Underdog KC
@realunderogkc.bsky.social
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Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog...it's just little old me, Underdog. Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.
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realunderogkc.bsky.social
Fingers crossed, dude.

You've been dealing with this for too long.
realunderogkc.bsky.social
Damned if this wouldn't work!
realunderogkc.bsky.social
That poor thing.

Won't someone think of the puppy killers?
wyden.senate.gov
Thoughts and prayers to Cosplay Cop Kristi who had to brave the dogs, farmer’s markets, capybaras, and marathon runners of Portland this week.
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audacityofdespair.bsky.social
Retweet as this, in two crisp sentences, is the platonic ideal of a social media post:
seanmcarroll.bsky.social
Tragedy is when I am criticized on social media. Comedy is when you are dismembered with a bone saw and die.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
realunderogkc.bsky.social
I know I'm just repeating myself but...

Yes? And?
atrupar.com
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
realunderogkc.bsky.social
You know it's gonna be a good day when you walk into a place of a morn and get greeted by name. And la Principessa gets ketchup without any side eye from anyone. Save me.

Have the best Friday you can.
realunderogkc.bsky.social
But it's fun to watch their performative bullshit.
atrupar.com
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
realunderogkc.bsky.social
So Friday is already looking up. And breakfast hasn't even arrived.
lauraannstl.bsky.social
The Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.

Has anyone checked in on Trump this morning?
realunderogkc.bsky.social
That would require me to think like RFK The Lesser.

And while I'll do a lotta crazy shit, that's a bridge too far.
realunderogkc.bsky.social
Yes? And?
lawrencehurley.bsky.social
Alex Jones has asked the Supreme Court to immediately put his almost $1.5 billion defamation judgment on hold, citing the imminent threat of InfoWars being handed over to The Onion.

If there isn't a stay, "InfoWars will have been acquired by its ideological nemesis and destroyed," the filing says.
realunderogkc.bsky.social
I've a team playing tonight whose name is "Circumtism"

Which still makes me chuckle.
realunderogkc.bsky.social
Fuck. Los. Angeles.

But that was one helluva game.
realunderogkc.bsky.social
Looks like I'll have to come up with a new system...
realunderogkc.bsky.social
I know that's all I use mine for.

Fuck Big Water! My humidifier runs on homemade!
realunderogkc.bsky.social
Spit take.
netsematary.bsky.social
Calm down. I didn't send you a "dick pic", I was just proving that I'm autistic.
realunderogkc.bsky.social
Dude! I'm sorry.

And wish I had more to offer than a simple platitude.
realunderogkc.bsky.social
When you're toting water for a pedophile, though, t makes perfect sense.
georgetakei.bsky.social
What do you call a political system where those in power refuse to seat a duly elected member of the opposition party? Not a democracy that’s for certain.
Screenshot of a tweet from Rep. Greg Stanton (@RepGregStanton) on X. The tweet says House Republicans are shutting down the House to avoid swearing in Adelita Grijalva, calling it undemocratic and unacceptable. The image shows a mostly empty House chamber with several representatives, including Stanton, standing near the podium.
realunderogkc.bsky.social
Not me! I'll be done tonight.