the homophobic boy detective
@gaorush.bsky.social
im aalto - 26 - they/them - i block freely
Not NSFW but no minors, please
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Not NSFW but no minors, please
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Hello i'm Aalto i talk about videogames, music, movies and other stupid shit and am also a shitty stoner but some say im charming with it and i am also constantly beaten with sticks every day of my life
i stream on twitch with an incredibly inconsistent schedule
i stream on twitch with an incredibly inconsistent schedule
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
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the secret 3rd green eon pokemon named Latinx
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
the secret 3rd green eon pokemon named Latinx
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Bro went to the wild zone and pissed everywhere
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Bro went to the wild zone and pissed everywhere
Welcome to Yellow Zone
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Welcome to Yellow Zone
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Aalto rides the Wave
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Aalto rides the Wave
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badlands chud
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
badlands chud
let's do a shiny race
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
let's do a shiny race
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my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .
August 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .
new edibles are 800mg a pop but are thankfully divided like zelda heart pieces
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
new edibles are 800mg a pop but are thankfully divided like zelda heart pieces
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HEALTH be like (synths)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
HEALTH be like (synths)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
(guitar)
(bass)
When you're sad... You always are...
(drop)
(video of Rei Ayanami fighting Hank Hill in the background)
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We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
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Smoking on that Rainy Turtloid strain got me seeing Nightmare Effects
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Smoking on that Rainy Turtloid strain got me seeing Nightmare Effects
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society if I went back in time And taught the ancient Egyptians about the Philly Cheesesteak (its now called the Thebian Cheesesteak)
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
society if I went back in time And taught the ancient Egyptians about the Philly Cheesesteak (its now called the Thebian Cheesesteak)
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
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Ladies only what is your wisdom for today
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ladies only what is your wisdom for today
Bro saw God
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bro saw God