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But fr, today is also still 🍑 day
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
But fr, today is also still 🍑 day
When his pics look like an A350 but he shows up looking like a 767 👎
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When his pics look like an A350 but he shows up looking like a 767 👎
Since tomorrow and Friday are holidays, today is FCF
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Since tomorrow and Friday are holidays, today is FCF
Now the Chancellor should surprise-drop a totally different budget, and we’ll all be GAGGED
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Now the Chancellor should surprise-drop a totally different budget, and we’ll all be GAGGED
When it’s pink on 🍑 day
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
When it’s pink on 🍑 day
Today is hump day, the day we celebrate her
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Today is hump day, the day we celebrate her
To clarify, I didn’t have sex. I just got so excited about chicken parm that I came
I promised myself I’d do some work tonight. But my balls are empty and my tummy is full. So I’m going to bed
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
To clarify, I didn’t have sex. I just got so excited about chicken parm that I came
I promised myself I’d do some work tonight. But my balls are empty and my tummy is full. So I’m going to bed
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I promised myself I’d do some work tonight. But my balls are empty and my tummy is full. So I’m going to bed
No, but this time the No Loads Refused guy really does love me back
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No, but this time the No Loads Refused guy really does love me back
Every year at Christmas, I try to buy my mother the worst calendar imaginable. And I think I just won Christmas forever
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The New Putin Calendar Is Here: ‘A Man for Every Season’
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November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Every year at Christmas, I try to buy my mother the worst calendar imaginable. And I think I just won Christmas forever
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Happy “thirst traps from childhood bedrooms” season to all who celebrate!
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Happy “thirst traps from childhood bedrooms” season to all who celebrate!
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Charlie Brown had 7600 hoes
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Charlie Brown had 7600 hoes
“You’ll be visited by three spirits” and it’s just the most-annoying throuple in your area
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits” and it’s just the most-annoying throuple in your area
YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING
“Am I too old to get back on Snapchat?”, Ben asks himself while picking up his Lipitor refill
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“Am I too old to get back on Snapchat?”, Ben asks himself while picking up his Lipitor refill
This* would fix me
*amount of PTO
*amount of PTO
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This* would fix me
*amount of PTO
*amount of PTO
Just looked at my work calendar for this week
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just looked at my work calendar for this week
Drunk at Friendsgiving, ama
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Drunk at Friendsgiving, ama
You know I’ll be wearing something extra slutty to the airport since Sean Duffy wants us to dress up to fly
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You know I’ll be wearing something extra slutty to the airport since Sean Duffy wants us to dress up to fly
Something extremely Bluesky (derogatory) happening in the replies to a silly joke
Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Something extremely Bluesky (derogatory) happening in the replies to a silly joke