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Derek Caron
@dcaron28.bsky.social
Doing my best to keep St. Paul boring

Gopher and Minnesota sports. #COYS #SFB12 #SFB14 #SFB15

Frequent visitor of Österreich

"A mix of passionate sports fan and observational humorist, with a dash of Minnesota Nice"
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He killed centrist Pope and Woke Pope took his place. JD is like The Cooler but for the GOP agenda
They sent JD Vance to Indiana and they were like never do that to us again
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
@nfl flex this to Sunday night
📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣

Philip Rivers is tracking to start for the Colts in Week 15.

Per Adam Schefter and Stephen Holder.
December 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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#Gophers quarterback Drake Lindsey shared with Mike Grimm today that he'll be back in Dinkytown for 2026.

A source confirms that Lindsey has indeed signed his agreement with Minnesota.

A gigantic building block for next year's team.

247sports.com/college/minn...
Minnesota quarterback Drake Lindsey has signed to return for 2026
Minnesota quarterback Drake Lindsey has signed to return for 2026
247sports.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
sports are the ultimate version of reality TV so I'm good there
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Statement from Michigan:
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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In a blockbuster study, epidemiologist Sam Goldman compared the health records of two Marine bases, Camp Pendleton and Camp Lejeune. When Goldman compared both the populations, the results were shocking.

Read the full story:
Scientists Thought Parkinson’s Was in Our Genes. It Might Be in the Water
New ideas about chronic illness could revolutionize treatment, if we take the research seriously.
www.wired.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oh
YouTube TV is officially launching a sports-only plan in 2026 🏈🏀

The price is TBD — it will be less than the current $83 a month package
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Here's the work in progress, will make it prettier later: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
This is the best Michigan MBB team since the Fab Five
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
a close up of a man 's face with a beard
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a beard
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There’s no committee deciding who makes the playoffs in the NFL
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Minnesota Yacht Club 2026 Lineup finally dropped
December 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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bro really got his old ass up off the couch to play the SEAHAWKS
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
American story: old man with lots of kids coming out of retirement to earn one last paycheck
NEWS: The Indianapolis Colts are bringing in Philip Rivers for a workout in the wake of quarterback Daniel Jones’ season-ending injury.
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You get a turnover and you get a turnover
oprah winfrey is wearing a red suit and holding a microphone while dancing on a stage .
Alt: oprah winfrey is wearing a red suit and holding a microphone while dancing on a stage .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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@AdamSchefter tweeted
Fantasy:

💬

@FieldYates The fantasy points on that play: Jalen Hurts loses 2 points for the interception, then loses 2 more points for fumbling the ball after recovering the other fumble on the play.

-4 points on one play. Never seen that before.
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I need to watch Alone in the Dark
The lowest-rated video game adaptations ever on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM