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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · Jul 14

Tanner and I are looking for writers who want to contribute studies for the 2026 edition of The Process.

We already have 80 or so ideas for studies, or a person can come up with their own.

We competitively compensate all the writers. Just let me know if you are interested.

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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 5h

Where it’s legal to own a raccoon in the U.S.

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 5h

Pretty much on brand for Wichita, zero effort and screwed up spacing

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 5h

Looking back at this season and comparing Process vs Results

Based on these numbers (all are small samples), which pitcher would you drop?

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 6h

It's one of my favs but the price is high. I just grabbed a bottle for $40 from a guy liquidating some of his collection.

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 6h

Kind of a goof ball who used to play for the Royals (and several other teams).

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 7h

You've had me guessing and I'm going with Brett Phillips. He's the only person I could see with Minion pillowcases

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Ian Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 16h

"Start spreading the news, bitches!"

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 15h

Thanks Pete

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 17h

Thanks

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 17h

Thanks Jon

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 17h

Thanks Will

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 17h

Enjoying some Seagrass for my 51st trip around the sun

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 21h

Skeeball

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 21h

"...the position wide open come Spring Training, with Darell Hernaiz and Max Muncy as the top in-house candidates, along with Gelof ... "

That is one big shit sandwich.

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 21h

Included in every post-season preview:

[Insert any team here] will be in the market to add a proven arm or two to bolster bullpen depth and hope they can stay healthier on the mound in 2026.

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President of the Adam Frazier Bandwagon @theryanbrown.bsky.social · 1d

Well done

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 1d

Steven Miller glitched

Saturn Song @saturnsong.bsky.social · 1d

The video in question.

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

When this sentence is written to describe your team, the season did not go as planned:

"That’s how the club acquired its top bat of 2025, as Spencer Horwitz came to the Pirates in a trade..."

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

Peru, my cousin played volleyball there, small world

Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

One of the top rodeo colleges in the country.

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

OK, I've seen teams sending some of their guys who missed time to the winter leagues instead of the AFL. I was wondering if they think the competition is tougher.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

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Jeff Zimmerman @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social · 2d

@jjcoop36.bsky.social Have you seen how the winter league pitching compares to the various MLB levels?

A made-up example: Dominican League pitching is the equivalent of AA pitching.

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coloradorick.bsky.social @coloradorick.bsky.social · 3d

Of all the alcoholic USC QBs I thought Lienart would hit rock bottom first. Tip of the hat to you Matt

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