Liz Taylor's Earrings
@liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social
I act like I got my shit together but my shit is spread across so many different fields it's like bad fertilizer & you know what this metaphor got away from me.
Twinja.
Twinja.
"Oh, let's not order any more clothes this month. I'm good"
EXCEPT FOR THIS NEBULA DRESS I ORDERED IT SO FAST
EXCEPT FOR THIS NEBULA DRESS I ORDERED IT SO FAST
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Oh, let's not order any more clothes this month. I'm good"
EXCEPT FOR THIS NEBULA DRESS I ORDERED IT SO FAST
EXCEPT FOR THIS NEBULA DRESS I ORDERED IT SO FAST
Which one which one which one which one
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Which one which one which one which one
They have been STITCHED they have been BACKED they have been RIBBONED
They are DONE!!!!
They are DONE!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They have been STITCHED they have been BACKED they have been RIBBONED
They are DONE!!!!
They are DONE!!!!
I *do* want a pet dragon, he is correct.
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I *do* want a pet dragon, he is correct.
I do have a full “winter activity” coat for when I am outside for long periods of time but I’m thinking something like this for “nicer” occasions aka winter theatre events and Christmas
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I do have a full “winter activity” coat for when I am outside for long periods of time but I’m thinking something like this for “nicer” occasions aka winter theatre events and Christmas
Feeling a little called out here
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Feeling a little called out here
I have been successfully influenced into trying a new romantasy series and like, I know the scale of “how legit is the premise” can vary wildly but “we made peace with the sexy dangerous snake people of in exchange they give us their sexy sex secrets” is killing me
I am still going to read it tho
I am still going to read it tho
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I have been successfully influenced into trying a new romantasy series and like, I know the scale of “how legit is the premise” can vary wildly but “we made peace with the sexy dangerous snake people of in exchange they give us their sexy sex secrets” is killing me
I am still going to read it tho
I am still going to read it tho
I love this character
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I love this character
I broke my last Epcot Japan bowl. I brought back two and I shattered both
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I broke my last Epcot Japan bowl. I brought back two and I shattered both
Sorry for the Ryan Reynolds but they got a child to yell HOSER at a Blue Jay give those kids Canadian Screen Awards
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sorry for the Ryan Reynolds but they got a child to yell HOSER at a Blue Jay give those kids Canadian Screen Awards
Instagram ads have a laser-focus on my interests (I’ve accepted it) but even I can’t justify this cost on what would be a purse I would use, at best, occasionally
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Instagram ads have a laser-focus on my interests (I’ve accepted it) but even I can’t justify this cost on what would be a purse I would use, at best, occasionally
Disassociating after the vet visit
(Vet says he is perfectly healthy but needs to drop a couple of pounds)
(Vet says he is perfectly healthy but needs to drop a couple of pounds)
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Disassociating after the vet visit
(Vet says he is perfectly healthy but needs to drop a couple of pounds)
(Vet says he is perfectly healthy but needs to drop a couple of pounds)
No real surprises, but nice to know just the same.
The “are you 80 years old” does track for me, yeah
The “are you 80 years old” does track for me, yeah
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
No real surprises, but nice to know just the same.
The “are you 80 years old” does track for me, yeah
The “are you 80 years old” does track for me, yeah
Genuinely yes
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Genuinely yes
My husband is fixing his car
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My husband is fixing his car
This is technically a Sask account but I assume this what you deal with everyday @halibut.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is technically a Sask account but I assume this what you deal with everyday @halibut.bsky.social
Listen cadets, I know you all have questions about each others’ genitals but those are, and I can’t emphasize this enough, private questions for your padd
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Listen cadets, I know you all have questions about each others’ genitals but those are, and I can’t emphasize this enough, private questions for your padd
Is Wilbur handsomer with his bow tie on straight or at a more rakish angle?
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Is Wilbur handsomer with his bow tie on straight or at a more rakish angle?
It’s a heated cat bed. And yes of course he deserves it, he works so hard everyday.
(Being the only thing keeping the mental health of the humans in this place even remotely stable)
(Being the only thing keeping the mental health of the humans in this place even remotely stable)
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It’s a heated cat bed. And yes of course he deserves it, he works so hard everyday.
(Being the only thing keeping the mental health of the humans in this place even remotely stable)
(Being the only thing keeping the mental health of the humans in this place even remotely stable)
“Mowestyn” is a good name for a yeast infection medication tho
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Mowestyn” is a good name for a yeast infection medication tho
We put up the Christmas tree
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We put up the Christmas tree