Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
One of my favorite texts in the world is when one of my kids get so excited by something they text me about it before 8am
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 PM
One of my favorite texts in the world is when one of my kids get so excited by something they text me about it before 8am
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
January 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Back on my bullshit 🎉
January 14, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Back on my bullshit 🎉
Thanks to the belt leash, the man* can’t keep us inside today.
*my stupid shoulder
*my stupid shoulder
January 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Thanks to the belt leash, the man* can’t keep us inside today.
*my stupid shoulder
*my stupid shoulder
Ignoring his most important role...
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Ignoring his most important role...
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 10:27 AM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
I'm thinking about painting/refinishing an old dresser and was on the Lowe's website looking at some cabinet/furniture paint options. Really has to be a toss-up between Chicago Bears White and Arizona Cardinals White. They're just so different though.
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I'm thinking about painting/refinishing an old dresser and was on the Lowe's website looking at some cabinet/furniture paint options. Really has to be a toss-up between Chicago Bears White and Arizona Cardinals White. They're just so different though.
It’s *really* nice out
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
It’s *really* nice out
How you gonna win when you ain’t right within?
January 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
How you gonna win when you ain’t right within?
Moose is quietly snoring and it’s the best
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Moose is quietly snoring and it’s the best
Choosing today's energy.
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Choosing today's energy.
Mondayest Friday ever.
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Mondayest Friday ever.
It’s been awhile.
January 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It’s been awhile.
Starting the year as I intend to continue.
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Starting the year as I intend to continue.
Ace would prefer I stop working now.
December 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ace would prefer I stop working now.
Apparently my workout app does a wrapped too.
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Apparently my workout app does a wrapped too.
One last time for 2025
December 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
One last time for 2025
Ace is sitting on top of Duffy’s favorite cubby. Something he absolutely hates. Look deep in those eyes and know she knows exactly what she’s doing.
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ace is sitting on top of Duffy’s favorite cubby. Something he absolutely hates. Look deep in those eyes and know she knows exactly what she’s doing.
Duffy is back in his favorite cat tree cubby plotting my death because I not only moved his cat tree, but took it apart and cleaned it.
December 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Duffy is back in his favorite cat tree cubby plotting my death because I not only moved his cat tree, but took it apart and cleaned it.
Just arrived at work for the evening and it’s 20 degrees colder than it was when I went to the gym this morning. Not as cold as this flow though.
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just arrived at work for the evening and it’s 20 degrees colder than it was when I went to the gym this morning. Not as cold as this flow though.
American thighs, indeed.
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
American thighs, indeed.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.