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dishwasher safe (top rack only)
the internet’s girlfriend. but not yours.
the internet’s girlfriend. but not yours.
the day they named the new chicago pope i got popeyes and took a pic holding my red beans n rice to send to @elideep.bsky.social, i titled it ‘POPE-YES’ anyway that’s not a good story what IS is that my phone thinks it’s important for some reason and shows it to me in featured photos lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
the day they named the new chicago pope i got popeyes and took a pic holding my red beans n rice to send to @elideep.bsky.social, i titled it ‘POPE-YES’ anyway that’s not a good story what IS is that my phone thinks it’s important for some reason and shows it to me in featured photos lol
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piss christ turkey
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
piss christ turkey
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i want to be whoring
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i want to be whoring
would
Lot of discussion about pies today when we could be talking about that fucked up turkey ice cream cake Baskin Robins makes.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
would
i could just have hot chocolate for dinner again
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i could just have hot chocolate for dinner again
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
i told you i was mean
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i told you i was mean
ope looks like it’s time to mute THAT account
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
ope looks like it’s time to mute THAT account
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We live in the era of the Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard, the Overton window of sweets has undergone radical transformation
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
We live in the era of the Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard, the Overton window of sweets has undergone radical transformation
i’m pissed off about vacuuming too, sunnycat
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i’m pissed off about vacuuming too, sunnycat
ON THE FLOOR, TO BE CLEAR
now guess how many i just dumped out
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ON THE FLOOR, TO BE CLEAR
hey guess how many pringles are in a can
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
hey guess how many pringles are in a can
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
guy panhandling in a wheelchair decided to roll himself backwards through the red light intersection jesus fucking christ 😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
guy panhandling in a wheelchair decided to roll himself backwards through the red light intersection jesus fucking christ 😭😭😭
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We can’t be doing the three spirits memes before Thanksgiving you all have to calm down
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We can’t be doing the three spirits memes before Thanksgiving you all have to calm down
if you ever see me talking about using ChatGPT it is a cry for help, i’m not religious but not even kidding when i say using it is against my religion.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
if you ever see me talking about using ChatGPT it is a cry for help, i’m not religious but not even kidding when i say using it is against my religion.
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We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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Always remember, Tom Brady got a girl in trouble, then left her. Then he paid Chip Kelly a lot of money.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Always remember, Tom Brady got a girl in trouble, then left her. Then he paid Chip Kelly a lot of money.
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People need to understand how deeply eugenicist this is.
They’re insinuating that if you “take care of yourself” you will be healthy and should get affordable healthcare.
Disabled people can’t “healthy living” their way out of being disabled.
It’s not a moral failing.
We need healthcare too
They’re insinuating that if you “take care of yourself” you will be healthy and should get affordable healthcare.
Disabled people can’t “healthy living” their way out of being disabled.
It’s not a moral failing.
We need healthcare too
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
People need to understand how deeply eugenicist this is.
They’re insinuating that if you “take care of yourself” you will be healthy and should get affordable healthcare.
Disabled people can’t “healthy living” their way out of being disabled.
It’s not a moral failing.
We need healthcare too
They’re insinuating that if you “take care of yourself” you will be healthy and should get affordable healthcare.
Disabled people can’t “healthy living” their way out of being disabled.
It’s not a moral failing.
We need healthcare too
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
and the Ordering of Bullshit has begun
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
and the Ordering of Bullshit has begun
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the AEB mandate was voluntarily adopted by the entire US auto industry because it has an unambiguous and independently validated impact on safety... eliminating it is the stupidest automotive safety proposal I have heard in my entire life
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the AEB mandate was voluntarily adopted by the entire US auto industry because it has an unambiguous and independently validated impact on safety... eliminating it is the stupidest automotive safety proposal I have heard in my entire life