just announced they're moving the fences in for the 2026 season.
Vinnie about to break the Royals home run record.
Vinnie about to break the Royals home run record.
the man is wearing a red shirt and looking at the camera .
Alt: Shaq shoulder shimmy
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The Royals just announced they're moving the fences in for the 2026 season.
Vinnie about to break the Royals home run record.
Vinnie about to break the Royals home run record.
Ignoring his most important role...
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Ignoring his most important role...
I know I'm a couple of days late on this, but fuck you, Timothy Busfield.
January 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I know I'm a couple of days late on this, but fuck you, Timothy Busfield.
not quite unfucked enough yet, but better. Maybe tomorrow.
I miss the gym; my shoulder is stupid.
January 13, 2026 at 10:29 AM
not quite unfucked enough yet, but better. Maybe tomorrow.
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 10:27 AM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
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If someone points out that something you’re saying is racist or misogynistic and you feel some type of way about it, that person was probably right. It’s ingrained in many of us that you don’t even realize the problem. You have to be actively ANTI these things and look within to change
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
If someone points out that something you’re saying is racist or misogynistic and you feel some type of way about it, that person was probably right. It’s ingrained in many of us that you don’t even realize the problem. You have to be actively ANTI these things and look within to change
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One good swing and promise you this marble mouthed Baby Huey looking motherfucker would fall like a ton of bricks.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
One good swing and promise you this marble mouthed Baby Huey looking motherfucker would fall like a ton of bricks.
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He's coming back
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
He's coming back
I miss the gym; my shoulder is stupid.
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I miss the gym; my shoulder is stupid.
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We all have not said “Fuck John Roberts, destroyer of America” nearly enough today.
Congratulations to John Roberts
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
We all have not said “Fuck John Roberts, destroyer of America” nearly enough today.
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Powell, showing more guts than almost any GOP legislators:
"The threat of criminal charges is a consequence of the Fed setting interest rates based on our best assessment of what will serve the public, rather than following the preferences of the President."
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
"The threat of criminal charges is a consequence of the Fed setting interest rates based on our best assessment of what will serve the public, rather than following the preferences of the President."
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Powell, showing more guts than almost any GOP legislators:
"The threat of criminal charges is a consequence of the Fed setting interest rates based on our best assessment of what will serve the public, rather than following the preferences of the President."
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
"The threat of criminal charges is a consequence of the Fed setting interest rates based on our best assessment of what will serve the public, rather than following the preferences of the President."
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
I’m really regretting being so productive before work that I lost track of time and didn’t realize it til it was too late to pack my lunch. Bad food and money decisions will be made on my way home.
January 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I’m really regretting being so productive before work that I lost track of time and didn’t realize it til it was too late to pack my lunch. Bad food and money decisions will be made on my way home.
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i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
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Strongly considering giving up.
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Strongly considering giving up.