Jasper Rolls ❄️ AD:HOUSE Winter 4
@jasperrolls.bsky.social
pleasant boar man | 31 | he/him | unprofessional gamer | writer of weird stories | lazy caustic critic | https://www.patreon.com/JasperRolls
you will be folding stars
you will be folding stars
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remember when princess peach frowned slightly on the cover of her video game and it instantly completely obliterated her feminine appeal and permanently made her horrendously mannish and completely ruined her as a character forever and ever and ever with no way of fixing it. no me neither
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
remember when princess peach frowned slightly on the cover of her video game and it instantly completely obliterated her feminine appeal and permanently made her horrendously mannish and completely ruined her as a character forever and ever and ever with no way of fixing it. no me neither
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Has anyone else’s spam filter on their email just become completely fucking useless. I get one to my inbox every 10 minutes it seems like. Sometimes I’ll block them and another one immediately shows up
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Has anyone else’s spam filter on their email just become completely fucking useless. I get one to my inbox every 10 minutes it seems like. Sometimes I’ll block them and another one immediately shows up
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ensorcel this rapscallion
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 PM
ensorcel this rapscallion
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"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse
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been thinkin about mariomon lately so i felt inspired
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
been thinkin about mariomon lately so i felt inspired
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Toy Story 3
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Toy Story 3
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Pig ganon
PIG GANON!!!
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Ganon
PIG GANON!!!
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Ganon
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Pig ganon
PIG GANON!!!
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Ganon
PIG GANON!!!
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Ganon
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respectable middle class professionals online love to point out that someone is public about their sexuality or kink as a way to discount their entire humanity and it really amazes me how they don't seem to realize it makes them look like bigots to people who haven't had their souls starched
February 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
respectable middle class professionals online love to point out that someone is public about their sexuality or kink as a way to discount their entire humanity and it really amazes me how they don't seem to realize it makes them look like bigots to people who haven't had their souls starched
thinking about how fucked up the xbox controller was
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
thinking about how fucked up the xbox controller was
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always weird seeing this when you just know the people speaking like this about AI aren't doing anything even mildly creative with it. like are you using it as a replacement f-list for extremely niche porn roleplay where a musclegut anthro b-2 bomber is your boss? no, you're writing email openers
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
always weird seeing this when you just know the people speaking like this about AI aren't doing anything even mildly creative with it. like are you using it as a replacement f-list for extremely niche porn roleplay where a musclegut anthro b-2 bomber is your boss? no, you're writing email openers
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Help, Discord is asking me to verify my age by making me answer this???
February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Help, Discord is asking me to verify my age by making me answer this???
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Every game has both single player and single player mode.
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Every game has both single player and single player mode.
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If you ever feel dumb just remember there are still people who complain that they have to stay on twitter like some kind of slowly boiling frog who could have gotten their audience back on myspace if they'd wanted to in the past three years.
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 AM
If you ever feel dumb just remember there are still people who complain that they have to stay on twitter like some kind of slowly boiling frog who could have gotten their audience back on myspace if they'd wanted to in the past three years.
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Shakashuri Blowdown
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Shakashuri Blowdown
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More propaganda for Kuro. He's losing bad rn. (Just posting it here for fun, since the poll is on Tumblr)
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
More propaganda for Kuro. He's losing bad rn. (Just posting it here for fun, since the poll is on Tumblr)
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February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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They still can cook on X The Everything App
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
They still can cook on X The Everything App