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Liz Taylor's Earrings

@liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social

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I act like I got my shit together but my shit is spread across so many different fields it's like bad fertilizer & you know what this metaphor got away from me. Twinja.

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 47m

That is a very good question. I think because part of it requires some sort of rising agent, maybe not? How would you boil it in the caustic solution?

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 59m

“Cinnamon spiced romance”

What does that MEAN

are we talking light, medium? They’re Swiss I assume they find cinnamon spicy, maybe this is a 🌶️🌶️🌶️ situation??

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1h

Also according to Apple, Otis is a “schnoodle”

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1h

omg it’s supposed to have this

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1h

I spent too much time on this and yet

@stangleskid.bsky.social

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1h

I love him

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 2h

He’s so happy

AND we get to go back on trains today

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 2h

Texas friends: what do you think the abomination they are calling “TexMex” and “Quesadillas” are

I’m thinking they both involve ketchup

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 4h

“I do not know why you are so big, Big Dog, but I love you”

“You are Small and I also love you”

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 14h

Oh those ear floofs

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 17h

Get your sinful asses to church

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 17h

Hey it’s that mountain from the Toblerone bars

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 17h

Ugh

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 17h

Husband has been killing it with the hotels so far. I’m going to make him plan all our trips in the future.

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 23h

Gross

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

I was gonna ask “is this about Gundam/pokemon?”

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

Eastern Europeans East Asians
🤝

“You wanna charge me how much for fucking hot water???? Go to hell”

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

Bonding with the Taiwanese (I think that’s what they said) group on the other side of the aisle as we both brought food so we wouldn’t have to pay train prices 😆

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

Bonding with the Taiwanese (I think that’s what they said) group on the other side of the aisle as we both brought food so we wouldn’t have to pay train prices 😆

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

I have noticed that even though in Milan and here it was more than 20C during the day, some people were wearing winter jackets and HATS.

I know I’m Canadian and also run warmer than normal but these people are weak and their bloodline will only cause misery

a man in a white shirt and black shorts is walking in the snow

ALT: a man in a white shirt and black shorts is walking in the snow

media.tenor.com

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

Okay but when does the body building competition with those old timey round barbells start

And will you be also premiering your new curly handlebar moustache

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

I slept!!! Like ten hours!!!!

Ready for another day on the train.

Unfortunately, that means more gorgeous Alpine vista pictures for you.

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

Hot bath, herbal tea and a Swiss night-night pill. I am SLEEPING TONIGHT DAMMIT

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

Hot bath, herbal tea and a Swiss night-night pill. I am SLEEPING TONIGHT DAMMIT

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

RACLETTE. IT IS MINE. THIS IS THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO EAT IN THIS COUNTRY

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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

I contemplated taking my bottle of gummies and like a fool thought I’d tire myself out so much everyday I wouldn’t need them

Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d

*spies cross stitch at the restaurant*

I could totally do that

I’m definitely not taking close up pictures to steal the pattern