La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Strawberry-blonde bombsite.
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
I'm wasting good highly fuckable years
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I'm wasting good highly fuckable years
The way American white box housing looks online no wonder you people are insane ye have zoochosis your enclosure needs enrichment and live prey
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The way American white box housing looks online no wonder you people are insane ye have zoochosis your enclosure needs enrichment and live prey
Dude just went oh [surname] do you know [brothers name] and I said no 😇
I stealth so well in jobs only like three people know my brother also works here nevermind that I suck dick
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Dude just went oh [surname] do you know [brothers name] and I said no 😇
Pov once a year when I spiral and wipe my account and then pop back up
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Pov once a year when I spiral and wipe my account and then pop back up
Who up touching their peepee? 🤨
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Who up touching their peepee? 🤨
When I tell you I am this 🤏 close to tattooing the words Kyrie eleison on my throat
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When I tell you I am this 🤏 close to tattooing the words Kyrie eleison on my throat
They're real lenient in the dlc I definitely stabbed at least 40 cunts and gassed the hatters and the outsider went "I have never seen you show such restraint" fuckin hell id hate to see daud in a pissy mood
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
They're real lenient in the dlc I definitely stabbed at least 40 cunts and gassed the hatters and the outsider went "I have never seen you show such restraint" fuckin hell id hate to see daud in a pissy mood
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saw your man eat all the cornbread off the corn dog and then swallow the wiener in one gulp and pulled the stick out of his mouth all slutty
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
saw your man eat all the cornbread off the corn dog and then swallow the wiener in one gulp and pulled the stick out of his mouth all slutty
There's a je ne sais quoi about gay transgender people like hell yeah!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
There's a je ne sais quoi about gay transgender people like hell yeah!!!!!
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Starting to react to euro-country like Amhrán na bhFiann
a woman dancing in front of a dog man sign
ALT: a woman dancing in front of a dog man sign
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Starting to react to euro-country like Amhrán na bhFiann
UGH found my Christmas present she's everything I want in a boot
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
UGH found my Christmas present she's everything I want in a boot
Need me one of those transgender frodo but hairy lookin little fuckers
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Need me one of those transgender frodo but hairy lookin little fuckers
HELP I NEARLY SET MY JOB ON FIRE IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES I plugged in my USB torch walked away it immediately started smoking
December 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
HELP I NEARLY SET MY JOB ON FIRE IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES I plugged in my USB torch walked away it immediately started smoking
I have control over my past anger issues in so far as I never lash out at people or get physical however idk why, especially my family, but people never learn to not poke me first because I believe retaliatory violence is often the answer for the everyday run of the mill cunt.
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I have control over my past anger issues in so far as I never lash out at people or get physical however idk why, especially my family, but people never learn to not poke me first because I believe retaliatory violence is often the answer for the everyday run of the mill cunt.
I'm not taking Ireland's boycott of Eurovision as serious until they stop Israeli war bonds and actually do a serious occupied territories bill otherwise it's just the usual fine gael and Fianna fail lip service cause right now their lips are firmly around netanyahus shriveled grey cock
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm not taking Ireland's boycott of Eurovision as serious until they stop Israeli war bonds and actually do a serious occupied territories bill otherwise it's just the usual fine gael and Fianna fail lip service cause right now their lips are firmly around netanyahus shriveled grey cock
Shoutout to the one guy I had saved as [name] Grindr for the entirety of our 8-10 month relationship. He knew too cause he called my phone when I forgot where I left it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Shoutout to the one guy I had saved as [name] Grindr for the entirety of our 8-10 month relationship. He knew too cause he called my phone when I forgot where I left it.
I've made a quad shot latte I'm either fighting God or meeting him
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I've made a quad shot latte I'm either fighting God or meeting him
What really gets me with the Eurovision Israel thing is like what exactly is the benefit for them. Founding countries pulling out left and right and they're just like yeaaaaah and go back to gobbing off a genocidal state. Unique strategy for Israel tho win by lack of turnout.
a woman is making a funny face and asking what was the reason ?
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and asking what was the reason ?
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What really gets me with the Eurovision Israel thing is like what exactly is the benefit for them. Founding countries pulling out left and right and they're just like yeaaaaah and go back to gobbing off a genocidal state. Unique strategy for Israel tho win by lack of turnout.
Uncanny valley analog horror video but it's just black and white pictures of British "people"
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Uncanny valley analog horror video but it's just black and white pictures of British "people"
8 hour course into overnight shift
a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves
ALT: a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
8 hour course into overnight shift
When I get really old I'm going to get an expensive to keep large impractical animal and then I'm going to will it to my least favorite niece or nephew
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
When I get really old I'm going to get an expensive to keep large impractical animal and then I'm going to will it to my least favorite niece or nephew
Of all the spokes people 3 mobile could've picked for that YouTube ad they picked a dub that pronounces the company name as tree love it lmao
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Of all the spokes people 3 mobile could've picked for that YouTube ad they picked a dub that pronounces the company name as tree love it lmao
I keep having to deep breath in repeat "there's a lot more good in this world than evil" to myself over and over. I mean it's either that or [redacted]
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I keep having to deep breath in repeat "there's a lot more good in this world than evil" to myself over and over. I mean it's either that or [redacted]
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization