Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
Fantasy Baseball Genius. Lawn sweeper advocate
ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
ucla / coyg / 📍KCMO
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Will Harris
@sandwichpick.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Dads in the basement at 11:30pm after everyone else has gone to bed
My guess was #2 but I was surprised what a large gap there is between #1 and #2
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My guess was #2 but I was surprised what a large gap there is between #1 and #2
I still can't believe they're putting this on 135th and Nall and not like, Omaha
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I still can't believe they're putting this on 135th and Nall and not like, Omaha
No one:
Oscar bait movie posters:
Oscar bait movie posters:
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No one:
Oscar bait movie posters:
Oscar bait movie posters:
I never understand what qualifies for a Passan bomb
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I never understand what qualifies for a Passan bomb
When you already Nuzz but she still Nuzzin'
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When you already Nuzz but she still Nuzzin'
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don't think I've ever prayed for a paywall before
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
don't think I've ever prayed for a paywall before
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
I can't blame a man for wanting to do less work for the same pay-
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I can't blame a man for wanting to do less work for the same pay-
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Is the Trump economy good? No.
But do people feel like they are winning anyway? Well, also no.
But do people feel like they are winning anyway? Well, also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Is the Trump economy good? No.
But do people feel like they are winning anyway? Well, also no.
But do people feel like they are winning anyway? Well, also no.
Retired 2017? He didn't fall into a never ending portal after the 2011 season?
Franklin Gutierrez
CF-RF
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2017
SEA - CLE - LAD
CF-RF
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2017
SEA - CLE - LAD
Franklin Gutierrez at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Franklin Gutierrez
baseball-reference.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Retired 2017? He didn't fall into a never ending portal after the 2011 season?
The headline obscures the point of the video that we now have former professional athletes who know how to sort and filter a spreadsheet, which seems to make jock-adjacent nerds obsolete (can't be me, built different)
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The headline obscures the point of the video that we now have former professional athletes who know how to sort and filter a spreadsheet, which seems to make jock-adjacent nerds obsolete (can't be me, built different)
The only bad pie was Félix Pié with the Orioles
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The only bad pie was Félix Pié with the Orioles
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
when you realize it's still Tuesday, and you're not gonna get your early new Pluribus episode until tomorrow-
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you realize it's still Tuesday, and you're not gonna get your early new Pluribus episode until tomorrow-
You never see two friends wearing their "Bustin Babes" and "Larrupin Lous" jerseys at ballgames anymore-
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You never see two friends wearing their "Bustin Babes" and "Larrupin Lous" jerseys at ballgames anymore-
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…. beef?
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
…. beef?
That just sounds like mutual option with extra steps-
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
That just sounds like mutual option with extra steps-
Red Sox said sign us up-
Most strikeouts the last two seasons:
1. Skubal - 469
2. Crochet - 464
3. Cease - 439
4. Wheeler - 419
T5. ? - 404
T5. F. Peralta - 404
Can you guess the missing player?
1. Skubal - 469
2. Crochet - 464
3. Cease - 439
4. Wheeler - 419
T5. ? - 404
T5. F. Peralta - 404
Can you guess the missing player?
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Red Sox said sign us up-
when bro tries to warn you about your new girlfriend-
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
when bro tries to warn you about your new girlfriend-
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Whole league is impressed by what @Jaboowins is doing out there 💯
@insidetheNFL Week 12 Mic'd Up on X
@insidetheNFL Week 12 Mic'd Up on X
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Whole league is impressed by what @Jaboowins is doing out there 💯
@insidetheNFL Week 12 Mic'd Up on X
@insidetheNFL Week 12 Mic'd Up on X
With MAGA's commitment to amplifying contrarian views, pushing consumerism while putting working Americans in danger, I was surprised someone from the White House wasn't urging Walmart to bring back door busting Black Friday Deals where flatscreens were sold for $100 and someone would die every year
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
With MAGA's commitment to amplifying contrarian views, pushing consumerism while putting working Americans in danger, I was surprised someone from the White House wasn't urging Walmart to bring back door busting Black Friday Deals where flatscreens were sold for $100 and someone would die every year
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* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
In Search of Van Halen's Brown M&Ms
Contract riders and the meaning of a modern pop star
snackstack.net
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
