Hokius (Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney Trilogy)
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And here, as always, is the pupper tax.
The Way of Kings.
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Way of Kings.
They missed one platinum.
My Playstation stats are always weirdly skewed by how much time I leave MLB The Show on while doing other things.
My Playstation stats are always weirdly skewed by how much time I leave MLB The Show on while doing other things.
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
They missed one platinum.
My Playstation stats are always weirdly skewed by how much time I leave MLB The Show on while doing other things.
My Playstation stats are always weirdly skewed by how much time I leave MLB The Show on while doing other things.
Glad my team isn't the one giving 23 million a year to a reliever. My goodness
More than a little surprised that 3/69 is all it took for Diaz.
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Glad my team isn't the one giving 23 million a year to a reliever. My goodness
Interesting stuff. Wonder if this will work out better than Tanner Scott?
@JonHeyman tweeted
Edwin Diaz agrees to Dodgers deal @WillSammon 1st
Edwin Diaz agrees to Dodgers deal @WillSammon 1st
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Interesting stuff. Wonder if this will work out better than Tanner Scott?
I'd have done that deal if I was KC. Too bad. Maybe that'll shift some things to make things start moving.
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted
@MattGelb Phillies and Kyle Schwarber have an agreement in place for a five-year, $150 million deal, a source confirmed. First reported by @JeffPassan. Schwarber, who turns 33 in March, returns as the club’s anchor in lineup and clubhouse.
@MattGelb Phillies and Kyle Schwarber have an agreement in place for a five-year, $150 million deal, a source confirmed. First reported by @JeffPassan. Schwarber, who turns 33 in March, returns as the club’s anchor in lineup and clubhouse.
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'd have done that deal if I was KC. Too bad. Maybe that'll shift some things to make things start moving.
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
Perkeo finally came through for me.
Two jokers away, Satellite and Stone
Two jokers away, Satellite and Stone
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Perkeo finally came through for me.
Two jokers away, Satellite and Stone
Two jokers away, Satellite and Stone
Old friend alert
@JonHeyman tweeted
Albert Abreu signing with Chunichi Dragons
Albert Abreu signing with Chunichi Dragons
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Old friend alert
I need to remember to Google if any animals die when I see them in shows or movies.
Mr. And Mrs. Smith, the cat dies. And I'm upset about it.
Mr. And Mrs. Smith, the cat dies. And I'm upset about it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I need to remember to Google if any animals die when I see them in shows or movies.
Mr. And Mrs. Smith, the cat dies. And I'm upset about it.
Mr. And Mrs. Smith, the cat dies. And I'm upset about it.
The Royals' 2026 Hall of Fame ballot just dropped. I'm very upset that Jarrod Dyson fell off the ballot after last year. To me, team HOFs shouldn't just be about guys with stats. Dyson was an integral part of the best Royals era of the last 30 years other than right now. www.mlb.com/royals/hall-...
Hall of Fame Vote | Kansas City Royals
Vote for who should be added into the Royals Hall of Fame.
www.mlb.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The Royals' 2026 Hall of Fame ballot just dropped. I'm very upset that Jarrod Dyson fell off the ballot after last year. To me, team HOFs shouldn't just be about guys with stats. Dyson was an integral part of the best Royals era of the last 30 years other than right now. www.mlb.com/royals/hall-...
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December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Today is the last day to get 25% off a year of an annual Inside the Crown subscription. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for an enemy. Whatever you do, just get it.
www.questionablecontent.net is the greatest web comic ever and you'll never change my mind.
I need Faye's line as purchaseable merchandise STAT
I need Faye's line as purchaseable merchandise STAT
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
www.questionablecontent.net is the greatest web comic ever and you'll never change my mind.
I need Faye's line as purchaseable merchandise STAT
I need Faye's line as purchaseable merchandise STAT
It might be fun to go into the draft with high picks, at least.
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It might be fun to go into the draft with high picks, at least.
This is not going to be a fun game.
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is not going to be a fun game.
What on earth has led to Jaylon Moore going from being signed to be the elft tackle to not being the third-best option over there???
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What on earth has led to Jaylon Moore going from being signed to be the elft tackle to not being the third-best option over there???
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any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
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A reminder. If not for the Hall of Fame's decision to shorten player eligibility on the BBWAA ballot from 15 years to 10 years Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens likely would already be in the Hall.
That change from 15 to 10 happened soon after Bonds and Clemens joined the ballot.
That change from 15 to 10 happened soon after Bonds and Clemens joined the ballot.
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A reminder. If not for the Hall of Fame's decision to shorten player eligibility on the BBWAA ballot from 15 years to 10 years Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens likely would already be in the Hall.
That change from 15 to 10 happened soon after Bonds and Clemens joined the ballot.
That change from 15 to 10 happened soon after Bonds and Clemens joined the ballot.
It seems the contemporary committee is not going to fix the problems with with voting for Hall of Famers who used steroids.
It's absolutely batshit that Jeff Kent is going to be in the Hall and Barry Bonds will not be.
