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KC Opossum or Deer now too I guess
@kcopossum.bsky.social
HEY YO!!
Calvin/KC - He/They - 30's
Good at galaga, mid at scribbling critters traditional style, bad at everything else
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa or also BLEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTT
Pinned
BREAKING NEWS I AM SEEING YET ANOTHER OPOSSUM, ADRENALINE RUSH
Uh oh
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Owwwwwww my headdddddd
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When will this shit let you turn off other peoples retweets aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Feeling like actual hell, probably dying or something idk yay
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
UghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
DOES MAD
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
ASS
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
RABIES (deer version)
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Listening to Kansas city Chiefs pregame/postgame radio: 👍👍👍

Listening to Kansas city Chiefs pregame/postgame radio when opossum enthusiast @jbbrisco.com is the host: 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Whats fucked up is i still am 100% opossum also, yet simultaneously 100% deer, which according to math AND science, I am now a 200% the animal wow
"Why are you suddenly a deer" because of stuff and things also there are simply no rules you can be any animal you want actually
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"Why are you suddenly a deer" because of stuff and things also there are simply no rules you can be any animal you want actually
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
VERY LOUD AND UNSATISFACTORY BLEATING WHAT THE FUCK
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
CAUGHT THE BALL WITH HIS BALLS WOW NOAH GRAY IMMORTALITY
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
*Repeatedly slamming my hooves together* SPORTS!!!!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
RICE A RONI
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
KILL THE REFS
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
ONE PERSON PER INTERCEPTION ATTEMPT PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Moo
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I DONT KNOW, JIM!!!?!??!
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Not sure if this accrued sick time balance rolls over or not, better not take the chance, I am feeling absolutely ill today, but not sick, WEEZY STYLE
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Absolutely psychotic chance encounter happened this morning on the booze run, some universally powerful shit going on
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT: going from one animal that gets hit by a car to another animal that gets hit by a car
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
GRAB MY RACK wait what
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM