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Liz Taylor's Earrings
@liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social
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I act like I got my shit together but my shit is spread across so many different fields it's like bad fertilizer & you know what this metaphor got away from me. Twinja.
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 2h
“I do not know why you are so big, Big Dog, but I love you”

“You are Small and I also love you”
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 11h
Oh those ear floofs
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 14h
Get your sinful asses to church
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 14h
Hey it’s that mountain from the Toblerone bars
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 14h
Ugh
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 15h
Husband has been killing it with the hotels so far. I’m going to make him plan all our trips in the future.
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 20h
Gross
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 22h
I was gonna ask “is this about Gundam/pokemon?”
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 23h
Eastern Europeans East Asians
🤝

“You wanna charge me how much for fucking hot water???? Go to hell”
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 23h
Bonding with the Taiwanese (I think that’s what they said) group on the other side of the aisle as we both brought food so we wouldn’t have to pay train prices 😆
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 23h
Bonding with the Taiwanese (I think that’s what they said) group on the other side of the aisle as we both brought food so we wouldn’t have to pay train prices 😆
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
I have noticed that even though in Milan and here it was more than 20C during the day, some people were wearing winter jackets and HATS.

I know I’m Canadian and also run warmer than normal but these people are weak and their bloodline will only cause misery
a man in a white shirt and black shorts is walking in the snow
ALT: a man in a white shirt and black shorts is walking in the snow
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
Okay but when does the body building competition with those old timey round barbells start

And will you be also premiering your new curly handlebar moustache
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
I slept!!! Like ten hours!!!!

Ready for another day on the train.

Unfortunately, that means more gorgeous Alpine vista pictures for you.
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
Hot bath, herbal tea and a Swiss night-night pill. I am SLEEPING TONIGHT DAMMIT
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
Hot bath, herbal tea and a Swiss night-night pill. I am SLEEPING TONIGHT DAMMIT
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
RACLETTE. IT IS MINE. THIS IS THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO EAT IN THIS COUNTRY
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
I contemplated taking my bottle of gummies and like a fool thought I’d tire myself out so much everyday I wouldn’t need them
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
*spies cross stitch at the restaurant*

I could totally do that

I’m definitely not taking close up pictures to steal the pattern
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
TIL that melatonin is a prescription drug in Switzerland!!! I have to settle for Tryptophan and special herbs and spices. And it cost thirty dollars.
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
Me: who the fuck lives there, a king?!??!

H: it’s probably a monastery

M: oh. That makes much more sense
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
“I don’t understand what you mean when you say ‘The Good Denny’s’”
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
Well fine then
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
These windows go down so guess who is happy as a clam
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
Now off to St Moritz!
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Liz Taylor's Earrings @liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social · 1d
Gelato count: 1

(Stracciatella)
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