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La Fupacabra
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Manducamus libenter illos qui nos dominent. (she/her/sí) 🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
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AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there
I like to keep it on its toes by having a sleeping pattern that's between me and the gods
I'm gonna fail this fuckin driving test today but on the bright side I got my gay little Jurassic Park game and will be having dinosaur babies imminently
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Can someone assassinate another right wing hate monger I’m trying to cum
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"i hang out with your dick" was one of my most inspired phrasings
they're all fucking kitchen table poly and i DO NOT want to meet all these fucking people or hang out or talk to them i barely want to talk to the guy i'm gonna fuck

i am AROMANTIC, you think i wanna hang out with your stable of GIRLFRIENDS? *i* am not dating you; i hang out with your dick
Seattle men are either corporate whores who know nothing else or incredibly kinky with a massive polycule you must be blessed by.
I am so fucking bored of Meredith and Derek they are the worst heterosexual cliche
I go into the next aisle I add lighter fluid and matches to my basket. I wonder aloud how our AI surveillance tech handles my transaction.
You go into a store to buy a 2-litre bottle of milk at the supermarket and pay $3. But the person in front of you in line paid $3.50. And the person behind you paid $2.

Surveillance pricing is the practice of monitoring consumer data to charge you the most they think you will be willing to pay.
Id to go clean, fix and bandage it because the new parents were in hysterics. I'm covered in dog blood and need a shower.
My family seems to be under the impression I'm a vet. A call from my brother panicked he cut the dog's nail too far there's blood everywhere. And oddly yes I did know what to do.
Just performed butterfly surgery he'd been caught in a web and his antenna was stuck to his back leg. I succeeded and didn't damage anything who said dissection labs dont teach valuable skills.
Just performed butterfly surgery he'd been caught in a web and his antenna was stuck to his back leg. I succeeded and didn't damage anything who said dissection labs dont teach valuable skills.
He's backed up with five patients believe it
Oh sweet Jesus the fray just started playing
Its season 2 something happened to Cristina and her mother has Alzheimer's and she's at her wits end. Meredith sweetheart
Refused sexual reassignment on an underage intersex patient against parental wishes THATS MY FUCKIN GIRL
Addison Montgomery you mean everything to me.
Greys literally has everyone done by cameos I just got activated like a sleeper agent cause I recognized the English voice of Naruto as a CT technician
Thanks be to Jesus the votes on Friday I can't make it through another week of this absolute shite.
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WHERE WAS THIS ENERGY ON THE 29TH OF NOVEMBER LAST YEAR, YE CUNTS
Truly the only character in fiction I can relate to for the unrelenting horrors thrown at her
Its season 2 something happened to Cristina and her mother has Alzheimer's and she's at her wits end. Meredith sweetheart
My friend has a mostly nonverbal little brother and my favorite thing about the kid is he occasionally speaks only to tell his father to shut up
Rewatching greys anatomy and my god the early 2000s standard for what passes as acceptable and this is one of the better shows lmao
About once every month or so we all get heart attacks over this man
Sir David Attenborough, the British documentarian and naturalist, became the oldest person to win a Daytime Emmy on Friday at age 99. He beat the record set last year by Dick Van Dyke. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/a...
Addison Montgomery you mean everything to me.
I'm sad...time to make purchases 😏