It's absolutely batshit that Jeff Kent is going to be in the Hall and Barry Bonds will not be.
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It seems the contemporary committee is not going to fix the problems with with voting for Hall of Famers who used steroids.
It's absolutely batshit that Jeff Kent is going to be in the Hall and Barry Bonds will not be.
It's absolutely batshit that Jeff Kent is going to be in the Hall and Barry Bonds will not be.
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Check out our latest episode, live on @royalsreview.bsky.social!
We spent most of the episode discussing some of Kansas City's worst free-agent deals, and there are plenty of options. Is there someone we missed, or a bad contract that is the WORST?
See here: www.royalsreview.com/royals-revie...
We spent most of the episode discussing some of Kansas City's worst free-agent deals, and there are plenty of options. Is there someone we missed, or a bad contract that is the WORST?
See here: www.royalsreview.com/royals-revie...
Pre-Arb to Big Spenders? Royals’ Contract History & Future
The “bad free agent contract” list for the Royals isn’t as bad as other teams, but it reminds fans of a franchise trend.
www.royalsreview.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Check out our latest episode, live on @royalsreview.bsky.social!
We spent most of the episode discussing some of Kansas City's worst free-agent deals, and there are plenty of options. Is there someone we missed, or a bad contract that is the WORST?
See here: www.royalsreview.com/royals-revie...
We spent most of the episode discussing some of Kansas City's worst free-agent deals, and there are plenty of options. Is there someone we missed, or a bad contract that is the WORST?
See here: www.royalsreview.com/royals-revie...
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Reminder: a 20 year old Black cosplayer recently committed suicide because of shit like this. She was just a kid.
If you come across any Black cosplayers sharing their work, please take a second to like and leave a positive comment. You never know how much that can help someone.
If you come across any Black cosplayers sharing their work, please take a second to like and leave a positive comment. You never know how much that can help someone.
Cosplaying white characters? Are you under the impression Ami Mizuno or Rei Hino are white??
Usagi Tsukino. Very white.
Usagi Tsukino. Very white.
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reminder: a 20 year old Black cosplayer recently committed suicide because of shit like this. She was just a kid.
If you come across any Black cosplayers sharing their work, please take a second to like and leave a positive comment. You never know how much that can help someone.
If you come across any Black cosplayers sharing their work, please take a second to like and leave a positive comment. You never know how much that can help someone.
There goes the last chunk of our podcast, @jmilhamkc.bsky.social
@Ken_Rosenthal tweeted
Sources confirm to me and @WillSammon: Red Sox acquire RHP Johan Oviedo from the Pirates. Outfielder Jhostynxon Garcia and pitcher Jesus Travieso going back to Pittsburgh. Wrote that Oviedo was drawing interest in recent notes column. https://t.co/ANL8woOrXB First: @JeffPassan
Sources confirm to me and @WillSammon: Red Sox acquire RHP Johan Oviedo from the Pirates. Outfielder Jhostynxon Garcia and pitcher Jesus Travieso going back to Pittsburgh. Wrote that Oviedo was drawing interest in recent notes column. https://t.co/ANL8woOrXB First: @JeffPassan
Tweet
@Ken_Rosenthal tweeted
Sources confirm to me and @WillSammon: Red Sox acquire RHP Johan Oviedo from the Pirates. Outfielder Jhostynxon Garcia and pitcher Jesus Travieso going back to Pittsburgh. Wrote that Oviedo was drawing interest in recent notes column. https://t.co/ANL8woOrXB First: @JeffPassan
t.co
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
There goes the last chunk of our podcast, @jmilhamkc.bsky.social
I have been making an earnest effort for months to get Completionist++ in Balatro on my PS5.
I have 5 jokers left, out of 150.
This is absolutely miserable.
Anyone out there got any tips for me other than to use Ghost or Anaglyph deck?
I have 5 jokers left, out of 150.
This is absolutely miserable.
Anyone out there got any tips for me other than to use Ghost or Anaglyph deck?
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have been making an earnest effort for months to get Completionist++ in Balatro on my PS5.
I have 5 jokers left, out of 150.
This is absolutely miserable.
Anyone out there got any tips for me other than to use Ghost or Anaglyph deck?
I have 5 jokers left, out of 150.
This is absolutely miserable.
Anyone out there got any tips for me other than to use Ghost or Anaglyph deck?
I am so, so glad for @cinemawins.bsky.social
I loved the technical aspects of Sinners, but watching his video about it helped me really appreciate the story of the movie as well.
I might need to just go back and watch it now that I get it.
I loved the technical aspects of Sinners, but watching his video about it helped me really appreciate the story of the movie as well.
I might need to just go back and watch it now that I get it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I am so, so glad for @cinemawins.bsky.social
I loved the technical aspects of Sinners, but watching his video about it helped me really appreciate the story of the movie as well.
I might need to just go back and watch it now that I get it.
I loved the technical aspects of Sinners, but watching his video about it helped me really appreciate the story of the movie as well.
I might need to just go back and watch it now that I get it.