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@gaorush.bsky.social

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im aalto - 26 - they/them - i block freely Not NSFW but no minors, please ❤️ @chestmouth.bsky.social pfp by @ricecakehomie.bsky.social

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · Oct 21

Hello i'm Aalto i talk about videogames, music, movies and other stupid shit and am also a shitty stoner but some say im charming with it and i am also constantly beaten with sticks every day of my life
i stream on twitch with an incredibly inconsistent schedule

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · Jan 12

Some kid from Unova: I can't wait to see what adventures await me in the Johto region!!

The damnable Snubbull:

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · Aug 16

Brock was barred from entry into Johto on 79 different counts of him walking into the forest and hitting Stantlers with an Electric Wind God Fist

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Spook-mi/erika @samitron.bsky.social · 3h

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 1h

Work had my ass stuck in an office for 45 minutes doing a shitty computer quiz because too many people fell for AI scams

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

But Chuddha what if

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

I have this equipped with an Amp Shield and I play as Rafa so I have a ton of skills that increase the damage and apply status ailments on the first bullet of a fully loaded clip and it reloads on every shot so I am simply proccing every damage buff known to man

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

Nothing Ever Happens

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

Me when I touch the silver dollar that makes me feel the earth's combined weight of despair all at once

Big Dog @cosmicharu.bsky.social · 9h

ooo a dime

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Big Dog @cosmicharu.bsky.social · 9h

ooo a dime

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

DUDE

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Big Dog @cosmicharu.bsky.social · 9h

I would not want to live here

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

I've been too tired to run pure numbers but my brain is apelike enough to know Hot Slugger is there for me

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

I haven't touched FF Tactics or Time Stranger because my brain has been too fried to deal with pure number games. I am only going thru BL4 in the meantime because I can press R2 to delete a whole guy immediately with a shotgun I found 10 hours earlier that's still OP

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h

"What about the pikmin music that plays during the first one" people speculated that Pattinson's Batman would appear in Superman based off a musical cue so I tend to take these things with a grain of salt unless absolutely specified

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h

Nintendo fans especially are terrible about speculation (blame Smash) so I didn't really buy the whole Pikmin thing with those animated shorts until they just outright showed the Pikmin lmao

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 3h

It's not 1:1 the same thing but it's a similar thing to something like Harry Potter or The Office (US) where a ton of people just kinda refuse to grow out of it and kinda compensate which is ironic considering how much KH is almost purely a story about growing up

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 13h

bet she was one of many ground zeroes for you

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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 13h

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 19d

In due time , Branson and Bezos will face a crisis with the ASTRONOMIC moves Elon Musk is making 2 steps ahead

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 14h

only if Nightdive touch it

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 29d

#crisisposting

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 14h

THIS MOTHERFUCKER DIDN'T REMOVE THE iFUNNY WATERMARK

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 14h

it is 2019. I get a discount on Blood: Fresh Supply because i had already owned One Unit Whole Blood on Steam.

it is 2025. I get a discount on Blood: Refreshed Supply because i had already owned Blood: Fresh Supply on Steam.

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