Underdog KC
@realunderogkc.bsky.social
Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog...it's just little old me, Underdog.
Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.
Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.
Jesus! This entire administration is made up of people who think that assholicity=strength.
Homan threatens to arrest Mpls police chief O'Hara for expressing concern about ICE tactics: "Bottom line is when ICE or Border Patrol shows up, they'll have gear on, & they may be wearing a mask to protect from doxxing themselves and their children...he ought to put his badge in the dust drawer"
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Jesus! This entire administration is made up of people who think that assholicity=strength.
Envy me. I got two pickle spears with my sandwich.
And a cherry Jolly Rancher. The superior flavor of Jolly Rancher.
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
And a cherry Jolly Rancher. The superior flavor of Jolly Rancher.
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Envy me. I got two pickle spears with my sandwich.
And a cherry Jolly Rancher. The superior flavor of Jolly Rancher.
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
And a cherry Jolly Rancher. The superior flavor of Jolly Rancher.
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
BetMGM is an official partner of the local football team.
Because you don't wanna lose even a moment of time removing fools from their money.
Wheeeeee!
Because you don't wanna lose even a moment of time removing fools from their money.
Wheeeeee!
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
BetMGM is an official partner of the local football team.
Because you don't wanna lose even a moment of time removing fools from their money.
Wheeeeee!
Because you don't wanna lose even a moment of time removing fools from their money.
Wheeeeee!
And just in time for the holidays!
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
And just in time for the holidays!
Microsoft decided I needed to see a wee hedgehog.
And they were right.
And they were right.
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Microsoft decided I needed to see a wee hedgehog.
And they were right.
And they were right.
My inner copy editor (his name is Myron) is cringing.
Pete Hegseth's nameplate during today's cabinet meeting featured an unfortunate error.
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My inner copy editor (his name is Myron) is cringing.
Petey has only experienced the fog of inebriation.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Petey has only experienced the fog of inebriation.
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Listen, if you tell me that “taxation is theft” I’m going to need you to quit driving on highways or walking on sidewalks or attending a public school or using police or fire services or city snow removal.
I would mention libraries, but…
I would mention libraries, but…
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Listen, if you tell me that “taxation is theft” I’m going to need you to quit driving on highways or walking on sidewalks or attending a public school or using police or fire services or city snow removal.
I would mention libraries, but…
I would mention libraries, but…
It really is astonishing.
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It really is astonishing.
Well, and telling 'em it really *is* seven inches.
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Well, and telling 'em it really *is* seven inches.
What a thin skinned little "man".
And to think that bring ripped off is the worse thing that can happen to you is just...small.
And to think that bring ripped off is the worse thing that can happen to you is just...small.
Trump: "Countries were ripping off for years, including allies. I won't use the names. I won't mention Japan. I will refuse to mention South Korea. I will not mention names."
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What a thin skinned little "man".
And to think that bring ripped off is the worse thing that can happen to you is just...small.
And to think that bring ripped off is the worse thing that can happen to you is just...small.
Guilty.
As charged.
As charged.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Guilty.
As charged.
As charged.
I! Am! The Man!
But it's starting to get heavier since it's warming up. Fair warning.
And I hope everyone got their aesthetic fix yesterday, because it's already getting gray. And/or blue.
All thanks to @crackedmirror.bsky.social. My beanie kept my melon warm and toasty.
But it's starting to get heavier since it's warming up. Fair warning.
And I hope everyone got their aesthetic fix yesterday, because it's already getting gray. And/or blue.
All thanks to @crackedmirror.bsky.social. My beanie kept my melon warm and toasty.
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I! Am! The Man!
But it's starting to get heavier since it's warming up. Fair warning.
And I hope everyone got their aesthetic fix yesterday, because it's already getting gray. And/or blue.
All thanks to @crackedmirror.bsky.social. My beanie kept my melon warm and toasty.
But it's starting to get heavier since it's warming up. Fair warning.
And I hope everyone got their aesthetic fix yesterday, because it's already getting gray. And/or blue.
All thanks to @crackedmirror.bsky.social. My beanie kept my melon warm and toasty.
"Blow"
I mean, I *think* I'm doing this right.
I mean, I *think* I'm doing this right.
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Blow"
I mean, I *think* I'm doing this right.
I mean, I *think* I'm doing this right.
Those who voted for him don't fucking care.
Hell, far too many of those who didn't vote for him don't fucking care. Just take a look around.
Hell, far too many of those who didn't vote for him don't fucking care. Just take a look around.
