La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Strawberry-blonde bombsite.
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Pov once a year when I spiral and wipe my account and then pop back up
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Pov once a year when I spiral and wipe my account and then pop back up
UGH found my Christmas present she's everything I want in a boot
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
UGH found my Christmas present she's everything I want in a boot
I'm cancelling it don't @ me I just forgot they were scum however hello yes I am 21
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm cancelling it don't @ me I just forgot they were scum however hello yes I am 21
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Swear I'm not a genwunner I just keep carnivorous plants and kinglers just an elite specimen. Wooper and Bulbasaur as pets and krookodile just cause it suits.
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Swear I'm not a genwunner I just keep carnivorous plants and kinglers just an elite specimen. Wooper and Bulbasaur as pets and krookodile just cause it suits.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Swear I'm not a genwunner I just keep carnivorous plants and kinglers just an elite specimen. Wooper and Bulbasaur as pets and krookodile just cause it suits.
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Swear I'm not a genwunner I just keep carnivorous plants and kinglers just an elite specimen. Wooper and Bulbasaur as pets and krookodile just cause it suits.
I really transcend the entire spectrum of profanity
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I really transcend the entire spectrum of profanity
I'm not confident about this driving test I'm confident I'm gonna start swinging if I get caught by trick questions like the following
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I'm not confident about this driving test I'm confident I'm gonna start swinging if I get caught by trick questions like the following
There's two 4 year old golden retrievers that got surrendered locally and it took EVERYTHING not to take em
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
There's two 4 year old golden retrievers that got surrendered locally and it took EVERYTHING not to take em
That fuckin ai coca cola ad looks like these mannequins in winter clothes
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
That fuckin ai coca cola ad looks like these mannequins in winter clothes
He's fully opened his fins so he's relaxed and happy 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
He's fully opened his fins so he's relaxed and happy 🥹
He's an €8 euro fish but I feel like that incel dude who got his act together because he had to take care of his shrimp. He's watching me watch him.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
He's an €8 euro fish but I feel like that incel dude who got his act together because he had to take care of his shrimp. He's watching me watch him.
I'm big eepy but I gotta stay up cause I start a night shift tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm big eepy but I gotta stay up cause I start a night shift tomorrow
He's stressed TF out but here's my beautiful purple son
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
He's stressed TF out but here's my beautiful purple son
First Pokémon game and first starter.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
First Pokémon game and first starter.
Me, cozy, in bed at 6am: "hmmm what is that dripping noise that has awoken me from my slumber"
My parents shower directly above a wall plug where 90% of my electronics are plugged in:
My parents shower directly above a wall plug where 90% of my electronics are plugged in:
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Me, cozy, in bed at 6am: "hmmm what is that dripping noise that has awoken me from my slumber"
My parents shower directly above a wall plug where 90% of my electronics are plugged in:
My parents shower directly above a wall plug where 90% of my electronics are plugged in:
The bébé is swaddled.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The bébé is swaddled.
This dude saw the political climate and went yes now it's time for my genocide video
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This dude saw the political climate and went yes now it's time for my genocide video
I watched one (1) Skyrim video for old times sake and now all my recommendations look like this.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I watched one (1) Skyrim video for old times sake and now all my recommendations look like this.
Better underdog narrative than any movie in the past 10 years
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Better underdog narrative than any movie in the past 10 years
Ah yes the dragonborn
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ah yes the dragonborn
I'm not great at helping others work through emotions.
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm not great at helping others work through emotions.
Didn't know docs came uncircumcised
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Didn't know docs came uncircumcised