La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Strawberry-blonde bombsite.
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
This is my favorite non sequitur vocal stim btw
January 23, 2026 at 8:06 AM
This is my favorite non sequitur vocal stim btw
I survived a 31 hour day with a 12 hour night shift. If anyone needs me I will be dead.
January 23, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I survived a 31 hour day with a 12 hour night shift. If anyone needs me I will be dead.
Salt spreader guy with no English what are we?
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Salt spreader guy with no English what are we?
I miss living in an apartment building cause I'm FUCKIN NOSEY BITCH
a close up of a window with blinds on it
ALT: a close up of a window with blinds on it
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I miss living in an apartment building cause I'm FUCKIN NOSEY BITCH
I think this is the first job I haven't been abused at it's a novel experience
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I think this is the first job I haven't been abused at it's a novel experience
Power steering went in the van as I was reversing down a hill ☺️
January 22, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Power steering went in the van as I was reversing down a hill ☺️
What if I snuck a scorpion enclosure into my upcoming pet shelf and like hid it up high beside the cricket and superworm boxes
January 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
What if I snuck a scorpion enclosure into my upcoming pet shelf and like hid it up high beside the cricket and superworm boxes
Double and triple checking the roster to see if I'm actually on tonight and I was in fact on 🥲
January 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Double and triple checking the roster to see if I'm actually on tonight and I was in fact on 🥲
If a true crime creator isn't anti cop you shouldn't listen to em. Colloquially, a good 80-90% of serial killers get away with shit for a long time due to incompetence at best and malevolence at worst.
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
If a true crime creator isn't anti cop you shouldn't listen to em. Colloquially, a good 80-90% of serial killers get away with shit for a long time due to incompetence at best and malevolence at worst.
Id love to keep rodents as pets, they're personable and affectionate but considering I prefer my pets with scales i wouldn't be able to stay sane by keeping some in an enclosure and some in my deep freezer
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Id love to keep rodents as pets, they're personable and affectionate but considering I prefer my pets with scales i wouldn't be able to stay sane by keeping some in an enclosure and some in my deep freezer
This little fucker is gonna have a better gaff than I do I already have all the live plants and soil all I need is a heat mat and one (1) lizard
Yeah ok maybe 375 for an exoterra is being ripped off but I wanna do a bioactive setup for my leopard gecko (when I get one)
January 22, 2026 at 2:43 PM
This little fucker is gonna have a better gaff than I do I already have all the live plants and soil all I need is a heat mat and one (1) lizard
We got some tea about my uncle. His gp wanted him to go to the hospital on Thursday then FOUND HIM IN THE PUB that night and threatened to call the ambulance then and there.
Oh can January fuck off my grandmother's in hospital cause she has rsv and can barely breathe and her son my uncle is in cause he needs either stints or a bypass (I don't like him so I'm fine but Dad has a soft spot)
January 22, 2026 at 1:09 PM
We got some tea about my uncle. His gp wanted him to go to the hospital on Thursday then FOUND HIM IN THE PUB that night and threatened to call the ambulance then and there.
Yeah ok maybe 375 for an exoterra is being ripped off but I wanna do a bioactive setup for my leopard gecko (when I get one)
January 22, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Yeah ok maybe 375 for an exoterra is being ripped off but I wanna do a bioactive setup for my leopard gecko (when I get one)
Man made €100 in one minute honestly respect that level of scam
It takes so long to get a dermatologist appointment I'm holding this mfs receptionist at gun point. Acting like he doesn't charge me €200 for a fuckin 10 minute prescription.
January 22, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Man made €100 in one minute honestly respect that level of scam
It could always be worse, I could be 23.
January 22, 2026 at 9:28 AM
It could always be worse, I could be 23.
Fuckin love an impractical shoe. My heels bounce on 4 inches of foam rubber with each step and I'm having to adjust my stride to being 6 foot 3 all of a sudden.
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Fuckin love an impractical shoe. My heels bounce on 4 inches of foam rubber with each step and I'm having to adjust my stride to being 6 foot 3 all of a sudden.
Thank God I'm from a death obsessed culture I think the British wasp death model is so fucking wild
This really odd thing is happening where my parents are losing peers and realizing their mortality and crashing out but like two of my classmates died before I did the leaving cert so I'm well over it
January 22, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Thank God I'm from a death obsessed culture I think the British wasp death model is so fucking wild
This really odd thing is happening where my parents are losing peers and realizing their mortality and crashing out but like two of my classmates died before I did the leaving cert so I'm well over it
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 AM
This really odd thing is happening where my parents are losing peers and realizing their mortality and crashing out but like two of my classmates died before I did the leaving cert so I'm well over it
But also while I'm here a rare thank you irish government moment cause this bitch costs 2.5 grand without the drug scheme so I only pay €80 euro once every 3 months. It does however give me a headache, diarrhea and increased risk of infections so y'know win some lose some.
I'm already feeling dodgy and now I've to take the immunosuppressant injection of pain and suffering I'm gonna shit out a vital organ
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 AM
But also while I'm here a rare thank you irish government moment cause this bitch costs 2.5 grand without the drug scheme so I only pay €80 euro once every 3 months. It does however give me a headache, diarrhea and increased risk of infections so y'know win some lose some.
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how about we get back to what's really important . fat women with medieval weaponry
January 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
how about we get back to what's really important . fat women with medieval weaponry
I'm already feeling dodgy and now I've to take the immunosuppressant injection of pain and suffering I'm gonna shit out a vital organ
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I'm already feeling dodgy and now I've to take the immunosuppressant injection of pain and suffering I'm gonna shit out a vital organ
Work managed to pay me for an overtime hour I wasn't even arsed about but short me an entire 12 hour shift. It's not my manager it's the accounts department that seem to be unable to count.
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Work managed to pay me for an overtime hour I wasn't even arsed about but short me an entire 12 hour shift. It's not my manager it's the accounts department that seem to be unable to count.
It's not.
Is a high fibre diet actually worth it my good God
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 AM
It's not.
I'm thinking about the primate biscuits again I just gotta know
Surely I, a primate, can eat some succulent primate biscuits.
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I'm thinking about the primate biscuits again I just gotta know
The way I just know in my heart that in 5-10 years when the dust finally settles these Nazi fucks will escape without consequences
January 22, 2026 at 12:03 AM
The way I just know in my heart that in 5-10 years when the dust finally settles these Nazi fucks will escape without consequences