Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
Fantasy Baseball Genius. Lawn sweeper advocate
ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
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Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Dads in the basement at 11:30pm after everyone else has gone to bed
To the shock of no one who has a small child!
![More Kansans are being born to older mothers
During the past three years, the proportion of women aged 25-29 giving birth has declined slightly, while the proportion of women giving birth aged 40-44 has increased
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November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
To the shock of no one who has a small child!
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nobody talks about Turner's kaiju era these days. it wasn't her fault--how was she supposed to know what was in that serum--but you can still see the damage if you know where to look
Tina Turner on the Eiffel Tower — Peter Lindbergh, 1989
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
nobody talks about Turner's kaiju era these days. it wasn't her fault--how was she supposed to know what was in that serum--but you can still see the damage if you know where to look
It would be fun if someone made a Planes Trains and Automobiles Tracker that shows where Neal and Del would theoritically be the 48 hours leading up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It would be fun if someone made a Planes Trains and Automobiles Tracker that shows where Neal and Del would theoritically be the 48 hours leading up to Thanksgiving
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
My guess was #2 but I was surprised what a large gap there is between #1 and #2
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My guess was #2 but I was surprised what a large gap there is between #1 and #2
I still can't believe they're putting this on 135th and Nall and not like, Omaha
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I still can't believe they're putting this on 135th and Nall and not like, Omaha
No one:
Oscar bait movie posters:
Oscar bait movie posters:
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No one:
Oscar bait movie posters:
Oscar bait movie posters:
I never understand what qualifies for a Passan bomb
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I never understand what qualifies for a Passan bomb
When you already Nuzz but she still Nuzzin'
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When you already Nuzz but she still Nuzzin'
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don't think I've ever prayed for a paywall before
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
don't think I've ever prayed for a paywall before
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
I can't blame a man for wanting to do less work for the same pay-
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I can't blame a man for wanting to do less work for the same pay-
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Is the Trump economy good? No.
But do people feel like they are winning anyway? Well, also no.
But do people feel like they are winning anyway? Well, also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is the Trump economy good? No.
But do people feel like they are winning anyway? Well, also no.
But do people feel like they are winning anyway? Well, also no.
Retired 2017? He didn't fall into a never ending portal after the 2011 season?
Franklin Gutierrez
CF-RF
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2017
SEA - CLE - LAD
CF-RF
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2017
SEA - CLE - LAD
Franklin Gutierrez at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Franklin Gutierrez
baseball-reference.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Retired 2017? He didn't fall into a never ending portal after the 2011 season?
The headline obscures the point of the video that we now have former professional athletes who know how to sort and filter a spreadsheet, which seems to make jock-adjacent nerds obsolete (can't be me, built different)
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The headline obscures the point of the video that we now have former professional athletes who know how to sort and filter a spreadsheet, which seems to make jock-adjacent nerds obsolete (can't be me, built different)
The only bad pie was Félix Pié with the Orioles
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The only bad pie was Félix Pié with the Orioles
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
when you realize it's still Tuesday, and you're not gonna get your early new Pluribus episode until tomorrow-
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you realize it's still Tuesday, and you're not gonna get your early new Pluribus episode until tomorrow-
You never see two friends wearing their "Bustin Babes" and "Larrupin Lous" jerseys at ballgames anymore-
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You never see two friends wearing their "Bustin Babes" and "Larrupin Lous" jerseys at ballgames anymore-
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…. beef?
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
…. beef?
That just sounds like mutual option with extra steps-
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
That just sounds like mutual option with extra steps-
Red Sox said sign us up-
Most strikeouts the last two seasons:
1. Skubal - 469
2. Crochet - 464
3. Cease - 439
4. Wheeler - 419
T5. ? - 404
T5. F. Peralta - 404
Can you guess the missing player?
1. Skubal - 469
2. Crochet - 464
3. Cease - 439
4. Wheeler - 419
T5. ? - 404
T5. F. Peralta - 404
Can you guess the missing player?
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Red Sox said sign us up-
when bro tries to warn you about your new girlfriend-
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
when bro tries to warn you about your new girlfriend-