Ryan
@theryanbrown.bsky.social
#FountainsUp #ChiefsKindgom
If you're MAGA, eat a dick.
Did you know that Brian Duensing and Alex Gordon were in each other’s weddings?
Current location: 402
If you're MAGA, eat a dick.
Did you know that Brian Duensing and Alex Gordon were in each other’s weddings?
Current location: 402
Today would be a great day for it to happen
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Today would be a great day for it to happen
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
Was gonna Uber Eats some Taco Bell until I saw the $17.30 delivery fee
That’s crack prices!
That’s crack prices!
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Was gonna Uber Eats some Taco Bell until I saw the $17.30 delivery fee
That’s crack prices!
That’s crack prices!
Lions finding out what it’s like to be the Chiefs
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Lions finding out what it’s like to be the Chiefs
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
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It’s not Christmas until I see Snoopy eating 27 human femurs
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s not Christmas until I see Snoopy eating 27 human femurs
Once again, I’m calling for a clock on all pharmacy pickup windows.
If you can’t get your shit in 60 seconds or less, get the fuck out of the way and let the next customer go.
If you can’t get your shit in 60 seconds or less, get the fuck out of the way and let the next customer go.
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Once again, I’m calling for a clock on all pharmacy pickup windows.
If you can’t get your shit in 60 seconds or less, get the fuck out of the way and let the next customer go.
If you can’t get your shit in 60 seconds or less, get the fuck out of the way and let the next customer go.
It’s not Christmas until I see Snoopy eating 27 human femurs
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s not Christmas until I see Snoopy eating 27 human femurs
“I still stick it to the man” I tell myself as I’m having an anxiety attack that I’ll be removed from the seats I’m sitting in that I don’t have tickets for
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“I still stick it to the man” I tell myself as I’m having an anxiety attack that I’ll be removed from the seats I’m sitting in that I don’t have tickets for
Baxter Arena’s design of “one entrance, one lane” for their venue has to be one of the most brain dead designs of all time
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Baxter Arena’s design of “one entrance, one lane” for their venue has to be one of the most brain dead designs of all time
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This nation would be a better place if just one White House reporter had the courage to ask "what the hell are you rambling about, old man?"
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This nation would be a better place if just one White House reporter had the courage to ask "what the hell are you rambling about, old man?"
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And just in time for the holidays!
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
And just in time for the holidays!
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December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, watching for birds, but I'd probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, watching for birds, but I'd probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.
The first time I offered my dog the chance to go out: absolutely not
The second time : absolutely not
The third time: gets the zoomies and is literally frolicking in the snow for close to 30 minutes
The fourth time: absolutely not.
The second time : absolutely not
The third time: gets the zoomies and is literally frolicking in the snow for close to 30 minutes
The fourth time: absolutely not.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The first time I offered my dog the chance to go out: absolutely not
The second time : absolutely not
The third time: gets the zoomies and is literally frolicking in the snow for close to 30 minutes
The fourth time: absolutely not.
The second time : absolutely not
The third time: gets the zoomies and is literally frolicking in the snow for close to 30 minutes
The fourth time: absolutely not.
I don’t recall the announcers calling out the refs this much any other week of the season
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I don’t recall the announcers calling out the refs this much any other week of the season
The Sexiest Man in Baseball™️
Matt Stairs
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
TOR - DET - CHC - MIL - TEX - WSN - OAK - BOS - PIT - SDP - KCR - PHI
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
TOR - DET - CHC - MIL - TEX - WSN - OAK - BOS - PIT - SDP - KCR - PHI
Matt Stairs at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Matt Stairs
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December 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The Sexiest Man in Baseball™️
Because Josh Allen is a big, floppy bitch
(Should’ve been a flag though)
(Should’ve been a flag though)
How was that not a flag on Pitt for hitting Allen as he slid? Isn't that a penalty?
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Because Josh Allen is a big, floppy bitch
(Should’ve been a flag though)
(Should’ve been a flag though)
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Does Whole Foods want us to fuck Santa?
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Does Whole Foods want us to fuck Santa?
Mentally preparing myself for the public mortification of revealing my Spotify wrapped list
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mentally preparing myself for the public mortification of revealing my Spotify wrapped list
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This is a volleyball post
GO BIG RED
🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐
GO BIG RED
🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is a volleyball post
GO BIG RED
🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐
GO BIG RED
🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐🏐 ⭐ 🏐 ⭐
These are some fucking weak-ass rookie numbers
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November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
These are some fucking weak-ass rookie numbers
Luke Wilson as the “American tough guy in a Canadian tuxedo” might be the worst miscasting mistake in advertising history
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Luke Wilson as the “American tough guy in a Canadian tuxedo” might be the worst miscasting mistake in advertising history
Hey @profanity.accountant, what are my numbers?
November 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hey @profanity.accountant, what are my numbers?
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kirk herbstreit just sad a six-yard pass in the first quarter of the iron bowl was "maybe the best he's seen all year," i can absolutely understand people who accuse ESPN of SEC bias
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
kirk herbstreit just sad a six-yard pass in the first quarter of the iron bowl was "maybe the best he's seen all year," i can absolutely understand people who accuse ESPN of SEC bias