The Kinsie
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One thing software emulation or MiSTER based attempts to recreate classic computers will never truly be able to capture is how goddamn STIFF the controllers were. Completing a level of HERO or Jetpac on these bad boys was like pushing shit uphill.
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Huh, wonder what triggered it.
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you could probably write a book about the worms series' struggles to try and find its own identity post-1999. i will not do it myself, though, because i am lazy.
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incredibly shocked to learn that team17 ARE apparently still developing games internally after this misjudged mess and haven't just become british tinybuild
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WHY ARE YOU COMBINING TWO DAYS INTO ONE WORSE-THAN-USUAL POST: I've got a lot going on this weekend, man.
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#inktober2025 DAY 10: "SWEEP" AND DAY 11: "STING"

NAME: Maureen MacGuffin
JOB: Accountant
GAMBLER?: Only for the Big Race, and occasionally the Powerball.
THE BIG RACE?: You know, the one with the animals and stuff.
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#inktober2025 DAY 9: "HEAVY"

NAME: Antipope Anastasius III Bibliothecarius
JOB: Bouncer at "The Gen"
TOLERANCE FOR BS: Depends on the Moon Phase
HOBBIES: Lawn Bowls, Lawn Darts, Lawn Maintenance
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vghistory.bsky.social
samurai-ghost, magazine screenshot, turbografx-16 (1993) archive.org/details/vide...
long red haired protagonist, blue clothing/armour, sword wandering through the 'hurting zone', water, hills/mountains in the background.
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#inktober2025 DAY 8: "RECKLESS"

NAME: Vinny Wembley III
JOB: No Longer Relevant
WITNESSES: Changed Forever
CORONER'S REPORT: I didn't know you could fit that many fireworks up there... Well, I suppose you can't.
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Upscaling graphics might not sound like a big deal, except that MK4 has NEVER been emulated correctly until now. This is awesome
digitaleclipse.bsky.social
We've enhanced MK4's graphics with 2x and 4x rendering modes, which give the 1997 arcade original a smooth, modern look. It's entirely optional -- run at the original resolution with the CRT filter for authenticity!
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#inktober2025 DAY 7: "STARFISH"

NAMES: the fuck do you wanna know, cop
JOB: Religious Service, Charitable Works, Raging Keggers
CONVENT: Nu Upsilon Nu
LEVEL OF PROBATION: Double Secret
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#inktober2025 DAY 6: "PIERCE"

NAME: Ser Edward Vortigern of the King's Royal Guard
REAL NAME: Ed Vorty of King Tax Agents
JOB: Protector Of The Realm/Quicken Guy
I'M SORRY IS THAT AN ALIEN: Don't Worry About It It's Nothing
I CAN'T JUST--: You Know The Tax's Deadline's On The 31st Right
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mapsfromdoom.bsky.social
MAP42: Stop Fucking Asking If I Can Run On Things, My Legs Are Tired
ENTERING: STOP FUCKING ASKING IF I CAN RUN ON THINGS, MY LEGS ARE TIRED
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Hell yeah that's what I'm talking about. That's a magazine right there
A magazine called New Media. The cover story depicts an ape playing with video editing hardware to make a video about bananas, apparently. The title is "Go Wild! 75 Video Editing Tools To Tame Your Frames."
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#inktober2025 DAY 5: "DEER"

NAME: BLAAAAAAH
JOB: BLAAAAAAHHHH
DIET: Leaves, Grasses, Fenders
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Wouldn't be the first studio to use copiers as cheap devkits!
An old tweet by a former DMA Design developer, talking about using SNES cartridge copiers for development purposes:
"You could download code to the SNES Magicoms via a parallel cable. Gave me a cheap ass devkit back in the early 90s with my Amiga! :)"
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‪It's October, which means it's time to play skull, a game that is only available in October ultimatewalrus.com#skull
An isometric game with skulls in it. The graphics are done in the 4-color DOS CGA palette (red, orange, green, black).
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#inktober2025 DAY 4: "MURKY"

NAME: (nebulous bubbling noises)
JOB: Little Helper Where It Matters
DISHES STATUS: Never Been Cleaner, But A Strange, Sad Aura Hovers Over Them...
NUMBER OF DATING APPS BANNED FROM: 23
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#inktober2025 DAY 3: "CROWN"

NAME: Rufus
JOB: Third In Line To The Royal Throne Of The Riverson Family Kitchen Table
JEWELS IN CROWN: 24-Carat Paper
ROYAL DUTIES: Meeting Heads Of State, Acts Of Charity, Pooping On The Lawn
INBRED?: yeop
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i like how this implies that the non-premium version of duolingo is boring and useless
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Via the magic of old PDF versions of localized editions, here's a clean, text-free, good-resolution version of an old PC Gamer cover art about turn-of-the-milennium FPS game modding ("Make your own Quake!"). Artist is Phill Singer.
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#inktober2025 DAY 2: "WEAVE"

NAME: Chloe Morningstar
JOB: Binding The Worlds Together Using Powers Beyond The Veil
NO, REALLY, YOUR ACTUAL JOB: Social Media Intern For A True Crime Podcast
NUMBER OF SMELL COMPLAINTS FROM NEIGHBOURS: Avg. 12-13 a month