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Little Berby Jersus

@littleberbyjebus.bsky.social

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I live in an awesome manger co-op with my Mom, Daddy Joe, and Nana. I’m all about love, acceptance, and equity. My best friends are Donkey and Little Drummer Boy (LDB). If you are nice we can be friends.

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Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 18h

The ACA deductibles are so high. Even if you get enough credits to pay the premiums, $7,200 up front is still pretty rough.

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 18h

If it wasn’t awful tacky crap spray-painted gold? Straight to the dumpster!

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 1d

At this point, maybe we all should sue them. Can’t hurt.

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Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 1d

New from Lego!

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 2d

If only there was some healthcare for everybody in that fancy bag.

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 2d

Fetterman needs a refresher course on “proper perspective”.

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 2d

Bless her dumb little heart. She’s making Alina Habba look like Clarence Darrow.

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Total Lowlife Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 2d

I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.

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Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 3d

Somebody has to fill the role of “masked lardass sitting in an unmarked SUV tossing tear gas canisters at little kids”.

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 3d

I’d make it a place where regular people could come get help with stuff they need. Like housing, medical care, food, jobs, education, and access to congressional reps that are required to show up to work every day.

And I’d paint it yellow because that’s a happy color.

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 3d

Listen for weeping in the last stall of the men’s room on the third floor near the closet full of overflow maga hats.

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 4d

There is just no bottom of this regime’s barrel.

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 4d

Don’t they know it’s outdoors and we can all see it if we’re in the vicinity?

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 4d

I volunteer as tribute!

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 4d

My Nana says she’ll just drip dry.

a man says very awkward and cringy in front of a sign that says schitts creek

ALT: a man says very awkward and cringy in front of a sign that says schitts creek

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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 7d

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Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 6d

They 💕 you.

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 7d

What in the fresh hell??

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 7d

Washboard, Jug, and Spoon Facist Family Jamboree

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@Peg33 @peg33.bsky.social · 8d

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Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 8d

Independent journalists are the only ones speaking truth.

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Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 8d

Doomed. Bring on Skynet.

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 8d

I don’t think I would like to be friends with them. They seem like the types that would have separate group chats to secretly talk about the other people in the main group chat.

Little Berby Jersus @littleberbyjebus.bsky.social · 8d

“Put” them there? Were they damp and left a ring on your coffee table?

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 8d

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