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La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Strawberry-blonde bombsite.
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Pov once a year when I spiral and wipe my account and then pop back up
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
UGH found my Christmas present she's everything I want in a boot
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm cancelling it don't @ me I just forgot they were scum however hello yes I am 21
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?

(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)

Swear I'm not a genwunner I just keep carnivorous plants and kinglers just an elite specimen. Wooper and Bulbasaur as pets and krookodile just cause it suits.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I really transcend the entire spectrum of profanity
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm not confident about this driving test I'm confident I'm gonna start swinging if I get caught by trick questions like the following
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
There's two 4 year old golden retrievers that got surrendered locally and it took EVERYTHING not to take em
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Old but gold.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
That fuckin ai coca cola ad looks like these mannequins in winter clothes
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
He's fully opened his fins so he's relaxed and happy 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
He's an €8 euro fish but I feel like that incel dude who got his act together because he had to take care of his shrimp. He's watching me watch him.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm big eepy but I gotta stay up cause I start a night shift tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He's stressed TF out but here's my beautiful purple son
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
FISH!!!!!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
First Pokémon game and first starter.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Me, cozy, in bed at 6am: "hmmm what is that dripping noise that has awoken me from my slumber"
My parents shower directly above a wall plug where 90% of my electronics are plugged in:
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The bébé is swaddled.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This dude saw the political climate and went yes now it's time for my genocide video
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I watched one (1) Skyrim video for old times sake and now all my recommendations look like this.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Better underdog narrative than any movie in the past 10 years
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ah yes the dragonborn
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm not great at helping others work through emotions.
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Didn't know docs came uncircumcised
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM