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Ben
@liztruss.bsky.social
2.8K followers 1.2K following 4.3K posts
Parody of a Prime Minister.
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · Jan 7
Sometimes my little coauthor helps me write skeets
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1h
At-work naps even bette, though
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 9h
We, as gay people, get to choose our family
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 11h
Hear me out: it’s both
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Not this cunty Chinese Emperor
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Followed you so that I’d be oomf
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Without me?????

Rude
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
If anyone asks, this is how we know each other
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
💦💦💦
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
🩵🩵🩵
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Date idea:
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Is it a tattoo of my face?
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
I hope so!
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Work from home update:

Two emails sent
Two naps taken
Three oomfs jerked off to
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
It’s my way of doing reparations on the unholiest of days
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
I will fix him, as soon as I’m done with Charlie Puth and Shawn Mendes
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Yes!
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
As a British person, I’m very happy that we’re blaming colonialism on Italians today
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
I guess you could also do iMessage from a burner email
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Telegram?
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
I love that you tweet just like my dog
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Yes.
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
He truly lives the best life
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you for being brave enough to ask the question on everyone’s mind
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
Victory!
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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · 1d
If only he understood that I spend so much time on my phone because I’m trying to turn one of my internet boyfriends into his stepdad
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