Underdog KC
@realunderogkc.bsky.social
Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog...it's just little old me, Underdog.
Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.
Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.
Envy me. I got two pickle spears with my sandwich.
And a cherry Jolly Rancher. The superior flavor of Jolly Rancher.
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
And a cherry Jolly Rancher. The superior flavor of Jolly Rancher.
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Envy me. I got two pickle spears with my sandwich.
And a cherry Jolly Rancher. The superior flavor of Jolly Rancher.
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
And a cherry Jolly Rancher. The superior flavor of Jolly Rancher.
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
And just in time for the holidays!
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
And just in time for the holidays!
Microsoft decided I needed to see a wee hedgehog.
And they were right.
And they were right.
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Microsoft decided I needed to see a wee hedgehog.
And they were right.
And they were right.
Well, and telling 'em it really *is* seven inches.
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Well, and telling 'em it really *is* seven inches.
Guilty.
As charged.
As charged.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Guilty.
As charged.
As charged.
I! Am! The Man!
But it's starting to get heavier since it's warming up. Fair warning.
And I hope everyone got their aesthetic fix yesterday, because it's already getting gray. And/or blue.
All thanks to @crackedmirror.bsky.social. My beanie kept my melon warm and toasty.
But it's starting to get heavier since it's warming up. Fair warning.
And I hope everyone got their aesthetic fix yesterday, because it's already getting gray. And/or blue.
All thanks to @crackedmirror.bsky.social. My beanie kept my melon warm and toasty.
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I! Am! The Man!
But it's starting to get heavier since it's warming up. Fair warning.
And I hope everyone got their aesthetic fix yesterday, because it's already getting gray. And/or blue.
All thanks to @crackedmirror.bsky.social. My beanie kept my melon warm and toasty.
But it's starting to get heavier since it's warming up. Fair warning.
And I hope everyone got their aesthetic fix yesterday, because it's already getting gray. And/or blue.
All thanks to @crackedmirror.bsky.social. My beanie kept my melon warm and toasty.
"Blow"
I mean, I *think* I'm doing this right.
I mean, I *think* I'm doing this right.
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Blow"
I mean, I *think* I'm doing this right.
I mean, I *think* I'm doing this right.
Fine, goddamnit! It's pretty.
Now fucking stop snowing. I have an enormous driveway and part of the street that I have to clear.
Now fucking stop snowing. I have an enormous driveway and part of the street that I have to clear.
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Fine, goddamnit! It's pretty.
Now fucking stop snowing. I have an enormous driveway and part of the street that I have to clear.
Now fucking stop snowing. I have an enormous driveway and part of the street that I have to clear.
Largest EEOC settlement in history. It won't stand. And those most culpable have transferred their shares in the company to their children. So the men affected will very probably get virtually nothing.
The school has been torn down.
Life goes on.
The school has been torn down.
Life goes on.
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Largest EEOC settlement in history. It won't stand. And those most culpable have transferred their shares in the company to their children. So the men affected will very probably get virtually nothing.
The school has been torn down.
Life goes on.
The school has been torn down.
Life goes on.
One of the workers fathered a child with a woman who was married to someone else.
The boss (who I want to introduce to the flat of a shovel) kept her away and the man as ignorant of his child as he could. This man's most prized possession was a photo of his daughter smuggled through to him.
The boss (who I want to introduce to the flat of a shovel) kept her away and the man as ignorant of his child as he could. This man's most prized possession was a photo of his daughter smuggled through to him.
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
One of the workers fathered a child with a woman who was married to someone else.
The boss (who I want to introduce to the flat of a shovel) kept her away and the man as ignorant of his child as he could. This man's most prized possession was a photo of his daughter smuggled through to him.
The boss (who I want to introduce to the flat of a shovel) kept her away and the man as ignorant of his child as he could. This man's most prized possession was a photo of his daughter smuggled through to him.
Shenaniganry on a comfortable scale. Cookies & cream for la Principessa and peanut butter pour moi. And of course I'm the fancy schmancy creme soda drinker.
I'm very high maintenance.
I'm very high maintenance.
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Shenaniganry on a comfortable scale. Cookies & cream for la Principessa and peanut butter pour moi. And of course I'm the fancy schmancy creme soda drinker.
I'm very high maintenance.
I'm very high maintenance.
Been meaning to get this up, so why not in the middle of a show. Big ups to @lizcookkc.bsky.social and Cassie Duncan.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Been meaning to get this up, so why not in the middle of a show. Big ups to @lizcookkc.bsky.social and Cassie Duncan.
Toldjiz. Alas, I'm not reading tonight, just working.
I fully anticipate la Principessa expressing great umbrage tomorrow.
I fully anticipate la Principessa expressing great umbrage tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Toldjiz. Alas, I'm not reading tonight, just working.
I fully anticipate la Principessa expressing great umbrage tomorrow.
I fully anticipate la Principessa expressing great umbrage tomorrow.
A damned good question...
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A damned good question...
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Share a '90s movie that you think deserves more love.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
And I helped prop both of them.
And I helped prop both of them.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
And I helped prop both of them.
And I helped prop both of them.
When Waldo Jewelers no longer does watch stuff, you are required by custom to console yourself with a salted caramel cone from Betty Rae's.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
When Waldo Jewelers no longer does watch stuff, you are required by custom to console yourself with a salted caramel cone from Betty Rae's.
The weather is crappy. But my company isn't. Although la Principessa got mayonnaise to put on her potatoes. Which is a little European in my experience. And while I am but a simple parochial sort, I am also accommodating. Happy Friday to most of you.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The weather is crappy. But my company isn't. Although la Principessa got mayonnaise to put on her potatoes. Which is a little European in my experience. And while I am but a simple parochial sort, I am also accommodating. Happy Friday to most of you.
Back on my bullshit.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Back on my bullshit.
"Why don't you wear a suit?"
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"Why don't you wear a suit?"
Chapter 9 was history, hurtful history, about intellectually challenged people. I love Dale Evans a whole lot.
Chapter 10 wound up being about a man who ran away. Died. Hypothermia. And the woman in charge...and how she still cries.
Whatever in hell else happens, I hope you're not as weepy as me.
Chapter 10 wound up being about a man who ran away. Died. Hypothermia. And the woman in charge...and how she still cries.
Whatever in hell else happens, I hope you're not as weepy as me.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Chapter 9 was history, hurtful history, about intellectually challenged people. I love Dale Evans a whole lot.
Chapter 10 wound up being about a man who ran away. Died. Hypothermia. And the woman in charge...and how she still cries.
Whatever in hell else happens, I hope you're not as weepy as me.
Chapter 10 wound up being about a man who ran away. Died. Hypothermia. And the woman in charge...and how she still cries.
Whatever in hell else happens, I hope you're not as weepy as me.
Found my new digs.
Just hafta wait for someone to croak so a flat opens up.
Just hafta wait for someone to croak so a flat opens up.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Found my new digs.
Just hafta wait for someone to croak so a flat opens up.
Just hafta wait for someone to croak so a flat opens up.