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spooky season approacheth 🎃🎃

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All Hallows' Leask (Hallowle'ask) @leask.bsky.social · 2h

The mariners bullpen should be allowed to do a BIT of steroids before Sunday

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

yes

Matt B @mattbart.bsky.social · 2h

Are we all just letting it ride straight into football?

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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 2h

That's what Rob Manfred stole from you.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 2h

Congrats to the Seattle mariners for locating the end of this game

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

goddamn what a game

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

now

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

end this

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

the skeets, my god the skeets

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Cori @corishell.bsky.social · 2h

I heard it’s been so long since he’s been out of the game that Tarik Skubal can come back out and pitch if he wants to.

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Matt Kim @lawoftd.bsky.social · 2h

Just have them fight!

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 2h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 2h

the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen

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Lumpy MD @lumpawaroomd.bsky.social · 2h

This is the first baseball game my wife has ever seen and she now believes this is a sport about eternal punishment

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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 2h

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

yes and? you could show us your thighs too if you wanted

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

15 is absurd

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

oooo nice

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Melissa Lockard @melissalockard.bsky.social · 2h

Next inning we go to penalty kicks

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2h

The Athletic is reporting the Tigers signed Fox Sports’ Adam Wainwright for a one-inning contract for the 15th inning

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

take another shot

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

atta boy

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 2h

end this

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 3h

weird baseball is when online is best

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John Saward @rbuas.bsky.social · 3h

Maybe nothing in sports as close to hard drugs as watching a bullpen rollicking in and out of jams, wet hair and strange jewelry, spitting and cursing, having entire conversations with themselves. A ship of filthy pirates drunk on the high seas.

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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 3h

Tigers-Mariners Game 5:

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Mr. Hoebot @mrhoebot.bsky.social · 3h

The most patriotic guy you’ve ever met decorating on the 4th of July:

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 3h

Even I think this is too much bunting

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