KC Opossum or Deer now too I guess
@kcopossum.bsky.social
HEY YO!!
Calvin/KC - He/They - 30's
Good at GALAGA
Okay at scribbling critters
Bad at everything else
Zooming on and crashing e-bikes
Hosting a squirrel polycule apparently
DM/Telegram if you have any art requests, I CONSIDER THINGS
Calvin/KC - He/They - 30's
Good at GALAGA
Okay at scribbling critters
Bad at everything else
Zooming on and crashing e-bikes
Hosting a squirrel polycule apparently
DM/Telegram if you have any art requests, I CONSIDER THINGS
Pinned
Spreading the word of The Great Didelphis In The Sky™️, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN
Sniff sniff
February 18, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Sniff sniff
Reposted by KC Opossum or Deer now too I guess
Me, flirting:
"Opossums have long, hairless, prehensile tails, which can be used to grab branches and carry small objects. They also have hairless ears and a long, flat nose. Opossums have 50 teeth, more than any other North American land mammal, and opposable clawless thumbs...
"Opossums have long, hairless, prehensile tails, which can be used to grab branches and carry small objects. They also have hairless ears and a long, flat nose. Opossums have 50 teeth, more than any other North American land mammal, and opposable clawless thumbs...
February 18, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Me, flirting:
"Opossums have long, hairless, prehensile tails, which can be used to grab branches and carry small objects. They also have hairless ears and a long, flat nose. Opossums have 50 teeth, more than any other North American land mammal, and opposable clawless thumbs...
"Opossums have long, hairless, prehensile tails, which can be used to grab branches and carry small objects. They also have hairless ears and a long, flat nose. Opossums have 50 teeth, more than any other North American land mammal, and opposable clawless thumbs...
Nothing means anything, chipotle
February 18, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Nothing means anything, chipotle
*runs full speed directly into a wall*
February 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
*runs full speed directly into a wall*
GOING to APPLEBEE'S and ordering SEVEN 'OMCHEESE BURGERS' and NINETY-FOUR "dollaritas"
February 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
GOING to APPLEBEE'S and ordering SEVEN 'OMCHEESE BURGERS' and NINETY-FOUR "dollaritas"
Playing this very loudly as I ride through LAKE TAPAWINGO m.youtube.com/watch?v=Haer...
Like Yeah
YouTube video by Shay Lyriq - Topic
m.youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Playing this very loudly as I ride through LAKE TAPAWINGO m.youtube.com/watch?v=Haer...
The dream:
#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1507@26-05-2018_08-36-16.jpg
February 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The dream:
What the fuck is this wind I just rode my bike to pick up more vodka and I simply stood up and went from 30mph to 14mph lol
February 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
What the fuck is this wind I just rode my bike to pick up more vodka and I simply stood up and went from 30mph to 14mph lol
Poetic, pathetic
February 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Poetic, pathetic
Mood:
February 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Mood:
Fucking annoyed because I ordered some reflective tape for my bike, it showed up yesterday right before I left for work and I took it out of the package and I have no fucking clue where I set it down or put it, I can't find the roll now, fuckin fuck aaaaaaa
February 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Fucking annoyed because I ordered some reflective tape for my bike, it showed up yesterday right before I left for work and I took it out of the package and I have no fucking clue where I set it down or put it, I can't find the roll now, fuckin fuck aaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa squish me
February 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa squish me
Several deer thinking I'm a car and running out in front of me, you idiots I'm on a bicycle
February 17, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Several deer thinking I'm a car and running out in front of me, you idiots I'm on a bicycle
I WOULD CHANGE FOR YOU
if I could
if I could
February 17, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I WOULD CHANGE FOR YOU
if I could
if I could
It has been the slowest night ever so i aint making anything and one of the security guys flaked out so ill probably get stuck having to help with all that shit ughhhhhhhhhh
Was supposed to be off tonight but I picked up a shift to make up for the homie who covered for me last weekend after i ate shit on the bike so come fuckin buy some pizza tonight okay cool thank you
February 17, 2026 at 5:22 AM
It has been the slowest night ever so i aint making anything and one of the security guys flaked out so ill probably get stuck having to help with all that shit ughhhhhhhhhh
Was supposed to be off tonight but I picked up a shift to make up for the homie who covered for me last weekend after i ate shit on the bike so come fuckin buy some pizza tonight okay cool thank you
February 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Was supposed to be off tonight but I picked up a shift to make up for the homie who covered for me last weekend after i ate shit on the bike so come fuckin buy some pizza tonight okay cool thank you
Having to lean at some fuckin 30° ass angle to be riding upright, ITS FUCKIN WIMDY
February 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Having to lean at some fuckin 30° ass angle to be riding upright, ITS FUCKIN WIMDY
I've resorted to doing the John Cena 'you can't see me' but I add an incredulous 'i dont know' shrug immediately after that to the cars that cut me off now, usually to 0 effect but it makes me feel better
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I've resorted to doing the John Cena 'you can't see me' but I add an incredulous 'i dont know' shrug immediately after that to the cars that cut me off now, usually to 0 effect but it makes me feel better
I just saw this exact same sign propped up against the side of the store I pick up my blunt shells at, but left my phone at home, i will go back on the way to work to see if it is still there aaaaaaa....somebody is up to something silly
Coming upon some real actual XRA shit going on here, what is this lol
February 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I just saw this exact same sign propped up against the side of the store I pick up my blunt shells at, but left my phone at home, i will go back on the way to work to see if it is still there aaaaaaa....somebody is up to something silly
TALL WOMAN
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
TALL WOMAN
FUCK OHIO
February 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
FUCK OHIO
Super annoyed because the hat i was wearing i put in my cargo box and it came unsecured while i was riding and fell out along the way home but I didn't notice, I hope i can find it tomorrow when I ride back long the same route, I had one of my favorite possum pins on that hat aaaaaaaaaaaaaa :(
February 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Super annoyed because the hat i was wearing i put in my cargo box and it came unsecured while i was riding and fell out along the way home but I didn't notice, I hope i can find it tomorrow when I ride back long the same route, I had one of my favorite possum pins on that hat aaaaaaaaaaaaaa :(
Love is stored in the pizza
February 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Love is stored in the pizza