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KC Opossum or Deer now too I guess
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HEY YO!!
Calvin/KC - He/They - 30's
Good at GALAGA
Okay at scribbling critters
Bad at everything else
Zooming on and crashing e-bikes
Hosting a squirrel polycule apparently

DM/Telegram if you have any art requests, I CONSIDER THINGS
Pinned
Spreading the word of The Great Didelphis In The Sky™️, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN
Was supposed to be off tonight but I picked up a shift to make up for the homie who covered for me last weekend after i ate shit on the bike so come fuckin buy some pizza tonight okay cool thank you
February 16, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Having to lean at some fuckin 30° ass angle to be riding upright, ITS FUCKIN WIMDY
February 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I've resorted to doing the John Cena 'you can't see me' but I add an incredulous 'i dont know' shrug immediately after that to the cars that cut me off now, usually to 0 effect but it makes me feel better
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I just saw this exact same sign propped up against the side of the store I pick up my blunt shells at, but left my phone at home, i will go back on the way to work to see if it is still there aaaaaaa....somebody is up to something silly
Coming upon some real actual XRA shit going on here, what is this lol
February 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
TALL WOMAN
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
FUCK OHIO
February 16, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Super annoyed because the hat i was wearing i put in my cargo box and it came unsecured while i was riding and fell out along the way home but I didn't notice, I hope i can find it tomorrow when I ride back long the same route, I had one of my favorite possum pins on that hat aaaaaaaaaaaaaa :(
February 16, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Love is stored in the pizza
February 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Yay
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Me and who
Just once I want to see the woman throw the guy in figure skating.
February 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
THERE'S "THE BIG ONE"
February 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
"AI, give me a cool nickname"

*the computer, destroying half of the remaining ecosystem in the world*

Result: "tHe biG Shitter"
February 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Im gonna surpass 500 miles on the odometer riding into work today aaaaaaaaaaaa finally
February 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
GOO
February 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
My actual reaction to anything:
February 15, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Steve Urkel was at updown tonight that was cool
February 15, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Mood:
#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1048@01-12-2017_11-49-57.jpg
February 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Haha stinky
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Mmmmmmmmm GUUUURRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL
February 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Please do this to me
February 14, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Bees, my valentine
February 14, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Reposted by KC Opossum or Deer now too I guess
Spreading the word of The Great Didelphis In The Sky™️, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I know too much shit about acromioclavicular joints now but I guess thats better than not knowing next time I decide to land directly on said thing
February 14, 2026 at 10:11 AM
It's the spleemblr
February 14, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Unlike this time last week I did not almost kill myself while riding home yay
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 AM