Indiana GOP Sen. Bohacek on Trump's use of r-word: "When it seems quite clear we're isolating a population by use of a slur, at some point you have to speak out... it's a word used to denigrate the intellectually disabled community... you can't validate slurs like that... it's a matter of character"
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Those who voted for him don't fucking care.
Hell, far too many of those who didn't vote for him don't fucking care. Just take a look around.
Hell, far too many of those who didn't vote for him don't fucking care. Just take a look around.
Gonna put "Mangolonaniac" into rotation. Toot sweet.
The Mangolomaniac was up all night having a full-on, 100+ post, racist meltdown on Truth Social.
Today should be fun.
Today should be fun.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Gonna put "Mangolonaniac" into rotation. Toot sweet.
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All good things must come to an end. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
It’s Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get these decorative gourds the fuck out of my house. The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bas...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
All good things must come to an end. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
The idea of a coat bath *is* frightfully tempting.
Especially if that's a bidet I spy.
Especially if that's a bidet I spy.
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The idea of a coat bath *is* frightfully tempting.
Especially if that's a bidet I spy.
Especially if that's a bidet I spy.
Fine, goddamnit! It's pretty.
Now fucking stop snowing. I have an enormous driveway and part of the street that I have to clear.
Now fucking stop snowing. I have an enormous driveway and part of the street that I have to clear.
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Fine, goddamnit! It's pretty.
Now fucking stop snowing. I have an enormous driveway and part of the street that I have to clear.
Now fucking stop snowing. I have an enormous driveway and part of the street that I have to clear.
Well, good...but there are so many other heinous things he's done that he oughta be asked about. In all honesty they make this self serving gambit pale in comparison.
Abbott Faces Questions on Settlement and His Advocacy of Tort Laws - The Texas Tribune
Since Greg Abbott received a settlement following his 1984 accident, lawmakers have erected hurdles for lawsuits in personal injury cases. There is disagreement about whether Abbott could get a simila...
www.texastribune.org
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Well, good...but there are so many other heinous things he's done that he oughta be asked about. In all honesty they make this self serving gambit pale in comparison.
Largest EEOC settlement in history. It won't stand. And those most culpable have transferred their shares in the company to their children. So the men affected will very probably get virtually nothing.
The school has been torn down.
Life goes on.
The school has been torn down.
Life goes on.
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Largest EEOC settlement in history. It won't stand. And those most culpable have transferred their shares in the company to their children. So the men affected will very probably get virtually nothing.
The school has been torn down.
Life goes on.
The school has been torn down.
Life goes on.
Welcome to America.
Police search for shooter after 4 are killed, 3 of them children, in shooting in California
Authorities say three of the four dead in a mass shooting in Stockton, California, were children killed during a birthday party at a banquet hall.
apnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Welcome to America.
This (alleged) person is the Secretary of Homeland Security.
Which I'll grant you is a bullshit cabinet position and even a bullshit agency...
But still.
Which I'll grant you is a bullshit cabinet position and even a bullshit agency...
But still.
WELKER: His asylum was approved in April on Trump's watch. Was there a vetting process in place?
NOEM: The vetting process all happened under Biden
WELKER: Are you saying he wasn't vetted?
NOEM: Vetting happens when they come into the country and that was completely abandoned under Biden
NOEM: The vetting process all happened under Biden
WELKER: Are you saying he wasn't vetted?
NOEM: Vetting happens when they come into the country and that was completely abandoned under Biden
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This (alleged) person is the Secretary of Homeland Security.
Which I'll grant you is a bullshit cabinet position and even a bullshit agency...
But still.
Which I'll grant you is a bullshit cabinet position and even a bullshit agency...
But still.
Very sweet. I have la Principessa's name, in her handwriting, tattooed on my left wrist and her nickname (since she was in utero) on my right wrist.
Tattoo artist inks 6-year-old’s design on himself after boy wins shop contest
Tattoo artist draws 6-year-old's design after competition
Inside the Iron Palm Tattoo Studio, artist Marlon Blake says he lives by one simple rule: “Wake up every day and do exactly what you love to do.”
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Very sweet. I have la Principessa's name, in her handwriting, tattooed on my left wrist and her nickname (since she was in utero) on my right wrist.
I love a good mash up.
Mrs. March broke the silence that followed Jo’s words by saying in her cheery voice, “Well, Marsellus fucked his ass up good. And word around the campfire, it was on account of Marsellus Wallace’s wife.”
Little Pulp Fiction Women
As they gathered about the table, Mrs. March said, with a particularly happy face, “We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.” A quick, bright...
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November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I love a good mash up.