Jeff Zimmerman
jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social
Jeff Zimmerman
@jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social
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Tanner and I are looking for writers who want to contribute studies for the 2026 edition of The Process.

We already have 80 or so ideas for studies, or a person can come up with their own.

We competitively compensate all the writers. Just let me know if you are interested.
With everything going on with this jar, what group of marketers decided this was "America's Favorite"?
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The offseason is in full swing. I just did a deep dive on Everson Pereira
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
As usual ...
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nothing beats standing outside in line, at least 50 deep, at the DMV for the chance of getting helped today.

At least it quit raining.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Ok Chiefs, don't count on the jackass winning the game.
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
So where the fuck was the Chiefs D for the first three quarters?
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I wonder if Indy wants to give their D a break
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Me right now
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November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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RICE A RONI
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A football to the gonads
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So can the Chiefs D step up for back to back stops?
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November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
For $35 each, I grabbed a backup and a backup of the backup.
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
For $35 each, I grabbed a backup and a backup of the backup.
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hey Andy, the Chiefs just need to ”go for four" to turn those field goals into touchdowns.
Is … is “go for four” a football term I am blanking on?
The hell is going on over there
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So exciting, three field goals.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We can't have nice things
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Urias is way better than India and he got released.
3B Ramón Urías elected free agency.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
First fireplace burn off the season.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Game on
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Three liters of pure gut rot.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I thought Brandon Pfaadt couldn't get lefties out (career vs LHH: 4.32 xFIP, vs RHH: 3.54) until I dove into Will Warren (career vs LHH: 4.82, vs RHH: 2.95).
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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this could fix me
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It rarely happens, but today I got great news and shitty ass news. A part of me wants to celebrate and the other half just wants to cry.

I'll just lean into the mixed emotions and get tanked.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM