Liz Taylor's Earrings
@liztaylorsearrings.bsky.social
I act like I got my shit together but my shit is spread across so many different fields it's like bad fertilizer & you know what this metaphor got away from me.
Twinja.
Twinja.
I have my guitar recital today
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December 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have my guitar recital today
Like, I would like to visit my BIL and his family??? But it keeps getting worse???
Maybe we need to do that split-border library in Quebec or something
Maybe we need to do that split-border library in Quebec or something
Nothing says “vacation in the USA“ like deleting five years of social media in the departure lounge.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Like, I would like to visit my BIL and his family??? But it keeps getting worse???
Maybe we need to do that split-border library in Quebec or something
Maybe we need to do that split-border library in Quebec or something
"Oh, let's not order any more clothes this month. I'm good"
EXCEPT FOR THIS NEBULA DRESS I ORDERED IT SO FAST
EXCEPT FOR THIS NEBULA DRESS I ORDERED IT SO FAST
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Oh, let's not order any more clothes this month. I'm good"
EXCEPT FOR THIS NEBULA DRESS I ORDERED IT SO FAST
EXCEPT FOR THIS NEBULA DRESS I ORDERED IT SO FAST
Which one which one which one which one
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Which one which one which one which one
They have been STITCHED they have been BACKED they have been RIBBONED
They are DONE!!!!
They are DONE!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They have been STITCHED they have been BACKED they have been RIBBONED
They are DONE!!!!
They are DONE!!!!
Like, immediately it is for porn, right? And the thing is, they’ll never catch up with the wording or instructions or whatever so they think they’ll have locked it down but two seconds later there will be new porn
I'm more concerned about the plans the incels have for the Disney Princesses
welcome to the new video era of luke skywalker doing company-sanctioned but unspeakable things with minnie mouse
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Like, immediately it is for porn, right? And the thing is, they’ll never catch up with the wording or instructions or whatever so they think they’ll have locked it down but two seconds later there will be new porn
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Very important in this trying time to use the Internet correctly (Bob-Hoskins-posting)
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Very important in this trying time to use the Internet correctly (Bob-Hoskins-posting)
If only
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If only
I’m looking for a plain old white button down for a costume, so it does NOT need to fancy and even thrift is ridiculous. I’m not paying $45 for a joke shirt.
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I’m looking for a plain old white button down for a costume, so it does NOT need to fancy and even thrift is ridiculous. I’m not paying $45 for a joke shirt.
There’s a guy doing the 1995 Sense and Sensibility, where he words along to the audio in his extremely low budget home made costumes and I love it. He has great facial expressions. He’s got Fanny down pat
December 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There’s a guy doing the 1995 Sense and Sensibility, where he words along to the audio in his extremely low budget home made costumes and I love it. He has great facial expressions. He’s got Fanny down pat
I *do* want a pet dragon, he is correct.
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I *do* want a pet dragon, he is correct.
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Feeling a little called out here
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Feeling a little called out here
I want a new “fancy” winter coat which I can get for good prices on Boxing Day but I want to wear it for Christmas. You see my dilemma here.
Also where do you buy dress coats for fat ladies now?
Also where do you buy dress coats for fat ladies now?
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I want a new “fancy” winter coat which I can get for good prices on Boxing Day but I want to wear it for Christmas. You see my dilemma here.
Also where do you buy dress coats for fat ladies now?
Also where do you buy dress coats for fat ladies now?
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Do I wanna go to a Star Wars burlesque show? Yes obviously right
The real question is if I bring my husband along
The real question is if I bring my husband along
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Do I wanna go to a Star Wars burlesque show? Yes obviously right
The real question is if I bring my husband along
The real question is if I bring my husband along
I have been successfully influenced into trying a new romantasy series and like, I know the scale of “how legit is the premise” can vary wildly but “we made peace with the sexy dangerous snake people of in exchange they give us their sexy sex secrets” is killing me
I am still going to read it tho
I am still going to read it tho
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I have been successfully influenced into trying a new romantasy series and like, I know the scale of “how legit is the premise” can vary wildly but “we made peace with the sexy dangerous snake people of in exchange they give us their sexy sex secrets” is killing me
I am still going to read it tho
I am still going to read it tho
I love this character
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I love this character
RIP my favourite bowl
Good thick ceramic with a base so you could carry heavy stew that goes right to the rim to the couch
The perfect size for a “I need a BIG BOWL OF [cereal, soup, ice cream]”
May you join your brother that I broke years ago
Good thick ceramic with a base so you could carry heavy stew that goes right to the rim to the couch
The perfect size for a “I need a BIG BOWL OF [cereal, soup, ice cream]”
May you join your brother that I broke years ago
I broke my last Epcot Japan bowl. I brought back two and I shattered both
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
RIP my favourite bowl
Good thick ceramic with a base so you could carry heavy stew that goes right to the rim to the couch
The perfect size for a “I need a BIG BOWL OF [cereal, soup, ice cream]”
May you join your brother that I broke years ago
Good thick ceramic with a base so you could carry heavy stew that goes right to the rim to the couch
The perfect size for a “I need a BIG BOWL OF [cereal, soup, ice cream]”
May you join your brother that I broke years ago
I broke my last Epcot Japan bowl. I brought back two and I shattered both
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I broke my last Epcot Japan bowl. I brought back two and I shattered both
I can’t do it 🥲
I can’t keep my fingers from getting their own way and it is already SO SIMPLIFIED for me but I can’t do it and now I’m crying because I’m so frustrated and it’s great everything is fine it’s just another thing I’m really bad at
I can’t keep my fingers from getting their own way and it is already SO SIMPLIFIED for me but I can’t do it and now I’m crying because I’m so frustrated and it’s great everything is fine it’s just another thing I’m really bad at
Guitar teacher: guess what. I’ve changed the song we are doing for the Christmas concert
Me: 😧
GT: we are doing a Dire Straits song!!! I believe in you!!!!
Me: 🫥🫥🫥🫥
Me: 😧
GT: we are doing a Dire Straits song!!! I believe in you!!!!
Me: 🫥🫥🫥🫥
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I can’t do it 🥲
I can’t keep my fingers from getting their own way and it is already SO SIMPLIFIED for me but I can’t do it and now I’m crying because I’m so frustrated and it’s great everything is fine it’s just another thing I’m really bad at
I can’t keep my fingers from getting their own way and it is already SO SIMPLIFIED for me but I can’t do it and now I’m crying because I’m so frustrated and it’s great everything is fine it’s just another thing I’m really bad at
I’m trying chia seed “pudding” for the first time and it’s so unsettling
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m trying chia seed “pudding” for the first time and it’s so unsettling