Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
I don’t feel good. If I spend my holiday off work sick, I’m going to have to set something on fire.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I don’t feel good. If I spend my holiday off work sick, I’m going to have to set something on fire.
mmmmmmm beefy turkey
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
mmmmmmm beefy turkey
Ok, that’s enough for the day. Let’s all go back to bed.
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ok, that’s enough for the day. Let’s all go back to bed.
See a tortie, post a tortie
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
See a tortie, post a tortie
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I’m happy to have made @thelouvreof.bsky.social Hall of Fame
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m happy to have made @thelouvreof.bsky.social Hall of Fame
Me: Hey, thanks for getting coverage for the time you approved. What time are they logging in so I can schedule?
Her: A couple hours early.
Me: Great! Can you tell me what hours he'll be working?
Her: He said that he can come in early.
Me: Thanks! What time?
Her: Why do you need that?
👩🔫
Her: A couple hours early.
Me: Great! Can you tell me what hours he'll be working?
Her: He said that he can come in early.
Me: Thanks! What time?
Her: Why do you need that?
👩🔫
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me: Hey, thanks for getting coverage for the time you approved. What time are they logging in so I can schedule?
Her: A couple hours early.
Me: Great! Can you tell me what hours he'll be working?
Her: He said that he can come in early.
Me: Thanks! What time?
Her: Why do you need that?
👩🔫
Her: A couple hours early.
Me: Great! Can you tell me what hours he'll be working?
Her: He said that he can come in early.
Me: Thanks! What time?
Her: Why do you need that?
👩🔫
I'm really glad today is a planned rest day. I am sore and may die.
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'm really glad today is a planned rest day. I am sore and may die.
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
Ladies & gentlemen... The Beatles!
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interesting fact: noah smith is part of an ongoing experiment designed to see how much you could smooth a person’s brain out before they can no longer function
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
interesting fact: noah smith is part of an ongoing experiment designed to see how much you could smooth a person’s brain out before they can no longer function
You're a virgin who can't drive, Charlie Brown.
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Charlie Brown
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You're a virgin who can't drive, Charlie Brown.
Alton Brown Cooks Food | Episode 1: The Big Bird
YouTube video by Alton Brown
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
A movie that takes place (in part) where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A movie that takes place (in part) where you’re from
A man just told me he could tell I go to the gym because he’s been watching my calves move as I walk….
Me and my calves are going to go sit in the office til he’s done with his laundry.
Me and my calves are going to go sit in the office til he’s done with his laundry.
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A man just told me he could tell I go to the gym because he’s been watching my calves move as I walk….
Me and my calves are going to go sit in the office til he’s done with his laundry.
Me and my calves are going to go sit in the office til he’s done with his laundry.
This is squarely late 70s/80s. I know because my grandmas bathroom was this but purple in the early 80s. Even her fixtures were lilac.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is squarely late 70s/80s. I know because my grandmas bathroom was this but purple in the early 80s. Even her fixtures were lilac.
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Men need to be nicer to women. No, not nicer, KINDER. We need to be more supportive. More shutting our mouths and listening to them. More getting out of their way. Not just being allies but being accomplices.
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Men need to be nicer to women. No, not nicer, KINDER. We need to be more supportive. More shutting our mouths and listening to them. More getting out of their way. Not just being allies but being accomplices.
I refuse. I’ve been nice, I am nice. Ask the people who deserve my kindness. Y’all suck, I don’t. You change.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I refuse. I’ve been nice, I am nice. Ask the people who deserve my kindness. Y’all suck, I don’t. You change.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
I need someone far more reasonable than I am to convince me I shouldn’t rearrange my bedroom furniture when I get off work at 10p.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I need someone far more reasonable than I am to convince me I shouldn’t rearrange my bedroom furniture when I get off work at 10p.
Worshipping as one does on the lords day
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Worshipping as one does on the lords day
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make His way home?
Tryin' to make His way home
Back up to Heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
Except for the Pope, maybe in Rome
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make His way home?
Tryin' to make His way home
Back up to Heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
Except for the Pope, maybe in Rome
MISSISSIPPI QUEEN!
If you know what I mean
MISSISSIPPI QUEEN!
She taught me everything
If you know what I mean
MISSISSIPPI QUEEN!
She taught me everything
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make His way home?
Tryin' to make His way home
Back up to Heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
Except for the Pope, maybe in Rome
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryin' to make His way home?
Tryin' to make His way home
Back up to Heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
Except for the Pope, maybe in Rome
I needed a steadier income than waiting tables and a friend of mine had just gotten hired at my previous employer and she told me to come apply.
I was there for the next 17 years.
I was there for the next 17 years.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I needed a steadier income than waiting tables and a friend of mine had just gotten hired at my previous employer and she told me to come apply.
I was there for the next 17 years.
I was there for the next 17 years.
Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam. Sunbeams are never made like me
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam. Sunbeams are never made like me
A guy I’ve seen at the gym 2-3 times a week for the last year or so but have never actually talked to introduced himself this evening and told me that he’s seen me working hard, it shows, and I look great.
It’s the first time someone I see regularly in person has said anything at all 🥹
It’s the first time someone I see regularly in person has said anything at all 🥹
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
A guy I’ve seen at the gym 2-3 times a week for the last year or so but have never actually talked to introduced himself this evening and told me that he’s seen me working hard, it shows, and I look great.
It’s the first time someone I see regularly in person has said anything at all 🥹
It’s the first time someone I see regularly in person has said anything at all 🥹
Happy birthday, @crackedmirror.bsky.social! I hope you’ve spent it exactly how you wish to. 💙🎉
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Happy birthday, @crackedmirror.bsky.social! I hope you’ve spent it exactly how you wish to. 💙🎉
I just need you to want me. Am I asking too much?
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I just need you to want me. Am I asking too much?
Just me summoning limewire in 2002
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Just me summoning limewire in 2002